MOOGLE? Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 shoulda snapped its neck then put it in your underwear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 That's kinda sweet that you feel bad. D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 does that mean in sympathy your gonna post the nudes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 my friend adopted a stray she found, it's been over a year and that thing is still shook as fuck of everyone except her street cats = no fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 i mean... just a nipple or hell you can side boob it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbinoCobra Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 if you died in your home and your cat was hungry, it would eat you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Nursed him back to health and he was the fucking shit, but then after about 8 or 9 months all of a sudden he got sick. Took him to the vet, and after spending $800 or so on ridiculously overpriced tests to try and find out what was wrong was told he had stomach cancer and there was nothing I could do...sad as hell. This was my first random cat encounter since then, so it made me sad. I've adopted feral cats a few times before, without fail they have all taken incurably sick within a couple of years. Depressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 Yeah, I guess when you're eating garbage to survive it's hard to not develop health problems My parent's cat Bandit is from a feral colony in Virginia that lives in the woods around my grandma's house. My uncle (when he was alive) and my grandma have always taken care of and fed them, so they're pretty cool. Most of them are pretty disease ridden, but his mom was one of the ones they let live inside, so he was real clean and cute and got taken home with us from vacation one year. Anyways, Bandit is like 10 or so years old now and still going strong, being the coolest cat ever. He acts more like a dog than a cat, to the point where he doesn't even use a litterbox, just goes outside to go to the bathroom. He goes out every single night, comes home every morning, and just chills the fuck out being awesome. It's funny though, the years of living the life of a wild cat are changing his appearance completely. He used to look like your typical black and grey striped cat, but now looks alot more like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 should've let your cat fuck the hobo cat, then sell the kittens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 Why would anyone ever pay for a cat? Do people do that? As evidenced by this thread, they're everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Dude it cost ne like 200 and some change yo get my cat fixed incldng meds. Get the female fixed. The male let the owners of the female cats he inmptegnates deal with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I wanna fuck a pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 I'm confused as to why you would want me to fix a cat that belongs to someone else and wandered up to me as I drunkenly stumbled into the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Why would anyone ever pay for a cat? Do people do that? As evidenced by this thread, they're everywhere I've adopted feral cats a few times before, without fail they have all taken incurably sick within a couple of years. Depressing. I think you already know why my dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 dude swamp.. how does snapping the neck of a kitten and putting the dead body in your underwear make me a fag? it just seemed the logical thing somebody that does alot of coke would do... personally i wouldnt know since i've never done blow but one time i drank a 5 quadruple expresso's. and why is it the only time i ever happen to check my user cp to find the milwaukee thread you are all up in my props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 Yeah true, but I mean I always know people who's pet cats are having kittens and they just give them away That's how I got my current one Edit: To Cus. Moogle, you're a weird faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 i love you snookins 3======D - - - - - -* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Props for looking after the cat, we had a lil cat hanging around our garden constantly asking for food (even though it had a collar, but it did look neglected) now it stays here and the owners of it removed the collar so I guess it is our cat now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 you can usually get coupons for getting your cat spayed or neutered. at least in oregon, there are clinics that do it on the cheap too. you might google it to see what is offered in your area. not for the stray cat, for your cat. they live longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Moogle gets an ultra creeper status. IF you end up bringing the stray in, make sure it doesn't have worms and shit, obivously...We had a stray cat come in a couple years and it had worms...ugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 I have plenty of money to nueter my cat, I just haven't got around to it yet. I'm lazy, not broke haha I know I need to take him though, been talking about it for months. He's bound to start spraying anytime, and then I'll definitely regret it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Moogle gets an ultra creeper status. dont backpeddle with the nudes... the people have spoken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 we took a stray when i was young that my grandmother ended up taking. thing was solid white with 1 blue eye, 1 yellow eye, and got dubbed snowball.. i call it 8ball. i hated cats before that, definitely the first time i ever considered cats could be cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I have plenty of money to nueter my cat, I just haven't got around to it yet. I'm lazy, not broke haha I know I need to take him though, been talking about it for months. He's bound to start spraying anytime, and then I'll definitely regret it not trying to imply you are destitute, but i know in my house if something has been deemed too expensive whether funds are available or not it is too expensive...... i don't like cats but i used to drive around and fix rock chips on cars and went out to some rural place and the kittens in the garage were chewing up whole field mice their mama brought them. thought that pretty hard core and took one home. it was the coolest cat. i would come to you when you called it and let my dogs mess with it and stick it's head in their mouths and shit..... his name was boy kitty (at 27 i'm still an unimaginative fucker) and he got hit by a car. i had to take him to be put down and abandoned him cause i didn't have the funds to pay to kill him..... said i found him in my yard. his back was totally broken. still makes me sad and haven't wanted a cat since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 You didn't have the funds to put him down? They charged me like $13 to put my cat to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I once hit a cat with my car, accidentally, but while driving away and looking back ( I never stopped) I thought I seen it continue on its way. Then I went home and made some pizza. Pizza is great with chicken. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Fuck that is cheap, my mum had to have our old cat put down and it cost about £50 (so about $75-$100) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 I may have felt like one, but you ARE a piece of shit Edit: To Bobby Really? That's crazy...I forgot the exact number but it was like $13-17 when I did it. Like I said, that was after I already spent about $800 on an overnight stay and tests to see what was wrong with him, so maybe they just felt bad for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I once hit a cat with my car, accidentally, but while driving away and looking back ( I never stopped) I thought I seen it continue on its way. Then I went home and made some pizza. Pizza is great with chicken. You're so cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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