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Wanna kill pirates? Wanna kill blacks? I have something for you.

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It's like a safari, only better

"Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you.

 

We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.

M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at 15.95

Ak-47 riffle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 mm ball ammo at 14.95

Barrett M-107 50 cal sniper rifle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at 9.95

Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).

They even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard loads

"Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."

Meals are not included but seem reasonable.

Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs offer......... get this.....

"MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire"

Sign my ars up!

They advertise group rates and corporate discounts......and even claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"

They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text from the ad.

"We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before Feb 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.somalicruises.com/

 

 

 

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I wouldn't be surprised if this was real and they made serious bank off the idea.

Imagine how many people here would love to shoot Somali's after the media coverage.

I really hope it's a scam though and angry Long Island rednecks send them money.

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What would be even funnier is if this was actually organized by Somalian pirates to get a whole bunch of rich white people together on one boat...

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i just watched a documentary on the discovery channel the other night about how the navy seals took out 3 pirates with an american hostage.

 

crazy.

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"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA

 

Bwhaha if this is legit its pretty fucked but still damn funny, I'd probably sign up for a cruise

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I would seriously consider it, but there's not an ounce of contact info and if I have to look that hard for it then I'm going to have to assume it's a fake..

 

Fuck.

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