Siege1222 Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 "Goonies NEVER say die" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 "fuck niggers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 so long and thanks for all the fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 some laughable shit in here. goonies. yes. half baked. yeah. but seriously... id probably just go quietly because if ive done something to get there ive already said what i needed to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 "Ive had 2 people plant bombs on 4 planes and they are set to detonate in 30 mins." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Am i really wearing a diaper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 "Ive had 2 people plant bombs on 4 planes and they are set to detonate in 30 mins." fuck yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Wasn't nothin' strange about yo' daddy! It was strange what yo' daddy had to deal with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Ohhhhh child, Al How about... "I brought him to the Riker Ave. dumps. There is a house that stands alone, not far from where I took him. I took the boy there. Stripped him naked and tied his hands and feet and gagged him with a piece of dirty rag I picked out of the dump. Then I burned his clothes. Threw his shoes in the dump. Then I walked back and took the trolley to 59 St. at 2 A.M. and walked from there home. Next day about 2 P.M., I took tools, a good heavy cat-of-nine tails. Home made. Short handle. Cut one of my belts in half, slit these halves in six strips about 8 inches long. I whipped his bare behind till the blood ran from his legs. I cut off his ears – nose – slit his mouth from ear to ear. Gouged out his eyes. He was dead then. I stuck the knife in his belly and held my mouth to his body and drank his blood. I picked up four old potato sacks and gathered a pile of stones. Then I cut him up. I had a grip with me. I put his nose, ears and a few slices of his belly in the grip. Then I cut him through the middle of his body. Just below the belly button. Then through his legs about 2 inches below his behind. I put this in my grip with a lot of paper. I cut off the head – feet – arms – hands and the legs below the knee. This I put in sacks weighed with stones, tied the ends and threw them into the pools of slimy water you will see all along the road going to North Beach. I came home with my meat. I had the front of his body I liked best. His monkey and pee wees and a nice little fat behind to roast in the oven and eat. I made a stew out of his ears – nose – pieces of his face and belly. I put onions, carrots, turnips, celery, salt and pepper. It was good. Then I split the cheeks of his behind open, cut off his monkey and pee wees and washed them first. I put strips of bacon on each cheek of his behind and put them in the oven. Then I picked 4 onions and when the meat had roasted about 1/4 hour, I poured about a pint of water over it for gravy and put in the onions. At frequent intervals I basted his behind with a wooden spoon. So the meat would be nice and juicy. In about 2 hours, it was nice and brown, cooked through. I never ate any roast turkey that tasted half as good as his sweet fat little behind did. I ate every bit of the meat in about four days. His little monkey was a sweet as a nut, but his pee-wees I could not chew. Threw them in the toilet." Or, just... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 albert fish possibly? i think it was him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 I'll be waiting for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Who Farted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 "butthole" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Hey wait a minute, this aint Pizmo beach!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 "[dear sexual partners] yes its true, i do have genital warts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 made it ma! top of the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 i will shit my pants when i go, greetings to the cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 "thug nigga til the end tell a friend, bitch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 i have a note from my doctor excusing me...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 I came Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 I'd lie down on the executioner's table, point my finger, smile, and say... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 "It's just a ride." -Bill Hicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 have fun cleaning up my shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vex Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 ''chunky pineapples'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Ilovehaters Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 "fuck the police" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 ''fuck life'' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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