Smart Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 The attempt on Muhammad appeared to be a precursor to the botched Christmas Day attack. In both instances, the explosive PETN was used. Both devices went undetected by airport security. The bomber targeting Muhammad had the explosive in his rectum; it was triggered by a telephone call. The bomber died and Muhammad was lightly wounded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 *rectum, it damn near killed 'em... there, I said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Sorry dude, but got to say it. Old news rocks. This was the attack in KSA months ago that very near succeeded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 26, 2010 Author Share Posted January 26, 2010 I agree, it's old news as far as the attack... I'd just never known about the, um, deployment... and the Xmas guy just burnt the hell out of his junk...I'm just saying... Seems to me that the ubiquitous randomly tatgeted jump: internet porn is defeating AQ from the inside out.. Which will be SO AWESOME if it comes to pass, Global fundamentalism defeated by porn, I dunno, what are the prayers of an athiest worth? A man can dream... about porn! (fucking terrorists) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Yeah, well what can you expect from a bunch of sexually repressed dickheads that cover their women from head to toe so a bloke can't catch an eyeful here and there?! One dude turned to the limp-wrist side whilst the other figured he may as well burn it off being that it wasn't getting any use. Almost sounds like rational behaviour, for fundamentalists!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 yea, let the broads strut their stuff. i enjoy it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 29, 2010 Author Share Posted January 29, 2010 Hey Fallafel, you're in 'luck'... heh heh, Farouk misplaced his notes on your measuments so he's gonna have to take them again, you know, so the suicide vest fits JUST right... don't worry if he pays special attention to your crotch or suddenly sodomizes you, inshallah...just think of your success in our 'Allah is the tops, queers are the bottoms' seminar you recently attended, you'll know what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 This place was starting to suck without you, Smart. Thanks for the laughs, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 29, 2010 Author Share Posted January 29, 2010 Thanks Casek, not sure if it's funny but... The bomber died and Muhammad was lightly wounded. Here's something else to consider, when is the last time a failed suicide bombing 'killed the bomber and lighty wounded Jesus'? I mean, Mohammad was a prophet but Jesus was the "Son of Go"'... same God right? The Abrahamic God... notice though, how Jesus seems immune to peripheral damage... I'm not downing anyone's religion, I'm just saying it seems like sometimes you get lucky. Just in case you're not lucky, maybe you should choose wisely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Are you saying "Who would Jesus bomb?" My guess is buddha for trying to steal his thunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 29, 2010 Author Share Posted January 29, 2010 Aw no way, Jesus bombs all the time, did you see him at the Laugh Factory back in November? Man, that place was quieter than... um... any biblical reference I can come off the top of my head with... ps, Bhudda doesn't steal, worldly possesions are transitive and valueless, but I hear he's in the market for virgin Xian souls... that's just a rumour though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Worse than Mark Knopfler's comeback tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 29, 2010 Author Share Posted January 29, 2010 HA! Wait'll ya see Pete Townshend at the Super Bowl, Jesus' one shot at redemption... figuratively speaking, of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I heard that Jesus was the ghostwriter for "Tommy", Not even playing. Patrick Swayze's ghost told Whoopi Goldberg. Needless to say, Whoopi has a big mouth. That's not euphemistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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