CALIgula Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 i smashed the same 54yo (not at the same time), and smashed her daughter as well. haha...reminds me of this kid we used to know back in high school. this guy fucked this girl named julie's mom and after wards (like 10 minutes later) fucked julie. and both the mom and daughter found out about it....the mom was cool with it, but julie was freaking out. .....last time i saw that guy, he was a security guard for walgreens though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 another 12ozer and i smashed the same 54yo (not at the same time), and smashed her daughter as well. So haggard. So fucking haggard. Just thinking about that whole story and the pictures i've seen of that woman makes me laugh really hard. Fucking porno booth. You win my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 a 10 incher? i hope you mean one of these: Hey, I used to have one of those! Shot like shit. I bought it for $80 bucks, cut the clip from 30 to 15 capacity and sold it for $400 so I felt pretty good about the whole thing. How's that 'shop job' coming along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 shop job?! and wait a sec. age 30-34!??!!?! fuck mang i think thassa little low. :crying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 my wife is 30, she is NOT a cougar, so i think you're in the clear symbols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 See cougars started at 30 for me until I became almost 30............:( I say 35 now ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 word . i feel a lil better. ugh. i'm over 30 though. not quite 35. when i say how old i am, when the words come out of my mouth i still can't believe it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 i had a pre-mid-life crisis when i realized i'll be 40 when my nephew graduates. felt old before its gonna happen. and then i realized i'm a 20 something and finally have my shit together. no need to panic quite yet, well maybe about the hairline, not age though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 my partner in grime was smashing on this gal ^^ for a while. i think shes in her early 30s. dude swears she looks good naked. i was really really really drunk one night and walked in on her talking a piss. we locked eyes, i thought it was going down, so i pulled out my dick and started jerking off. she FREAKED. big time. screaming and everything. the night prior, she had told me and my boy that she would be down to have a 3some with us, but it turned out that she was "just joking". my bad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Haaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Holy shit, you aren't kidding about grime...that bitch is NASTY haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 great personality, tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 haha, dow you dirty, dirty dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 haha some funny stuff in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 "dude, but she looks good naked" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 hahaha dow would probably fuck a grimy ass trainhopper girl if he got the chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 according to their age brackets...we're cougars. rawwr! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYDEEZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 that bitches grill looks like a picket fence after a hatian earthquake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 hahaha dow would probably fuck a grimy ass trainhopper girl if he got the chance. some of those chicks are actually pretty good lookin. they'd have to shower first before id touch one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 haha. ive only met ones that used to be cute before they pierced their septums and got horrible facial tattoos. and they also smell like onions and vodka. no thanks ill pass. i dont need impetigo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillysmostwanted Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 so here is my philosophy on cougar's. there fucking awesome and are dirty little whores that are pretty much down for anything given the right type of persuading. In no time you will be driving her benz spending her money and eating her food along with waking her goddamn bratty fucking kids up in the morning and driving them to school half drunk from the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 omg dow. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Fucking Dow is slaying this thread. I'm 24'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I don't think it's possible for a cougar to be less than 46, 48 is I think as young as they've been found wild. 45 and under is either a MILF or a FREAK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 smash yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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