!@#$% Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 She might not end up being the most attractive woman, but she's better than a robo-hooker that looks like some bitch you'd love to hate. Basically, just pull some of this shit. srsly. women are fuckin crazy enough to sleep with people like that. http://georgeclooneymadethis.ytmnd.com/ I was trying to post this earlier, but for some reason it isn't showing up... damn i heard about that shit too. totally forgot. so now we know what happens to people with too much time or too much money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 can you imagine being the brother of a dude that owns one of those. dude dies and you have to go to his house to clean up. and you figure at the most he was odd and you might find some fat chick porn or something gross like that and then you find his talking sex doll robot laying in his bed. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Made this thing look like Rumor Willis: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 can you imagine being the brother of a dude that owns one of those. dude dies and you have to go to his house to clean up. and you figure at the most he was odd and you might find some fat chick porn or something gross like that and then you find his talking sex doll robot laying in his bed. /nh like finding someone dead of auto-erotic asphyxiation one for the family album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 hahahahahahahahahaahah......oh man. make it a gif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 :haha: do it mams! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 In about ten months, when everyone is talking about "best threads of the year", someone please remind me that it was this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 after the gif i'll feel the deal is sealed ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 if you make the gif, you need to put some kind of strobe affect on the fractal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Sometimes i think it would suck to die in some weird way like that. Then i remember that I'd be dead. Why would I give a fuck? I wouldn't be able to give a fuck, I'd no longer be capable of feeling embarrassed, I'd be dead. Fuck it. At least someone would be getting one more laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "Just imagine a motor attached to someone's appendage." LOL, WUT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 ONLY THIS TIME ITS REAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!1!!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I'm holding out for the 'cuddle me or I'm shutting down' update... features I'd like to see: 'you can sleep on the couch' 'NOT BACK THERE! What. you think I'm some kind of robo-hooker?' 'Donkey Punch, now with electroshock.' (ZZaap!) I'm expecting all that and more in ver. 2.0. The thing is though, even with the flesh lights, you have to clean all that up yourself. Maybe a Roomba attachment or a 'I'm gonna take a shower, leave $200 on the dresser' module. The coolest thing about that is; in the morning it'd be clean and safely stowed wherever you hide your shame PLUS the money would still be on the dresser... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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earl broclo ESQ Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 That photo is great. Smart --I heard V.2 is going to have a hairdresser app, but Gizmodo leaked it's only going to be an attachment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 :lol: It's funny when the inventor mentions 'psychologist' and there's the 'Asylum' mark in the bottom right. 2:34 I think the guy wanted to say 'definitely, yes!' but hesistated and changed his mind upon realising he's being filmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Sometimes i think it would suck to die in some weird way like that. Then i remember that I'd be dead. Why would I give a fuck? I wouldn't be able to give a fuck, I'd no longer be capable of feeling embarrassed, I'd be dead. Fuck it. At least someone would be getting one more laugh. Unless you end up being a ghost. Then you'd have to watch generations of your family members laughing about that one weirdo in the family who had the fuck robot. And the only thing you could do about it is to turn on and off lights and occasionally move things around in an attempt to piss them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I didn't read anything after the OP so I'm probably the eighth man to say this but: how is this an improvement over a doll that DOESN'T talk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 OK I went back and read the whole thread and it was worth it. There are gonna be some crazy stories down the road with this one. _Lightning hits your house and the bitch starts talking from the closet. BOOM!! "Oh baby yes harder" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 That photo is great. Smart --I heard V.2 is going to have a hairdresser app, but Gizmodo leaked it's only going to be an attachment. Well, I am, after all, a man so... as long as she 'looks' clean and has a sharp haircut I'm game. But Cracked is on to something here: OK I went back and read the whole thread and it was worth it. There are gonna be some crazy stories down the road with this one. _Lightning hits your house and the bitch starts talking from the closet. BOOM!! "Oh baby yes harder" I picture dude who got lucky at the local bar, brings home a human chick ('no you can't drive home in THIS wheather, my place is a block away...). Then the lightning storm and the robort crashes out of the closet door Terminator style... probably not getting that 'happy ending' or a second date, or a date ever again if she has Twitter of MyFace... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Oh also, think of all the sexless treehugger quotes: "Yeah, she cost less than my Prius and by the month she's cheaper to run than my toaster! PLUS! Like other Toyotas, she just won't stop!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I wonder if when her battery starts to die, she sounds like an old cassette player when it's batteries died. "Oh Baby, harder, Oh Baby harder, Oh baby haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddduuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr OOOOOOoooooooo...oooooo..........oooooo......baaaaaaaaaaaaaaay b." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 ^prolly more like something out of a horror movie. i need to do some photoshopping dammit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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