alphadog Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 she likes you enough to hang out with you, get druuunnk, get you in her bed when no one is home, and you dont crack her open? you suck! if you dont get your :cool: act together she is ganna need to fuck someones thing soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 She realizes what a fucking trainwreck you are. Wait til your dick heals then sack up and try to fuck. SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj8-_QKN31o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Imagine you're Bear Grylls and eat her pussy like it's a bucket of KFC you just found in the Sahara 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 yeah we chill just about every weekend straight. get smashed, share a bed, cuddle and then wake up hungover and i always awkwardly leave the premises only to get a text 5 minutes later asking whats wrong with me. ' just from reading this and skimming through everything else you posted i think she's into you. if you were getting friend-zoned as you put it then she wouldn't let you feel up on her or make out.if she's trippin when you leave then i don't think your really a fallback either because then i dont think she would really give a fuck about it in the first place. honestly i think your just buggin.your straight fool go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 GO FOR THE PINK,TWINK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 YEEEAAAAHH SUPAMAN SUPASTAR IMA GET ME SUPA FAT DOE LIKE PABLO ESCABAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Twinky, my dude. You've changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 uhh what happened to that lil asian broad?you know the one you fucked in the ass right before i came over,then when i went into your room it smelled like hotdog water? anyways someone already said it..if she cool with spooning and doesnt wanna rush into teh secks..shes a keeper..honestly could you respect her if she gave it up in the 1st 2 weeks?me no! i like a chase fuck that bitch, man. shit with her went sour after you had left az. i got tired of taking care of her and fixing all her stupid mistakes. wait you know twinky in real life!? he's becoming a trainwreck, the old twinky would have smashed this girl and made magic happen. its your job to get him back on track this is true, in most situations smashing would occour in the first night, but idk for some reason...i actually have.... respect? for this girl. idk im just not trying to fuck up a good thing, but ill admit i need to man up and give her the business already. ' just from reading this and skimming through everything else you posted i think she's into you. if you were getting friend-zoned as you put it then she wouldn't let you feel up on her or make out.if she's trippin when you leave then i don't think your really a fallback either because then i dont think she would really give a fuck about it in the first place. honestly i think your just buggin.your straight fool go for it. and yeah i think im prolly over analyzing things between us. i just talked to her on the phone right now. shes got pneumonia and is home-ridden. she said she wanted to see me, but i told her i couldnt make it today. im gonna surprise her in a bit with delicous food and stuff. plus she wants to see my frog dick now. lols. thanks for the feedback guys. much obliged. and thanks for all the jeering too, awesome laughs and realization occured. if anyone still gives a fuck ill fill in on what happens at her house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 Twinky, my dude. You've changed. this nigga, come on chops, i aint changed... but idk for some reason...i actually have.... respect? for this girl. ok, maybe just a tad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 dude just fuck the shit out of her with your grimy ass johnson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 :lol: i was actually thinking about it too after reading this: just put some neosporin on yer toad cock underneath a little twinky-dick sized band-aid, then rock a rubber and smash only take enough vics to tolerate the pain of smashing yer boil into her clam, do not take a handful and put yer dick in the dirt NH needless to say i just took four vics, just in case the opporitunity to fuck the pneumonia out of her arises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Imagine you're Bear Grylls and eat her pussy like it's a bucket of KFC you just found in the Sahara Unreal. Do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csmDxUOdRjM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 soooo.... heres the deal: i needs advice on my situation with this girl. back story: met her in high school, became good friends, lost touch. years pass we find each other on myspace, talk a bit more, she gives some kittens to my ex, lose touch again. months pass, then she comes into the shop i work at, hits me up later that day inviting me to a bar, we catch up on missed time, joke about each other etc... now for the past month or so she and i have been hanging out quite a bit. we spend a few nights together, no sex, few drunken make out sessions/grope fests. now heres where i need the advice: so we have both made it clear that were interested in each other. i like this girl, i reeeeeaaalllllyyyy like her. she can handle herself, her money, and problems. awesome sense of humor. shes hot. and various other qualities that make her the perfect candidate for a chick i would wanna be with. now that being said, i really like her. she says she likes me too. but unless were drunk, i act so awkward and goofy around her. at times she'll ask me why im being so weird around her, etc. i just cant help it, shes so perfect in my eyes, that i freak out and try not to further things so as not to ruin a shot with her. heres a catch that keeps me distanced: sometime she'll call me to her house to spend the night because she doesnt wanna be alone. that shit really throws me off, i aint tryin to be nobodies security blanket or no shit. im losing my train of thought of where i was gonna go with this so ill cut to the chase: does it sounds like she really likes me? or am i a fallback? or am i getting friend-zoned? honestly im totally in the dark so hopefully you all can shed some light on this for me. idfkkkkkkkk.... halp plz. You think too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 ^That, and this YEAH, SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH YOU COZ SHE GOT YOU DRUNK AND IN BED AND INSTEAD OF FUCKING HER YOU PASSED OUT IN THE SPOONING POSITION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 It sounds like you're insecure about showing your feelings to her. I'm soooooo gonna show her this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 but really. if i don't fuck the girl in the first day or two, then it's a lost cause. i need a closet slut or else my attention is not going to be kept at all. Ditto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 bwahahahahaaaa, she already knows about my sweet frog dick action going on downstairs. Yeah, but tell her that you did this for her, it should give you an idea about how she feels Reactions are key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 she said she wanted to see me, but i told her i couldnt make it today. im gonna surprise her in a bit . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 hahahahahahahaaaa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 I can kind of understand what you mean about being freaked out because you actually like her, if that is what you're saying...I sometimes have a hard time understanding you as I don't speak fluent emo yet haha When I first met my ex we were fucking and having fun, but when I realized I actually cared about her I got all freaked out. It got so bad I told her not to come back again one day, but eventually I realized I was being a moron and we worked it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Listen to some Pornografitti t oget in the mood NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 youre not married to her, you dont have anything to screw up really, so why worry about it? keep your mind open to other girls and your nervous problems will melt away. shes not the last girl on earf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 if you are worried about fucking up a good thing just give her some of the best dick of her life. if that thought scares you or you dont think you have it in you give her some of the best oral sex of her life, stay down for like 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 NIGGA FUCK ALL THIS BULLSHIT1!!!!!!!!! COME TO TC ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT AND CATCH ME WIT A GUCCI SHOE ON MY HEAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 if you are worried about fucking up a good thing just give her some of the best dick of her life. if that thought scares you or you dont think you have it in you give her some of the best oral sex of her life, stay down for like 20 minutes. when im wasted im oral game is on smash. and my penis game too. but i have that frog cock still so oral it would be. its just too bad im fucking wasted right now and back at home im my turquoise undies joints. sipping on hella booze and draining out my abscess// shrug life to the fullest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 i say shrug life day to day because of you /sort of/ i feel i owe you advice. do the oral thing, trust me. also try to be able to give fantastic oral sex when sober, it is a valuable skill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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