where Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 orly? por que? To have. It probably wont jam. Just keep the tempo level and the pace slow, at least for you. Just remember to save one for yourself. Flip out if you have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 , share a bed, cuddle and then wake up hungover and i always awkwardly leave the premises only to get a text 5 minutes later asking whats wrong with me. :lol: :lol: OH MAN. YEAH, SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH YOU COZ SHE GOT YOU DRUNK AND IN BED AND INSTEAD OF FUCKING HER YOU PASSED OUT IN THE SPOONING POSITION. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 ^ whos that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Have fun not being able to make any sort of move on this girl for an extended period of time because you have an open wound on your dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 yeah i kinda cockblocked myself with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 :lol: :lol: OH MAN. YEAH, SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH YOU COZ SHE GOT YOU DRUNK AND IN BED AND INSTEAD OF FUCKING HER YOU PASSED OUT IN THE SPOONING POSITION. i know youre not trying to knock my cuddle game fool. fall back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 this nigga said "cuddle game" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Damn.. you need to take a day or two and just think about where your going with your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 ^ whos that? Some dude killed himself on JTV. I was fucked up when I posted that. Now I'm somewhat back to acceptable levels. Tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Sooo you have both admitted to liking each other .. You get drunk n make out etc etc but dont fuck.. Wtf is wrong with you ?? Make a move before you become that creepy guy in her friend zone that sends her lovey dovey 'I miss you' text messages while she's getting steam rolled from behind by some guy(s) that haven't been giving her mixed signals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 just put some neosporin on yer toad cock underneath a little twinky-dick sized band-aid, then rock a rubber and smash only take enough vics to tolerate the pain of smashing yer boil into her clam, do not take a handful and put yer dick in the dirt NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 have you told her about your technique for keeping yourself well groomed down there? if so, this is probably why your not getting laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Yeah, if you dont know where to go once the both of you are drunk as fuck, making out, and groping the shit out of each other in bed, then I dont what to tell you son. Edit: Oh yeah, your dick got eviscerated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Watch the Super Bowl with her. Share twenty hot wings. Finger her. Never call again... Girls love romantic shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 seems like she likes u, might wanna make a move n stop acting like a girl, sorry. but that will end up ruining everything. i say do it. exactly. i take my penis out within the first 15 minutes of meeting a girl, in private or not. either way, it's gonna happen. but really. if i don't fuck the girl in the first day or two, then it's a lost cause. i need a closet slut or else my attention is not going to be kept at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 tell her how you feel, youll be aight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 THIS THREAD IS SAD. TAKE YOUR TAIL OUT FROM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND MAN UP!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drue_Down Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 ^^^^ SMASH my situation with this girl. It is called bi-curious, not confusion. we find each other on myspace, First mistake & lulz i work Wait... wut? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenQ Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 uhh what happened to that lil asian broad?you know the one you fucked in the ass right before i came over,then when i went into your room it smelled like hotdog water? anyways someone already said it..if she cool with spooning and doesnt wanna rush into teh secks..shes a keeper..honestly could you respect her if she gave it up in the 1st 2 weeks?me no! i like a chase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyGosh! Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I you really like her enough to want to be with her. Stop being a pussy and just tell her that. I would do it when you 2 are not intoxicated for best results. However, if you are that worried about things getting awkward, or being a little bit vulnerable around her, then maybe you arent ready for any kind of serious relationship anyway. I would just be honest with her about what you want, and where you would like it to go, then be willing to listen to her side...for better or worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 stop thinking and take action. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 we find each other on myspace First mistake & lulz theres nothing wrong with meeting girls off myspace/facebook. ive meet plenty of genuine people from those sites. uhh what happened to that lil asian broad?you know the one you fucked in the ass right before i came over,then when i went into your room it smelled like hotdog water? anyways someone already said it..if she cool with spooning and doesnt wanna rush into teh secks..shes a keeper..honestly could you respect her if she gave it up in the 1st 2 weeks?me no! i like a chase wait you know twinky in real life!? he's becoming a trainwreck, the old twinky would have smashed this girl and made magic happen. its your job to get him back on track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenQ Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 ^^yeah He'll get some no bitchasness txts later..but then again maybe he's in love?maybe ever since he found her again he got butterflies and whenever he thinks about her john mayer songs float thru his head.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 GOD DAMN JUST DO IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 She wants you to fuck, but seems like you are half steppin... Take a break off the pornos for a week or two and pee in her butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameaintbic Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 the pussy.... your putting it on a pedistal... dont do that or your destined to fail 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 i don't know how you do it twinky, but, with each post I seem to think you're an even bigger faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvcmUcFBF9U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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