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She might not end up being the most attractive woman, but she's better than a robo-hooker that looks like some bitch you'd love to hate.

 

Basically, just pull some of this shit.

 

 

srsly. women are fuckin crazy enough to sleep with people like that.

 

 

 

http://georgeclooneymadethis.ytmnd.com/

 

I was trying to post this earlier, but for some reason it isn't showing up...

 

damn i heard about that shit too.

totally forgot.

 

so now we know what happens to people with too much time or too much money?

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can you imagine being the brother of a dude that owns one of those.

dude dies and you have to go to his house to clean up.

and you figure at the most he was odd and you might find some fat chick porn or something gross like that and then you find his talking sex doll robot laying in his bed.

 

/nh

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can you imagine being the brother of a dude that owns one of those.

dude dies and you have to go to his house to clean up.

and you figure at the most he was odd and you might find some fat chick porn or something gross like that and then you find his talking sex doll robot laying in his bed.

 

/nh

 

like finding someone dead of auto-erotic asphyxiation

 

one for the family album

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I'm holding out for the 'cuddle me or I'm shutting down' update...

 

features I'd like to see:

 

'you can sleep on the couch'

 

'NOT BACK THERE! What. you think I'm some kind of robo-hooker?'

 

'Donkey Punch, now with electroshock.' (ZZaap!)

 

I'm expecting all that and more in ver. 2.0.

 

 

 

The thing is though, even with the flesh lights, you have to clean all that up yourself. Maybe a Roomba attachment or a 'I'm gonna take a shower, leave $200 on the dresser' module. The coolest thing about that is; in the morning it'd be clean and safely stowed wherever you hide your shame PLUS the money would still be on the dresser...

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Sometimes i think it would suck to die in some weird way like that. Then i remember that I'd be dead. Why would I give a fuck? I wouldn't be able to give a fuck, I'd no longer be capable of feeling embarrassed, I'd be dead. Fuck it. At least someone would be getting one more laugh.

 

Unless you end up being a ghost.

Then you'd have to watch generations of your family members laughing about that one weirdo in the family who had the fuck robot.

And the only thing you could do about it is to turn on and off lights and occasionally move things around in an attempt to piss them off.

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That photo is great.

 

Smart --I heard V.2 is going to have a hairdresser app, but Gizmodo leaked it's only going to be an attachment.

 

flowbee.jpg

 

 

Well, I am, after all, a man so... as long as she 'looks' clean and has a sharp haircut I'm game.

 

But Cracked is on to something here:

 

OK I went back and read the whole thread and it was worth it.

There are gonna be some crazy stories down the road with this one.

_Lightning hits your house and the bitch starts talking from the closet. BOOM!! "Oh baby yes harder"

 

I picture dude who got lucky at the local bar, brings home a human chick ('no you can't drive home in THIS wheather, my place is a block away...). Then the lightning storm and the robort crashes out of the closet door Terminator style... probably not getting that 'happy ending' or a second date, or a date ever again if she has Twitter of MyFace...

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