stoopit Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 you guys could be right about my lack of smoothness in regards to the fuck-in-the-jeep comment. usually being blunt works for me, though... fuck it edit: yes, she def had skills on the pole, she told me she used to strip in orlando. Sounds to be the case to me, I think the booze got the best of you at that moment, best thing to do is just let it go. Shit like this happens to me all the time. Somtimes DAF gets you black out sex with a smoking divorcey or it can lead to you uttering the un-romantic words..........................." pull over somewhere so i can fuck you in the backseat of this jeep, you got me riled up"!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 lol.....sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 lol indeed, but din0 is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 hell. It could have worked tho. DAF definitely tends to puts the blinders on foresight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Initiating sex through talking is usually a bad idea, I just shut the fuck up, it's usually a good look since us guys are usually pretty good at saying dumb shit that gets us in trouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Bitches aint crazy, BITCHES ARE JUST STUPID. So Im messing with 2 seperate girls right now, one is a virgin! A sexxy smokin hot petite jewish chick who..... (wait for it ) - will only suck dick!? Whenever I heard this i think about this movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 i just remembered some shit shit happened years ago... I was at a house party near WSU and ran into this girl in 1 of my classes. I was all drunk as shit that night and was talking at her. Wanted some weed and she says her cousin would have some. Now dude lived pretty close by. North side of New Center in a pretty gnarly area but i was drunk, dumb and i suppose tryin to kik it with this chik. She was dope. Anyhow we go over there and its typical spot detroit. Bunch of kids chilling outside. I went into this house and bought a dime. Everybody else in there is smoking rocks but i sit down and roll a blunt... smoke it and just as im about to make my exit i discover my keys are missing. Im outside now. These kids are hood as fuck. Theres a pit that keeps biting on my pantleg, crackheads and junkies scoring they shit. Im high and drunk and i cant find my keys. Now i dont kno this but my keys had been found by someone working the spot. Im standing there and one of the guys hustling gets to sayin that his stash has gone missing. Hes irate and starts dumping shots into the ground. Everybody gets to running. I duck out to my car and im looking around on the ground thinking that i dropped them somewhere. Police show up but im still stuck, after they leave i come to find out the deal. Guy whose shit is supposedly missing gets to saying that i took it. I got no money so i'm like. Ok. Take me to the store and ill charge a bunch of liquor and cartons of cigarettes. Another guy takes me in his van to the liquor store, parks on the side. Soon as i turn the corner i take off running down woodward into thru some backyards back to my car. I still dont kno where the keys are and i'm shook. Now this older guy who has been kicking around the entire time sees me. I was parked maybe 3 or 4 houses up and he comes up on me saying. Look. We got your keys and we are keeping the car but im willing to drive you to your crib. Why he did this i dont kno. Maybe to find out where i live, maybe he was trying to be decent. At the time i lived right at the edge of the city on the far east side. A couple blocks from the nearest suburb and maybe like 10 minutes away. The whole ride hes telling me not to do anything, asking me whats going thru my mind. I'm pretty much locked in calm panic. Its like 3AM. Now a few blocks into Grosse Pt Farms is a police station. Think fast I have him cross Mack and now we are in the neighborhood. Like a block from the station he starts sayin how he doesnt think im being straight up with him and that it looks too nice. When we got in front of the station & before he knew it was the station he lost his cool. I reached for the ignition, missed, and bailed out... 5 seconds later im talking to police. They ended up finding the car ditched. I suppose the guy didn't kno how to get back to the city and didnt want to be on the road. I got my car back and the police told me to never come back. Fucker took my CDs tho. Bitches is crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 damn abcs. damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFishTALL Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 You should have offered to pay her. She probably would have been down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 wait wait, i figured it out shes a stripper? she likes money you had none Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Im just going over this, why "pull over and let's do this in the back seat" not "let's go back to my place for some drinks" yall weren't even doing anything at the time, to just throw that out there? Not slick at all I just can't see that working outside of high school where the only place you got to beat is the back seat. Chicks wanna be comfortable when they smash, some girls I know ain't fuckin unless you got a full bed or greater - if you got a twin/single your outta luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 27, 2010 Author Share Posted January 27, 2010 look, she was pretty shit-faced, it didnt seem like an unreasonable expectation at the time. the whole ride back she was fighting with her husband on the phone, he wanted to know where she was. FUCK YOU, FELIPE, IM GOING TO DO WHAT I WANT :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Yeah, but for some reason guys have the ability to pull dealbreakers by saying some dumb shit... Even after a whole night of shit that makes it seem like a lock, say the wrong dumb shit and you will negate all that. That's why I prescribe to the "shut the fuck up and let it happen" philosophy also I really don't get why you didn't get her number? Did you even ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 27, 2010 Author Share Posted January 27, 2010 askin a lot of questions... :five-o: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syre Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 look, she was pretty shit-faced, it didnt seem like an unreasonable expectation at the time. the whole ride back she was fighting with her husband on the phone, he wanted to know where she was. FUCK YOU, FELIPE, IM GOING TO DO WHAT I WANT :lol: A better thing to say after that is... You know what would really piss off Felipe and show him he can't sleep around and get away with it is if we pulled over right now and we smashed in the back seat of this Jeep. You would of gotten laid for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syre Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 askin a lot of questions... :five-o: these threads niggas want all the details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 27, 2010 Author Share Posted January 27, 2010 did i mention she is big into HORSES? broads that are into horses are crazy as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 askin a lot of questions... :five-o: I can understand not wanting to answer that because it puts you on blast even further, Don't put yourself on blast if you don't want people to ask you about it But really, why didn't you at least ask her for her number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 27, 2010 Author Share Posted January 27, 2010 we got to the bar, hubby called again, she answered so i told her i was going inside, she said 'ill be right in'. i had a couple more drinks, got tired of waiting, so i left. she was still in her rig, yelling on the phone. wasnt really sweating getting her number, wasnt thinkin bout putting in too much work, just spontaneous drunk fun. ya know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syre Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 nice play. To much drama to get into all that. You probably would of gotten dissed if you interruped her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 I haven't read this thread yet, but before I do I hafta point out I have "Bitches is crazy" tattoo'ed on my foot Word to my foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 shoulda just pulled your dick out and started pissin on her hood. then yelled "MEN DONT LIKE YOUR TYPE, KILL YOURSELF" and stumbled off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 i'm not convinced this guy's /\/\/\ advice is something you ought to listen to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 shoulda force fucked her raw. remember 3% of whites can't get hiv/aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 10 bucks says this never happened. IT happened. Dow told me all about it. He left out one minor detail, the lady was in fact a ladyboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 she drove drunk? you MADD? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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