twinky the kid Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 just had my dick sliced and drained. i had a golf ball sized abscess on my dick. be careful when shaving your dick my friends. on a related note, ya boy is now steady mellow on them vicoden jammers. fuck yeahhh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 whoaaaaa.............Boil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Nickerson Gardens is a 1054-unit public housing apartment complex at 1590 East 114th Street in Watts, Los Angeles, California. Nickerson Gardens consists of 156 buildings with townhouse style units ranging in size from one bedroom to five bedrooms. It was completed in the year 1955. The complex is owned and managed by the Housing Authority of the City of Los Angeles. Nickerson Gardens is the largest public housing development west of the Mississippi River. The complex occupies the blocks northeast of the corner of Imperial Highway and Central Avenue, and southwest of 111th St and Compton Avenue. It is on the border of both Watts (a district of South Central Los Angeles) and the city of Compton. Nickerson Gardens is the recognized birthplace of the Bounty Hunter Bloods gang. A Los Angeles Times article on November 17, 2007 detailed gang patrols in and around Nickerson Gardens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 yeah, abscess is the medical term for boil. i had shaved my dick with a rusting razor and then banged out some chick who was on her rag. then i got that meat piece on swoll. not fun at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Been there. Not golf ball size, more like pea sized and in the nuts. Should have told the doc that vics give you a upset stomach and that perks work betta. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 yeah they hit me with a few perks before the procedure, so i feel fucking awesome right now. but vics are just as good to me. plus vics dont make me puke when mixed with alcohol like perks tend to. cheers everybody, i feel totally rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 RUSTY RAZORS? THEN CHICS ON THE RAG? YOU DESERVED THAT GROSS! :shook: :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 i make mistakes so you dont have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 twinky, taking one for the oontz since 06 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 twinky you a nasty nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 ewww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 lies he would of posted it nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 yeah, abscess is the medical term for boil. i had shaved my dick with a rusting razor and then banged out some chick who was on her rag. then i got that meat piece on swoll. not fun at all. YOU SIR ARE FUCKING GRIMY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Did the doctor say he could do anything about your balls looking like senior citizens or you're just going to have to just roll with that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Jordan Downs Housing Projects is a 700-unit public housing apartment complex in Watts, Los Angeles, California next to David Starr Jordan High School. It consists of 103 buildings with townhouse style units ranging in size from one bedroom to five bedrooms. The complex is owned and managed by the Housing Authority of the City of Los Angeles (HACLA). The complex is bounded by Grape Street to the west, 97th Street to the north, Alameda Street to the east, and 103rd Street to the south. The complex was originally developed as semi-permanent housing for war workers during World War II. In the early 1950s, HACLA converted it to public housing; it was among the last of the public housing projects in Watts to be opened for that purpose. It opened in 1955, shortly after new mayor Norris Poulson ended all new public housing in the city. The development, like others in the area, began partially integrated; however, its tenancy rapidly became majority black, approaching 100% by the mid-60s. This rapid change occurred for a number of reasons. Many of the veterans who still lived in the projects in the early 50s moved out as they were able to purchase homes. Blacks, still migrating west after the war ended, gravitated toward areas like Watts that already had sizeable black populations. In addition, at least in the first decade of the post-war period, restrictive covenants helped channel recent migrants into Watts and away from nearby suburban cities such as Compton. Across the next four decades, Jordan Downs and the other project houses came to be seen as microcosms of the ills of society: either of the dependency of individuals on the welfare state, as conservatives argued, or of institutional racism, lack of access to education and jobs, and the cycle of poverty, as liberals argued. The rapid decrease in manufacturing jobs in Los Angeles depressed the area; at the same time, the concentration of impoverished citizens, combined with a pervasive sense of disenfranchisement and official indifference or hostility, made the housing projects likely breeding-grounds for crime. Jordan Downs was one of the flashpoints of the 1965 Watts Riot. Like the other housing projects, Jordan Downs benefitted relatively little from the influx of federal money and attention that followed the riots. In the seventies and eighties, despair about the post-war model of public housing and declining federal spending in this area served to further dilapidate this and the other area projects. By the mid-1980s, Jordan Downs was probably most famous among the general public as one of the homes to the newly-prominent street gangs: in this case, the Crip gang named after Grape Street. In 1989, claiming that HACLA had failed to improve quality of life at the project, executive director Leila Gonzalez-Correa announced plans to sell the project to a private developer at market value. The plan was intended to provide a fresh influx of money while preserving the land as low-income housing. The plan was eventually cancelled in the face of opposition from residents and the Los Angeles City Council; potential buyers also noted that the security and insurance risks associated with the project would be likely to make Jordan Downs an unprofitable investment. The controversy contributed to Gonzalez-Correa's departure from the housing authority at the end on 1989. In the early 1990s, Jordan Downs witnessed the same social changes that marked the city as a whole. The changing demographics of Watts were reflected in tenancy at the project, as Latin American tenants began to make inroads into the long-sizeable black majority at the facility. This transformation, though generally peaceful, was accompanied by occasional tension. In 1991, there were brief calls for separate Latino housing