!@#$% Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 word, i too am surprised the thing talks. you know homie must be CRAZY lonely. and yes earl, the WarGames reference is great, then you go and get pris from blade runner. the thing made me think of clearly back in the eighties some dudes were dreeeaming of this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 if the sex bot made me pancakes and bacon after i fucked it, maybe the 7g's would be justifiable. the real question on everyone's mind: can you make it look less like david bowie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 if it looked more like ziggy stardust, it might be do-able, but not at it's current state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 plastic surgery done on a plastic bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 pris from blade runner = so scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 if it looked more like ziggy stardust, it might be do-able, but not at it's current state. no bowmo? http://www.botjunkie.com/2007/10/07/arse-elektronika-2007-fking-robots/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 At least the mannequin that fucked Andrew McCarthy was just the incantation of an Egyptian princess. This thinks looks more like the incantation of Milly Johannsen from Long Island. Probably would drive a Miata and listen to NOW mixes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i wonder if fat, ugly women think this is the final nail in the coffin. could be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 before he was able to unveil it, someone beat the thing in the face with the ugly stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 KILL IT WITH FIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 ewww, that robot pussy looks disgusting. wait...wtf? it looks like you'd have a better time fucking a corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 clearly back in the eighties some dudes were dreeeaming of this day. the sequel was way better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nxrto Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I think I can use one: my girlfriend for two years dumped me after cheating with another guy. The bastard is now living with her and f#cking her. I am devastated. If someone has tips to get over this PM me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 http://realdollsex.com/ lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I think I can use one: my girlfriend for two years dumped me after cheating with another guy. The bastard is now living with her and f#cking her. I am devastated. If someone has tips to get over this PM me. buy a robot. fuck it. ?????. profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 ^prophet. ugh. if your chick dumps you, move on. if you move onto a robot, kill yourself. and that doll or robot or wtf pussy looks foul. fowl. fough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nxrto Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 if your chick dumps you, move on. if you move onto a robot, kill yourself. ...LOL:lol: That actually cheered me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 ^prophet. ugh. if your chick dumps you, move on. if you move onto a robot, kill yourself. and that doll or robot or wtf pussy looks foul. fowl. fough look at the expression on her face. looks like corky from "life goes on". "fuhhk meh hahduh! oh yehs! oh yehs!" if i want to fuck marlee matlin...well....hmm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 That robot pussy looks like a macaron. If it tastes like macarons, that's a huge selling point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i be like "OH YEA GET PENETRATED BY THAT D YOU FUCKIN SLUT" she be like "LOL. DOES NOT COMPUTE" (ROBOT VOICE) i be like "YEA TALK DIRTY LIKE THAT YOU BAD GIRL YOU" she be like "THE WEATHER IN ALBERTA CANADA IS RAIN IN THE LOW 50'S" (ROBOT VOICE) i be like "FUCKIN RAIN!? I CANT DO THIS SHIT NO MORE, IM GOIN TO BED BITCH" she be like "I AM A NIGERIAN PRINCE WHO WILL GIVE YOU MILLIONS IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER" (ROBOT VOICE) i be like "ROUND TWO YOU CUNT" sold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 haha this shit is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 thx for RUINING macaroons for me ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Next time you're in NY, let me know. There is a spot my girl found that is really good for the macaroons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 yo that link casek posted rocks: http://www.botjunkie.com/2007/10/07/arse-elektronika-2007-fking-robots/ Johnny 5 still alive, now with chainsaw dildo attachment. i can see that thing going from Porn Robot to TorturePorn Robot relatively quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 KILL IT WITH FIRE Jesus Christ this looks like a burn victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Feed Yer Ego Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 we're wilding on this shit over at my local board 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Weapon X Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Is it me, or does this dude's robo-hooker look a lot like some J.A.P or W.A.S.P broad you'd see arguing about discounts at a Filene's Basement or Marshalls? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO RECREATE THAT FOR SEX!! Now it makes me wonder what that robot says. I bet it just tells you your jeans make you look fat and you need to wear leather shoes instead of sneakers. And everyday you leave the house it chirps up from the couch and says "why don't you do something with yourself for christ's sake! waaaaaaaaaahhhhh do you expect me to wait around for a loser?" Fuck that! the hands on the hips drives your point home. she definitely looks like a nagger. i mean, 'it'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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