Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
!@#$%

Whatchu know bout cougars son?

Recommended Posts

hahahahah --Yeah Suki. You're the next generation of Cougar. The current generation of Cougars troll around TGI.Fridays and frat bars. Your generation will troll e-forums and facebook.

 

Oh, I forget, the current generation of Cougars usually hang out at Euro bars and pray nobody notices the botox bruise under all their mac makeup.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
This forum is supported by the 12ozProphet Shop, so go buy a shirt and help support!
This forum is brought to you by the 12ozProphet Shop.
This forum is brought to you by the 12oz Shop.

Not you......

 

 

Coug's are hilarious, I smashed out a 42 year old rollerderby chick, she tells all her old girlie friends and the next thing I know theres old broads hitting up my facebook like 14 year old girls. Bitch even tried to take nude photos of my sleeping on her blackberry to share amongst her friends.

 

 

One night after abusing old poon I went to her kitchen to get something to drink and her 17 year old son walks into to find my semi nude self drinking juice.....AWKWARDDDDDD...made it even better was he had on my boys bands t-shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bitch lost her mind and we dont talk anymore but her home girl hits me up still asking about my wedding/bach party plans?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i fucked a cougar one time

she hit me up randomly on myspace with topless pics and i was like fuck it

im pretty sure she was cheating on her husband, but needless to say she was the first chick who ever sucked my dick with an ice cube in her mouth... and the first one who asked me to fit my whole fist in

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
sounds like they're on you already darlin

if they only knew i was hiding a 10 incher under my skirt...

 

hahahahah --Yeah Suki. You're the next generation of Cougar. The current generation of Cougars troll around TGI.Fridays and frat bars. Your generation will troll e-forums and facebook.

 

i don't like tgif or frat boys and i don't troll facebook, does that mean i have to relinquish my cougar badge?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
i smashed the same 54yo (not at the same time), and smashed her daughter as well.

 

 

haha...reminds me of this kid we used to know back in high school.

 

this guy fucked this girl named julie's mom and after wards (like 10 minutes later) fucked julie.

 

and both the mom and daughter found out about it....the mom was cool with it, but julie was freaking out.

 

.....last time i saw that guy, he was a security guard for walgreens though.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
another 12ozer and i smashed the same 54yo (not at the same time), and smashed her daughter as well.

So haggard. So fucking haggard. Just thinking about that whole story and the pictures i've seen of that woman makes me laugh really hard. Fucking porno booth. You win my friend.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
a 10 incher?

i hope you mean one of these:

 

400px-IngramMAC10.jpg

 

Hey, I used to have one of those! Shot like shit. I bought it for $80 bucks, cut the clip from 30 to 15 capacity and sold it for $400 so I felt pretty good about the whole thing.

 

How's that 'shop job' coming along?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

shop job?!

 

and wait a sec.

age 30-34!??!!?!

fuck mang i think thassa little low.

:crying:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

word . i feel a lil better. ugh. i'm over 30 though. not quite 35.

 

when i say how old i am, when the words come out of my mouth i still can't believe it

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i had a pre-mid-life crisis when i realized i'll be 40 when my nephew graduates.

felt old before its gonna happen.

 

and then i realized i'm a 20 something and finally have my shit together. no need to panic quite yet, well maybe about the hairline, not age though.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

l_bc146f89132941099396cbfb6c9b6aa7.jpg

 

my partner in grime was smashing on this gal ^^ for a while. i think shes in her early 30s. dude swears she looks good naked. i was really really really drunk one night and walked in on her talking a piss. we locked eyes, i thought it was going down, so i pulled out my dick and started jerking off. she FREAKED. big time. screaming and everything. the night prior, she had told me and my boy that she would be down to have a 3some with us, but it turned out that she was "just joking". my bad.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


×
×
  • Create New...