samdrake123 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 I thought this was going to be about wisdom teeth. Little did I know it's about twinky being the grossest motherfucker in the universe. Glad someone does that so I don't have to. Correct me if I'm wrong tho, I thought an absess was more like a cyst than a boil? I also thought it would be about teeth hahahaha well Twinky...hope everything works out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Is it just me being a jealous single man or do these ''this happened to me'' threads seem to end with ''yeah, and I smashed some chick too''? At this rate there'll be a thread about a 12oz member who was involved in a plane crash: ''I crashed a plane on a test flight, it sucked. I think it was because I pressed the wrong buttons on the panel, I can't remember it that well... but I do remember the co-pilot giving me head, then I doggy-styled that bitch.'' :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Like, I get that you have a title to protect but, what possessed you to use a rusted razor? And if I can accurately assume you knew it was rusted prior to, my second question is, were you expecting a normal outcome? Perhaps I should question why I'm trying to logical analyze NH this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 why on fucking earth would one shave their dick with a risty razor.. holy fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Why would anyone shave their dick to begin with. I cant even trim my shit with scissors without the shit chaffing from the sharp ends. I gotta use an lit stick of incense to burn the pubes down to short enough to get my dick sucked status. Fuck using a rusty razor, thats some retard shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 A snapshot of Twinky's brain synapses would of made Richard Kuklinski disgusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 tetanus dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 abcsesses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Good luck with your dick mang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Hopefully no one ever feels compelled to say that to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Why would anyone shave their dick to begin with. I cant even trim my shit with scissors without the shit chaffing from the sharp ends. I gotta use an lit stick of incense to burn the pubes down to short enough to get my dick sucked status. Fuck using a rusty razor, thats some retard shit. rusty razors? burning with incense? jesus f christ...what the fuck are you all doing to your dicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrorlicious Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 rusty razors? burning with incense? jesus f christ...what the fuck are you all doing to your dicks? i'm with sneak on this one. like did i miss something? when were we supposed to start cutting/burning our dicks? this thread has got me riding in the lollercopter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Im kinda lost on the lit incense stick to get the pubes under control too....... Fuck going down to the skin anyway, that shit makes your dick and balls stick to your thighs. I just bust out the electric and mow it down to a nice 2 o clock shadow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 this fucking abscess is the worst fucking pain ive ever gone through in my whole fucking life. draining as much blood and puss out of it as i can sucks. im running out of vicoden. this pic is just a small sample of the drainage. this shit is so brutal. FML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 IM SITTING HERE, LOOKING AT ALL THE BLOOD AND IMAGINING THE PAIN YOU WOULD BE IN AND I JUST CANT STOP FUCKIN LAUGHING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Hahahaha must suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 wow... just wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 putrid toes, goon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i thought i was grimey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 hahahahaha nasty. fucking nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Wow,what ever happened to just trimming your junk.I'm not putting a razor anywhere near my dick/balls area. Good luck with that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i had an abcess on my arm a few years ago...got real swollen and nasty looking. the doctor lanced it and stuck iodoform into it....and i had to pull the iodoform out about a few centimeters a day...well during lancing it, he gave me shots to numb it...taking the iodoform out, it wasnt numb, and the skin was starting to seal back up...most painful shit ever. i still have a scar from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 This thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Rusty razors fuckin raw while girls on rag "play in the dirt, you get dirty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc0DDCaQzxw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH LAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDD YOU PUT UP FLICKS FO THAT SHHIIITTT? LOL SO SICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 god is punishing you for being a homosexual. if you want to look like a 12 year old, you should be auto-golf-ball-sized-lump-on-your-dong'd for your own good before you get it suck in the wrong anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 That's a lot of blood, twinky. You can have these Cheetos, I don't really want them anymore. Since you grossed me out of my snack I think it's only fair it goes to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 im gonna put a picture of your penis in the prayer box at church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stresssack Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 HERPES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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