!@#$% Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Las Vegas, Nevada (CNN) -- To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out. Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours. "She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada. http://edition.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html New Jersey man creates what may be most sophisticated talking female sex robot Called Roxxxy, life-size computerized figure can answer questions, carry on chats She costs $7,000 and comes with five "personalities," from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 she looks disturbingly like him. :shook: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Trash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Both that weirdo and his robot look creepy as hell. He probably modeled it off a corpse in his crawlspace or something. This is all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 serial killer oner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 so is the 3rd personality like Boring Betty or something? i wish i could talk to one of those things just to try to fuck with the response technology. does it make moral judgements? like if you talk to it about wanting to kill people or some weird shit? so many questions...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 ^just get one. and if it really is what many men want, it wouldn't say much back and serial killer srsly. this guy's pic is in the dictionary under "lone gunman" though now it might be "lone funman" wokka that was bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 technology is going to be the end of man kind you watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Lucy Liu - bot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 If I had the skills to create such a robot Id fucking cash in. 7 grand! Imagine how many lonely porn addicted sex fiends are going to drop that kind cash. The guy spent his time making some good fake pussy so that when the money comes rolln in he can get top quality real pussy. -or- just bank and keep is free pussy. Either way I gotta give the guy credit and cant really hate on em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 technology is going to be the end of man kind you watch well we don;t really need men anymore women can now reproduce totally on their own. so word up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 pfffffft, she weighs more than 120 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 well we don;t really need men anymore women can now reproduce totally on their own. so word up the robots are taking over:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Seriously, if this chick talks in Apple Talk --I'm Down! Can you imagine hearing her say "Yes, give it to me hard, yes papi, do it now, put your finger in my ass, oh yeah papi, hook that shit, oh hook that shit. I'm your little fuck slut papi. Shit on my chest" --with the Apple Talk voice? Priceless. If they have it so you can change between all the different voices in Apple Talk, I'll sign up right now. She just better not go all Wargames on me. I don't want to say "ok, let's 69" and have her say "Shall we play a game? How about Global ThermolNuclear War?" I'm not having that. I don't want my dick working her g-spot like the president's red button. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 lol and then she pulls out her rocket launcher arm attachments if you dont do something she wants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 That wasn't in Wargames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 :( ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 It's ok. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 This is all kinds of wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 man I am gonna laugh when we start hearing stories about loose connections inside those robots and some pervert frying his dick off in the electrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Would you like to take a moment to register me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 vvvv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdrake123 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 wow...what the fuck is the world coming to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 It doesn't cook or clean but it fucks.....let's see.....why don't I just get a fucking hooker? Wait, no.....even better.....a wife. Cow, milk, etc. etc. /norobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 wow...what the fuck is the world coming to 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Is it me, or does this dude's robo-hooker look a lot like some J.A.P or W.A.S.P broad you'd see arguing about discounts at a Filene's Basement or Marshalls? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO RECREATE THAT FOR SEX!! Now it makes me wonder what that robot says. I bet it just tells you your jeans make you look fat and you need to wear leather shoes instead of sneakers. And everyday you leave the house it chirps up from the couch and says "why don't you do something with yourself for christ's sake! waaaaaaaaaahhhhh do you expect me to wait around for a loser?" Fuck that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 So you pay 7k for a sex robot that talks eh? I'll pay 8k for a sex robot that DOESENT talk. /nh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 if i knew anyone that had that. i'd make a blender attachment for her cunt, because if any grown man pays 7000 dollars to fuck a robot, they deserve to get the full cold steel treatment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I'm gonna sell cooking upgrades and voice mods so it sounds like satan when you "fuck" it. again /norobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 if the sex bot made me pancakes and bacon after i fucked it, maybe the 7g's would be justifiable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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