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i woke up this morn wearing what i wore the night before (hate to do that) but realized the redhead i dreamed the night before about getting with, was lying next to me...

 

shit was win. i half remember it.

 

edit: also, this thing friended me on facebook.

 

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i politely declined.

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I went to sleep immediately after eating a hash brownie, and had a dream that I befriended a blue garden snake, but ended up having to kill him to put him out of his misery for some reason. I woke up this morning with a 100° fever and proceeded to become acquainted with captain crunch.

 

 

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Well, the story made me think, damn, this guy fails at life.

Hence the negaprops.

 

A. So you're part of the whole "kick a guy when he's down" school of thought.

 

Real mature.

 

"Hey, heard your parents died so I fucked your girlfriend because you're having a hard time.."

 

B. You're French Canadian. You speak French, and you're Canadian.

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Finally that's over, go to take a dump - do that thing where pee shoots out from in between the toilet seat, don't notice - a whole load of really stinky hangover pee on the floor soaking into my sweat pants.

 

I fuckin HATE when this happens. I woke up at 7 AM this morning still groggy as fuck from sleeping pills, stumbled to the bathroom, shit my brains out, and realized I had pissed all over my pajama pants.

 

That means I had to waste another few minutes cleaning it up, changing, and then crawling back into bed to sleep the measly three or so more hours til I had to be up for the day...I was pissed, no pun intended

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