Smacky636 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Ya it just happened, no TP, no tissues, NOTHING!! Okay about to do the duck waddle down the hall for more TP, wish me no shitty cheek smears... Is this time of the year bad for most people & bathrooms.. abcesses, peeing thru the toilet seat/toilet, peeing on their legs whilst shitting? Fuck!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 god i hate that. at least if you guys just piss you can shake it off...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 use your sock pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I guess so...mine have been so acidic and the coffee I drink doesnt help. I actually stopped drinking my coffee today because I was afraid to poo again. /prayingfornopooOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 step into the shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 pics or it didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 hahaha^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethinglikethat Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I went old school and resorted to a phone book one time. The pipes weren't happy, a major plunge was necessary. My ass wasnt happy either, shit was rough as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 nigga use a towel or those floor mat things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 paper towel appreciation thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 pro tip. keep a pack of these in your desk/office. a clean anus is a happy anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 TP is one thing I make sure not to run out of.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 splash n dash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 use your sock pussy ;) ;) ;) ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 to be a man, wipe it with your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allah Snackbar Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i think everyones having a bad streak.. i got new tires a week ago after having the same ones for 3 years... and i get a flat 2 days ago. fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I came back from a graffiti weekend full of bad food and coffee. I'm at work and shit starts moving around and I need a bathroom very badly. Drive to a coffee shop rush in sit down and hit the can hard and fast. I'm feeling great and I look for the shit tickets........NOTHING, look around NOTHING,only stall in the can. Kick off my work boots, slide out of my dickies and used my underoos to handle the mess. To be an asshole I toss my shitty boxers on top the can, not just to show the world my awesome mess but some 14 year old kid has to fish them out ebfore plunging the can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethinglikethat Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I'm at work and shit starts moving around and I need a bathroom very badly. Drive to a coffee shop rush in sit down and hit the can hard and fast. So... why not just go at work? Or are you a delivery driver or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameaintbic Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I used to jack the industrial sized rolls from my university..those lasted for months One thing i learned while in jail...the manly method is a back to front wipe while cupping the nuts, it just dont look right to be reaching around an wiping your ass in a dorm full of 30 dudes. -nh the no toilet paper thing happened to me last week, thankfully i was at the crib and the closet is right next to the bathroom. That is all i have to contribue to this thread, thnx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 pro tip. keep a pack of these in your desk/office. a clean anus is a happy anus. wet towelettes keep my onion ring happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 So... why not just go at work? Or are you a delivery driver or something? construction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 There was NOTHING in the bathroom, nothing.. I thought about the shower curtain but decided against due smelling shit while I shower or occupy the bathroom. Side note, ran 2 the closet & there was no TP in the closet, had to march 3 clicks to the nexty post for supplies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomebillfromdawsonvile Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 books... not glossy mags.... get it wet....a phone book lasted me and 6 homies like half a year.... loooong time ago.... girls would come over like wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 twas at a party one night, went to make poop in their pooper, when i found out they had no TP! i was like HOMIE DONT PLAY DAT, naturally i used my socks (they werent cool socks anyways) and then stashed them in the upper deck. Fuckem. party sucked anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 NO T.P.?NO BIGGIE SIX SIMPLE STEPS TO WIPING SUCCESS IN THE ABSENCE OF TOILET PAPER step one: remove sock step two: wipe buttocks,one finger in circular motion step three: put sock back on step four: if anyone ask you about the smell deny its you and make up an excuse like you stepped in dog shit or something on those lines step five:?????????????????? step six: PROFIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I used to bounce at a club that didn't put toilet paper in the men's bathroom because we didn't want people shitting there, so I started doing the same thing during parties at my house...it's a good method. Noone would have the balls to do something foul like that at my house though, so noone just ever shit there. Edit: In response to Catty However, we did have a party in HATER's old crib one time, a few months after he and his family moved out and some girl did something weird. The water was off, but she shit in the toilet anyways, and then when we went in we realized we couldn't find anything she could of wiped herself with. Not only must she have used something of her own, she must have brought it out of the bathroom with her too...that's fucking vile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I used to bounce at a club that didn't put toilet paper in the men's bathroom because we didn't want people shitting there, so I started doing the same thing during parties at my house...it's a good method. Noone would have the balls to do something foul like that at my house though, so noone just ever shit there. Edit: In response to Catty However, we did have a party in HATER's old crib one time, a few months after he and his family moved out and some girl did something weird. The water was off, but she shit in the toilet anyways, and then when we went in we realized we couldn't find anything she could of wiped herself with. Not only must she have used something of her own, she must have brought it out of the bathroom with her too...that's fucking vile fuck that, once this party didnt have tp, but they lived next door to a liquor sto so i copped TP for like 50 cents, blew up their bathroom. i have to poop so frequently, that by sheer odds i have to poop at about 25% of the parties i attend. i'm getting very good at stealthy shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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