Swindle Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 nioggga. my nigga swibndz. im drunk and fuck uyou. b ut i loves you. i hates y life. for real i hopemi dei soon, coke, vicoden and vodka ftw.... FML. once more i hope i die soon. you need to slow down dude. and i know you dont mean cocaine, you mean coca cola. you need to relax, ayebee is the only one who makes suicide threads. your threads need to continue to consist of your hilariously awkward sexual advances towards females. Hahaha Swindle! :lol: this was bound to happen at least once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 i see this thread going places.... and non of them are good. this thread is about a sexual health test and its still better than that awesome thread you made where you tried to clown tko and cope2 and earsnot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 my dude i got some sizzling dick drip a few years ago. when i pissed it hurt so bad i ripped the towel rack out of the wall. i went to the free clinic and a real doctor, they both gave me cipro. the stuff that kills anthrax. wait what was my point? oh the cotton swab hurt just as much as the piss. the point, dont let older hospital nurses with tongue rings and big droopy titties with name tats on them zuck ya dick when visiting a sick family relative. i made the gods angry. come to think of it that bitch prolly didnt even work there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 finally someone game enough to say something! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 not my proudest moment but when i told the story in detail at work it went down in infamy. for a while they called me sizz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 exactly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 So thats why my penis burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 I went once and avoided a boner...although it must of been the needle and razor for a skin scraping that kept ma dude down....dont usually get aroused over sharp objects near ma johnson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 :shook: sounds nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 i went in cus i thought i had testicular cancer and some old indian woman ended up playing with my balls for a few minutes. definitely not something i'd get a boner over. the last time i had an std test, they just had me piss in a cup, but i've had the q tip up the dick and that's no fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Sometimes you need more than a blood test...happy to say though Im clean. :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 My doctor is a man, so i dont really need to try not to get a boner. It just happens on its own... I kid, i kid. -nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 i've been scared and tested before....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vex Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 i accidently yelped while getting checked...apperantlyy i have ticklish nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 when i was 12 or 13 and had to go get my yearly physical there was a super young asian nurse who did the exam yeah she held my nuts, dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenQ Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 wow this is hilarious cuz this jus happened to me so im affraid to get a boner while gettin a physical,no i aint gay,dude jus goes off by himself..anyways so before i goto the clinic..i rub one out..then leave...finally get there,doc says get naked..i do i notice he looks up at mean gives me a weird look..i look down an noticed i got dried nut all over my dick...then we make eye contact..and it got alot weirder... oh also got crabs once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 I got epididymitis when I was 26. Not fun, it felt like someone was literally standing on my nuts. So I went to Kaiser and told the nice lady doctor "it feels like someone is standing on my nuts, plz advise." She gave me the deep quiz about where I was putting my thing, fondled 'em, then gave me antibiotics and some Vicodin and told me to go home and rest for a couple days and not have sex or drink booze till the antibiotics were gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 nioggga. my nigga swibndz. im drunk and fuck uyou. b ut i loves you. i hates y life. for real i hopemi dei soon, coke, vicoden and vodka ftw.... FML. once more i hope i die soon. I have no pity for cry babies like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 i think i've been about 3 times. the first time i got tested for aids and every other std under the fuckin' sun. i felt fuckin' disgusting and really disappointed in myself thinkin' i'd been daft enough not to use a rubber. some old male indian doctor asked questions while this old nurse issused the cocktail umbrella swiftly down the japs eye. i easily stayed soft for that. i think i've been back twice since then. and had some not bad lookin' nurse play aboot with my cock on the more recent visit. i avoided gettin' a pinger that time. but my firend tried to pull the nurse that tested him while he was at a club, giving her all the chat up lines until she eventually reminded him why she had such a familiar face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 what's with all the dick talk lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 when single i'd go get checked almost once a month. did the q-tip test, but in the last couple years i just had to piss in a cup. never did have any std/sti's but did have an aids scare once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Ive told this one around here before but I guess this is as good as ever. 15-16 years old. Thought I had breast cancer(wtf? I know right?). I go in, and this fine ass young nurse comes in and rubs that warm gel stuff all over my nipple to do a sonogram(sp?). Had to fight that one pretty hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 15-16 years old. Thought I had breast cancer(wtf? I know right?). I go in, and this fine ass young nurse comes in and rubs that warm gel stuff all over my nipple to do a sonogram(sp?). Had to fight that one pretty hard. sig worthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 so you're saying you have an sti? i got head from a girl from sao paulo once on a cruise ship. i immediately got back and got one of those tests done. they took blood for a few tests, and for some other test they shoved a q tip inside my dick and swirled it once. imagine rug burn in the tip of your dick. the pain lasted a few minutes, wasn't crippling but fuuuuuuu a week later im with my boy to go pick up the test, except he didn't know where we were going until we got there. i told him i had to find out if some bitch gave me aids. he said i couldn't get back in the car if i had aids. fair enough. i am std free. which kinda means, on that day my count restarted at zero. you know, the "omg did i fuck that chick and forget about it?" count. it was a good day to start fresh. i highly recommend you get a test if you've ever fucked a questionable skank. yo son HIV can have up to a 6 month incubation period... you might still have AIDS from Brazil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 what's with all the dick talk lately? cause men are superior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 i just did get professional help, i just got back from the doctor....thats what the thread is about............................................ If I was you I'd be REAL mad at your mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 too drugnk to read. but there tis ni wat this is a thread about getting a boje about gout getting a boner getting a heath tyeast. Gettin yo AB type on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 wow this is hilarious cuz this jus happened to me so im affraid to get a boner while gettin a physical,no i aint gay,dude jus goes off by himself..anyways so before i goto the clinic..i rub one out..then leave...finally get there,doc says get naked..i do i notice he looks up at mean gives me a weird look..i look down an noticed i got dried nut all over my dick...then we make eye contact..and it got alot weirder... oh also got crabs once ahahha even before I finished reading I was like...what if theres remaining spooge? but...it was answered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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