LiliStCynical Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 so older womens are called cougars that prey on younger men. and older men that prey on younger females are called pedo/scum. well what about the younger women who prey on older men? wtf are they called? Older men that prey on younger females are called LECHERS. (either sex preying on anyone underage could be a pedofile) and I always thought younger women who prey on older men were called bitches with daddy issues... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Age ain't nothing but a number. Old dudes were marrying 15yr old girls left and right in the 1800's, turns out, America prospered. This is all just a sign of the growing rebirth of puritanism (who, btw, married 'underage' girls too) but it doesn't really affect me as I'm not interested in having sex with girls that can't drink legally and I don't want a second date with anyone under 25... but that's me. You know what else should be a big problem, pasting children's faces onto pictures of naked adults because it hurts the... uh... makes the... um... anyway, I don't agree with it so it should be illegal, like being Mexican or pasting children's faces on pictures of animals because animals are 'naturally' naked. p.s. I do want to have sex with Lily (because her name is so awesome) but she's known that forever and as soon as I get a picture of her face pasted on a naked tree IT IS SO ON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 animals have fur and feathers, they wear them as coats, grand shiny coats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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i eat babies Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Age ain't nothing but a number. Old dudes were marrying 15yr old girls left and right in the 1800's, turns out, America prospered. This is all just a sign of the growing rebirth of puritanism (who, btw, married 'underage' girls too) but it doesn't really affect me as I'm not interested in having sex with girls that can't drink legally and I don't want a second date with anyone under 25... but that's me. You know what else should be a big problem, pasting children's faces onto pictures of naked adults because it hurts the... uh... makes the... um... anyway, I don't agree with it so it should be illegal, like being Mexican or pasting children's faces on pictures of animals because animals are 'naturally' naked. p.s. I do want to have sex with Lily (because her name is so awesome) but she's known that forever and as soon as I get a picture of her face pasted on a naked tree IT IS SO ON! You know when something is so confusing that it voids your brain of all thoughts and you're just left with a big cartoon question mark above your head? This is what the last two paragraphs of your post did. Also, I have never fucked a girl who wasn't at least a year older than me. <------cougarhunter/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I fucked a 42 year old petite red head when I was 22. Best dome I ever got. Shit made my dilz sore than a motherfucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 my wife is 5 years older than me and i call her a cougar just to piss her off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 another 12ozer and i smashed the same 54yo (not at the same time), and smashed her daughter as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 another 12ozer and i smashed the same 54yo (not at the same time), and smashed her daughter as well. i smell a bad springer episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 You know what else should be a big problem, pasting children's faces onto pictures of naked adults because it hurts the... uh... makes the... um... anyway, I don't agree with it so it should be illegal, like being Mexican or pasting children's faces on pictures of animals because animals are 'naturally' naked. p.s. I do want to have sex with Lily (because her name is so awesome) but she's known that forever and as soon as I get a picture of her face pasted on a naked tree IT IS SO ON! a naked tree huh? i need some photoshop time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 according to their age brackets...we're cougars. rawwr! well fuck, we better go trolling for some young cubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 well fuck, we better go trolling for some young cubs sounds like they're on you already darlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 hahahahah --Yeah Suki. You're the next generation of Cougar. The current generation of Cougars troll around TGI.Fridays and frat bars. Your generation will troll e-forums and facebook. Oh, I forget, the current generation of Cougars usually hang out at Euro bars and pray nobody notices the botox bruise under all their mac makeup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 And is it just me, or does Demi Moore look like a talking robo slut in that photo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Not you...... Coug's are hilarious, I smashed out a 42 year old rollerderby chick, she tells all her old girlie friends and the next thing I know theres old broads hitting up my facebook like 14 year old girls. Bitch even tried to take nude photos of my sleeping on her blackberry to share amongst her friends. One night after abusing old poon I went to her kitchen to get something to drink and her 17 year old son walks into to find my semi nude self drinking juice.....AWKWARDDDDDD...made it even better was he had on my boys bands t-shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bitch lost her mind and we dont talk anymore but her home girl hits me up still asking about my wedding/bach party plans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 i fucked a cougar one time she hit me up randomly on myspace with topless pics and i was like fuck it im pretty sure she was cheating on her husband, but needless to say she was the first chick who ever sucked my dick with an ice cube in her mouth... and the first one who asked me to fit my whole fist in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
front line Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 at what age would yall classify a cougar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 14 or 15. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 sounds like they're on you already darlin if they only knew i was hiding a 10 incher under my skirt... hahahahah --Yeah Suki. You're the next generation of Cougar. The current generation of Cougars troll around TGI.Fridays and frat bars. Your generation will troll e-forums and facebook. i don't like tgif or frat boys and i don't troll facebook, does that mean i have to relinquish my cougar badge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 ill take yo cougar badge suki! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT DAT? WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT DAT? WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT DAT EYYY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 a 10 incher? i hope you mean one of these: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Naw, she is quite open about her dong. NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 LOL you just made me LOLOLOLOL at work. thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 this thread needs pix... http://www.asylum.com/2009/09/02/cougar-convention-2009/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 leave it to !@#$% to be that fucking gun happy! coug's start at age 30-34 for me...i'm older now so lets say 35-38 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 35+until she gets a senior citizen discount at the movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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