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you guys could be right about my lack of smoothness in regards to the fuck-in-the-jeep comment. usually being blunt works for me, though... fuck it

 

 

edit: yes, she def had skills on the pole, she told me she used to strip in orlando.

 

 

 

 

Sounds to be the case to me, I think the booze got the best of you at that moment, best thing to do is just let it go. Shit like this happens to me all the time.

 

Somtimes DAF gets you black out sex with a smoking divorcey or it can lead to you uttering the un-romantic words..........................." pull over somewhere so i can fuck you in the backseat of this jeep, you got me riled up"!!!!!!

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i just remembered some shit

shit happened years ago... I was at a house party near WSU and ran

into this girl in 1 of my classes. I was all drunk as shit that night and

was talking at her. Wanted some weed and she says her cousin would

have some. Now dude lived pretty close by. North side of New Center

in a pretty gnarly area but i was drunk, dumb and i suppose tryin to

kik it with this chik. She was dope. Anyhow we go over there

and its typical spot detroit. Bunch of kids chilling outside. I went into

this house and bought a dime. Everybody else in there is smoking rocks

but i sit down and roll a blunt... smoke it and just as im about to make

my exit i discover my keys are missing. Im outside now. These kids

are hood as fuck. Theres a pit that keeps biting on my pantleg, crackheads

and junkies scoring they shit. Im high and drunk and i cant find my keys.

Now i dont kno this but my keys had been found by someone working

the spot. Im standing there and one of the guys hustling gets to sayin

that his stash has gone missing. Hes irate and starts dumping shots

into the ground. Everybody gets to running. I duck out to my car and im

looking around on the ground thinking that i dropped them somewhere.

Police show up but im still stuck, after they leave i come to find out the deal.

Guy whose shit is supposedly missing gets to saying that i took it.

I got no money so i'm like. Ok. Take me to the store and ill charge

a bunch of liquor and cartons of cigarettes. Another guy takes me in his

van to the liquor store, parks on the side. Soon as i turn the corner i take

off running down woodward into thru some backyards back to my car. I still

dont kno where the keys are and i'm shook. Now this older guy who has been

kicking around the entire time sees me. I was parked maybe 3 or

4 houses up and he comes up on me saying. Look. We got your keys and

we are keeping the car but im willing to drive you to your crib. Why he did this

i dont kno. Maybe to find out where i live, maybe he was trying to be decent.

At the time i lived right at the edge of the city on the far east side. A couple

blocks from the nearest suburb and maybe like 10 minutes away. The whole ride

hes telling me not to do anything, asking me whats going thru my mind. I'm

pretty much locked in calm panic. Its like 3AM. Now a few blocks into Grosse

Pt Farms is a police station. Think fast I have him cross Mack and now we are

in the neighborhood. Like a block from the station he starts sayin how he doesnt

think im being straight up with him and that it looks too nice. When we got in front

of the station & before he knew it was the station he lost his cool. I reached for

the ignition, missed, and bailed out... 5 seconds later im talking to police. They

ended up finding the car ditched. I suppose the guy didn't kno how to get back

to the city and didnt want to be on the road. I got my car back and the police told

me to never come back.

Fucker took my CDs tho. Bitches is crazy

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Im just going over this, why "pull over and let's do this in the back seat" not "let's go back to my place for some drinks"

 

yall weren't even doing anything at the time, to just throw that out there? Not slick at all

 

I just can't see that working outside of high school where the only place you got to beat is the back seat. Chicks wanna be comfortable when they smash, some girls I know ain't fuckin unless you got a full bed or greater - if you got a twin/single your outta luck

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Yeah, but for some reason guys have the ability to pull dealbreakers by saying some dumb shit... Even after a whole night of shit that makes it seem like a lock, say the wrong dumb shit and you will negate all that. That's why I prescribe to the "shut the fuck up and let it happen" philosophy

 

also I really don't get why you didn't get her number? Did you even ask?

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look, she was pretty shit-faced, it didnt seem like an unreasonable expectation at the time.

 

 

the whole ride back she was fighting with her husband on the phone, he wanted to know where she was.

 

FUCK YOU, FELIPE, IM GOING TO DO WHAT I WANT

 

 

:lol:

 

 

A better thing to say after that is... You know what would really piss off Felipe and show him he can't sleep around and get away with it is if we pulled over right now and we smashed in the back seat of this Jeep. You would of gotten laid for sure.

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we got to the bar, hubby called again, she answered so i told her i was going inside, she said 'ill be right in'.

 

i had a couple more drinks, got tired of waiting, so i left. she was still in her rig, yelling on the phone.

 

wasnt really sweating getting her number, wasnt thinkin bout putting in too much work, just spontaneous drunk fun. ya know?

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