lil_spenty Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 goddamnit youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I'd hate to be the dude that owns one and have to worry about someone coming across it by accident. Then having to explain to whoever why you have a life size sex robot that probably talks like JP from Grandma's Boy.I mean goddamn, I can't understand what would make someone pay for a sexbot the price of car, or even 6 shitty cars that run. It's good to know there are people lonely and just a tad bit creepy enough to drop 7 g's on a life size sex doll coolspeech talking battery needing robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 ahh beat me to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 buy a robot. fuck it. ?????. profit. laugh at other people's problems, makes yours seem less bad. i'll start - my first real girlfriend cheated on me with a dude she was letting live in her car. fuck yeah. bottom of the barrel right there motherfucker. now go find some sluts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 looks like a cheeseburger between the legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 also i hope nobody accidentaly the whole sex bot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 laugh at other people's problems, makes yours seem less bad. i'll start - my first real girlfriend cheated on me with a dude she was letting live in her car. fuck yeah. bottom of the barrel right there motherfucker. now go find some sluts. Making light of bad situations sometimes helps ease the tension of said bad situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 KILL IT WITH FIRE Basically all this is ganna do is save someone some shovel time, or a trip to the morgue. Fuck that thing is hideous, I dont know what would kill my boner first. A. That I just dropped $7,000 on a rubber crashdummy version of Amy Winehouse B. Or that the vagina that looks about as comforting as it looks real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 SMASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 This shit had me dying. This one doesn't talk, it just says "nom nom nom" and laughs like this kid: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 :haha: i guess i should not be leaving the ladies outta modern invention.. happily ladies, none of these talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 ^wait. thasssa robot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Might be. It's a shot from the movie "Burn after reading." It was in response to your post above mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 yeah. i was just hoping for a clooney robot. hahaha not really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Oh, you want me to build you one? I think I could recreate Clooney if I make the right mold. Then I'll just equip him with this: The only problem is all I can get right now is "O Brother Where Art Thou" qoutes. If that doesn't work, I could always ship you this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 hmm, i didn't like that movie very much. and no way am i blowing that thing. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I'm saying, it's just a bigger version of a Fleshlight. It doesn't even have a camera. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 wait, a fleshlight with a camera so you can video yourself smackin the salami?! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 7 grand? i can go to any local dive bar, spend $50 on drinks and take home some neighborhood slob that looks as good as that thing and a few hours later, she's gone and i saved $6950. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 You can do it for a whole hell of a lot cheaper. You just need to find that one girl who's drunk enough, with a wad of cash in her pocket. Sit next to her, talk it up, seduce her to buy you drinks all night, go to her place, fuck her until she passes out, then pull some kind of Navy Seal shit and escape in silence. No money spent, no need for phone numbers, and you got your rocks off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6KJtFZoflc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCyvd-yLRAM&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 You can do it for a whole hell of a lot cheaper. You just need to find that one girl who's drunk enough, with a wad of cash in her pocket. Sit next to her, talk it up, seduce her to buy you drinks all night, go to her place, fuck her until she passes out, then pull some kind of Navy Seal shit and escape in silence. No money spent, no need for phone numbers, and you got your rocks off. yeah, even better plan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 She might not end up being the most attractive woman, but she's better than a robo-hooker that looks like some bitch you'd love to hate. Basically, just pull some of this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 http://georgeclooneymadethis.ytmnd.com/ I was trying to post this earlier, but for some reason it isn't showing up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 KILL IT WITH FIRE This is what came to mind: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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