lord_casek Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 It's like a safari, only better "Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you. We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat. M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at 15.95 Ak-47 riffle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 mm ball ammo at 14.95 Barrett M-107 50 cal sniper rifle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at 9.95 Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting scope included). They even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard loads "Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am." Meals are not included but seem reasonable. Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs offer......... get this..... "MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire" Sign my ars up! They advertise group rates and corporate discounts......and even claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY" They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text from the ad. "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before Feb 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice." http://www.somalicruises.com/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 26, 2010 Author Share Posted January 26, 2010 No, it's not real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 imagine... it would be like that Ice T movie but in boats... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Mero's idea strikes again ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 beyonce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I already kill pirates... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I already kill pirates... butt pirates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I wouldn't be surprised if this was real and they made serious bank off the idea. Imagine how many people here would love to shoot Somali's after the media coverage. I really hope it's a scam though and angry Long Island rednecks send them money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 haha that would be great if angry rednecks sent them money and they turned out to be black....great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 What would be even funnier is if this was actually organized by Somalian pirates to get a whole bunch of rich white people together on one boat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 i just watched a documentary on the discovery channel the other night about how the navy seals took out 3 pirates with an american hostage. crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 oh man, i wish this was legit, put it to the wife as a honeymoon idea.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 can we use paypal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BosEonE Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 "Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA Bwhaha if this is legit its pretty fucked but still damn funny, I'd probably sign up for a cruise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 There's no damn contact information..?? Wtf?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stresssack Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 This sounds like good clean fun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 oh man, i wish this was legit, put it to the wife as a honeymoon idea.... your talking about just sending her right as a retreat for her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Tib3- Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Yarp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 booking my vacation now just so i can fire the mini gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I would seriously consider it, but there's not an ounce of contact info and if I have to look that hard for it then I'm going to have to assume it's a fake.. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Detroit is next...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 i might do this if it was real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheifwiggums Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 haha thats fucking awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernest hemingway Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 first thing i thought of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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