esoD1 Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Quote: So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVDa few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like flinstones) of mickey walking past 6 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something. The cartoon was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. This is what my source emailed to me, in full (he is a personal assistant of one of the higher executives at Disney, and acquaintance of Mr. Maltin himself): After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickeys walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the mickey mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. This happened for about 30 seconds, and whatever was in that remaining 30 seconds I heaven't been able to get a sliver of information From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "i can not see what has been unseen" 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of russian text that roughly said "the sights of **** bring its viewers back in". As far as I know, no one else has seen it, but there have been dozens of attempts at getting the file on rapidshare by employees inside the studios, all of whom have been promptly terminated of their jobs. Whether it got online or not is up for debate, but if rumors serve me right, it's online somewhere under "suicidemouse.avi". If you ever find a copy of the film, I want you to never view it, and to contact me by phone immediately, regardless of the time. When a Disney Death is covered up as well as this, it means this has to be something huge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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staby Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Trippy bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the_gooch Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZFWGObBYw0&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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.hopeless. Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 why the fuck am i watching a 80 year old cartoon when i could be watching porn? fuck this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 why the fuck am i watching a 80 year old cartoon when i could be watching porn? fuck this thread... what about watching 80 year old's making porn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 well thats okay if their making porn but i assume it would be pretty drab and mostly missionary.. making and starring are two different things entirely.you will come to learn you cannot troll the great hopeless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 who knows what this thread needs? I'll give you a hint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 that was actually creepy. cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 i liked it too i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 i hate every thread on channel zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 well thats okay if their making porn but i assume it would be pretty drab and mostly missionary.. making and starring are two different things entirely.you will come to learn you cannot troll the great hopeless. it's all in good fun, just like watching 80 year old's in porn. actually, that isn't fun, not at all. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 yes walt disney used lsd; probably more than mr hendrix and jefferson airplane combined. whats new? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 ahhh dis good copy pasta my friend! in a russian accent. :lol: pretty cool. gets rediculous at the end... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 shits fake... thnx to this thread i started looking at alien sightings and shapeshifting reptilians... fuckin waste of time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 i enjoy stories /theories/etc of conspiracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 so do i. but they have to have actual proof n credibility but 90% of the shit on youtube is fabricated... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 i assume most of them are fake anyway theres only really a few i believe in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esoD1 Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 I just stumbled across this on facebook and wanted to see what ch0 thought of it...I'm 85% sure its fake. Still entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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