in the projects. The calls were spurred by a racially-charged tragedy. An arson fire killed five members of a Mexican family. In the confusion of the blaze the family's grandfather shot a black neighbor, Gregory Moore, who had come to help the family. The grandfather believed that Moore was one of the arsonists; the family felt it had been targeted because family members had repeatedly complained to housing authorities about drug dealers in front of their apartment. Shortly after, police arrested three middle-aged drug addicts who said that dealers had promised to pay them to terrorize the Zunigas. Two of the arsonists received life imprisonment; the third received a lighter sentence for testifying for the prosecution. The Grape Street Crips wore purple bandanas in their left pocket. They were key players in both the Watts Truce that preceded the 1992 Los Angeles riots and the more general truce agreed to in the wake of the riots. As a result, Jordan Downs was comparatively peaceful for the balance of the 1990s. The resurgence of gang violence in the new century, combined with steep cutbacks in police patrols, has led to a steady increase in gang violence since 2002. The complex is featured in the movie Menace II Society. Track star Florence Griffith-Joyner was raised in the complex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 any pics to share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 you guys make fun of twinky for being gay, and yet you're asking for pictures of his deformed dick? PAUSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YouMad.GIF Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 I thought this was going to be about wisdom teeth. Little did I know it's about twinky being the grossest motherfucker in the universe. Glad someone does that so I don't have to. Correct me if I'm wrong tho, I thought an absess was more like a cyst than a boil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 keep the pus use for black magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Most Illustrious Lord, Having now sufficiently considered the specimens of all those who proclaim themselves skilled contrivers of instruments of war, and that the invention and operation of the said instruments are nothing different from those in common use: I shall endeavor, without prejudice to any one else, to explain myself to your Excellency, showing your Lordship my secret, and then offering them to your best pleasure and approbation to work with effect at opportune moments on all those things which, in part, shall be briefly noted below. 1. I have a sort of extremely light and strong bridges, adapted to be most easily carried, and with them you may pursue, and at any time flee from the enemy; and others, secure and indestructible by fire and battle, easy and convenient to lift and place. Also methods of burning and destroying those of the enemy. 2. I know how, when a place is besieged, to take the water out of the trenches, and make endless variety of bridges, and covered ways and ladders, and other machines pertaining to such expeditions. 3. If, by reason of the height of the banks, or the strength of the place and its position, it is impossible, when besieging a place, to avail oneself of the plan of bombardment, I have methods for destroying every rock or other fortress, even if it were founded on a rock, etc. 4. Again, I have kinds of mortars; most convenient and easy to carry; and with these I can fling small stones almost resembling a storm; and with the smoke of these cause great terror to the enemy, to his great detriment and confusion. 5. And if the fight should be at sea I have kinds of many machines most efficient for offense and defense; and vessels which will resist the attack of the largest guns and powder and fumes. 6. I have means by secret and tortuous mines and ways, made without noise, to reach a designated spot, even if it were needed to pass under a trench or a river. 7. I will make covered chariots, safe and unattackable, which, entering among the enemy with their artillery, there is no body of men so great but they would break them. And behind these, infantry could follow quite unhurt and without any hindrance. 8. In case of need I will make big guns, mortars, and light ordnance of fine and useful forms, out of the common type. 9. Where the operation of bombardment might fail, I would contrive catapults, mangonels, trabocchi, and other machines of marvellous efficacy and not in common use. And in short, according to the variety of cases, I can contrive various and endless means of offense and defense. 10. In times of peace I believe I can give perfect satisfaction and to the equal of any other in architecture and the composition of buildings public and private; and in guiding water from one place to another. 11. I can carry out sculpture in marble, bronze, or clay, and also I can do in painting whatever may be done, as well as any other, be he who he may. Again, the bronze horse may be taken in hand, which is to be to the immortal glory and eternal honor of the prince your father of happy memory, and of the illustrious house of Sforza. And if any of the above-named things seem to anyone to be impossible or not feasible, I am most ready to make the experiment in your park, or in whatever place may please your Excellency - to whom I comment myself with the utmost humility, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swindle Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 yeah, abscess is the medical term for boil. i had shaved my dick with a rusting razor and then banged out some chick who was on her rag. then i got that meat piece on swoll. not fun at all. its so typical something like this would happen to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 pure comedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultram666 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 NEVER RENT AN APARTMENT THROUGH CHICAGO APARTMENT FINDERS!@!! otherwise this will happen in some way!!! towards the end of your lease they give random walkthrough tours!!! smokin and getting head and the apartment tour begins!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 that would piss me off. Thankfully the last place I was at my room mate and I were the first to live in them freshly build and the last to be there so far, shits too expensive with the economy being so crap down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 TWINKY. damn doggy shits just wrong. And shame on them doctors for encouraging you. Wrong on more than 1 level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr September Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 HaHaHa... That's Fucking Funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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