T.T Boy Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 the new creative director for polarioid. im very sad since polaroid discontinued the real polaroids and replacd them with those stupid digital things. i heard fuji has the rights to make the film, but im not paying 30000000 for one of those ugly cameras. now, with all my stash of film gone, maybe ill get some cool disco stick ones. how the fuck did they give her this job? jacked from motherboard.tv http://www.motherboard.tv/2010/1/8/polaroid-goes-gaga heres the video for you lazy fucks Finally, someone gave Lady Gaga a job. Yesterday, the successor to Michael Jackson became creative director of Polaroid, a move designed to at last give the company a leg up in the market of transexual robots aged 18-24. Although Polaroid discontinued its traditional analog cameras in 2008, a rallying cry by fans — and the dedicated work of the Impossible Project — convinced the company’s new owners to resuscitate the instant camera alongside a line of digital offerings, including a new kind of instant camera. Though the arrangement was more about partnership than marketing, according to Gaga, the campaign will star the self-described “Polaroid girl” in the company’s marketing campaigns as well as on social networking channels. In turn, Polaroid is expected to be a presence at Lady Gaga’s concerts. The Lady’s own designs — the product of coming into the office at least twice a month — would be on shelves by the end of the year. In a blow to the future of product design, her face will not appear on any of the products. We’re looking forward to seeing how this develops (tee hee!). On one hand, seeing Lady Gaga get all philosophical about Polaroid like she’s at some Williamsburg salon party (see video above) is a bit disorienting. On the other (more robotic) hand, in a world that can worship Lady Gaga (let alone Weezy), this bizarre synergistic moment all makes sense really: a pop star obsessed by monsters allying herself with a zombie technology. Wearing her poker face for the nerd-papparazzi at the press conference yesterday at CES in Las Vegas, Gaga for a moment seemed arguably more powerful than Bill Gates. Her weaved and splayed hairdo alone was a technological wonder, like an inverse homemade satellite dish in a post-apocalyptic film. But look down, and she was a mix of gothic My Fair Lady and Madonna with a hint of Clock King and fake British eloquence (compare images in the slideshow above). And I thought I was the only little girl who spent her childhood watching old Hepburn movies and Batman cartoons. I just haven’t been able to take it out on a life-size Barbie. polaroid dorks discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I'm pretty sure if they wait long enough they could just remake older model poloroid camera's and make a killing. Pretty sure hiring her was about publicity, without any new products to promote though, so kind of a waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 24, 2010 Author Share Posted January 24, 2010 oh another polaroid interview from the same site http://www.motherboard.tv/2010/1/19/the-impossible-project-is-about-to-shake-up-film-like-a-polaroid-picture-the-mb-interview and they are remaking some new films. a lot different but should be interesting. all the stock i had expired in july 09. that was the longest we could find in the uk. and using it 5 months after it was all red and shitty. im excited to at least have something to use in my polaroid collection. http://www.the-impossible-project.com/2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I still have a polaroid. They're fun to use and I like the look of the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 already took over the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I am disapointed. I am sure they will make a killing now. I have fears though that this product will change drastically in years to come. Speaking of old Hepburn movies/ breakfast at tiffany's... Paul Varjak: [reaches into his pocket at the Tiffany's counter] We could have something engraved, couldn't we? Tiffany's salesman: Yes, I suppose so, yes indeed... the only problem is you would more or less have to buy something first if only in order to have some object upon which to place the engraving... You see the difficulty... Paul Varjak: Well, uh [holds up ring from Cracker Jack box] Paul Varjak: , we could have this engraved, couldn't we? I think it would be very smart. Tiffany's salesman: [taking ring and examining it] This, I take it, was not purchased at Tiffany's? Paul Varjak: No, actually it was purchased concurrent with, uh, well, actually, came inside of... well, a box of Cracker Jack. Tiffany's salesman: I see... [continuing to look at ring] Tiffany's salesman: Do they still really have prizes in Cracker Jack boxes? Paul Varjak: Oh yes. Tiffany's salesman: That's nice to know... It gives one a feeling of solidarity, almost of continuity with the past, that sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 she got a fat ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
projetmayhem Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 There are a few people i think should be "Put down" for the better of human kind, Sir Gaga is high up on the list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 fuck that bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 That one part of that song where she goes ra-ra-oh-la-la-ra-ra-oh-la-la-ga-gaoh-ma-rah gets stuck in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I thought this thread was going to be full of some super smutty polaroids. I'm kinda disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Lady Gaga's music is catchy as fuck, and when I'm drunk and it comes on at the bar I certainly don't mind That said, she is a disgusting fucking mutant, and if I never had to see her again I could die a happy man "The principles that I’m applying to the office are the same that have made Lady Gaga a star…or any number of drag queens." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Id fuck that dirty tattoed crack head blonde up there. diggystyle at least. Then Id beat up that pale boyfriend of hers followin her around. lady gaga is catchy on occassions, I think...whoever the fuck she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 W T F. i hope she makes them produce the film again. that is an odd collabo since she seems so effin out there, not to mention a lil busy with some other shit like wearing weird outfits and performing and playing piano lol. anyway. TT, the fuji film is good. i use it. it's also not that expensive. i'll give you one of my cameras, i got 3 off ebay a few years back and they all work. i don't use them as often as i'd like. you gotta come get it though. ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 That one part of that song where she goes ra-ra-oh-la-la-ra-ra-oh-la-la-ga-gaoh-ma-rah gets stuck in my head. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 i fucking really really hate this bitch. i really hope she dies terribly. modonna sucked enough, now this bitch is trying the be the new madonna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 history is repeating itself, first madonna and now this bitch. just watch, somehow this broad is going to go down as one of the greatest of my generation. i fucking hate popular music. pure garbage this nonsense is.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 obligatory ironic hipster rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 There are a few people i think should be "Put down" for the better of human kind, Sir Gaga is high up on the list. thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbara walters Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 that pic with gaga should be put on the tattoo thread, homeboy got a nike swoosh tatted on his foot, wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Pryor Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 obligatory ironic hipster rant " look at my hat god, im oh so 90s " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 that hats some fresh prince of bel air type shit. SMASH that bitch in the back left with her cleavage showin and thinking shes a gangsta. TRASH that bitch in the front, and if that black thing in the front is a bitch too, then trash it too for sure. EAT that donut. Smoke weed with that dude in the back with the rasta colors. make fun of white dude with the gold rope chain for his glasses. eat those donuts hes reaching in for too. damn i read that picture too much.... damn... i ned a job... OBAMA!!!!!! WHERE MY JOB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Lady Gaga is a plain jane (ugly) and wears outrageous outfits to compensate. She gettin money though so do ya thang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 She's not a plain jane, she's a plain john disguised as such Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 smash gaga...she has a fat turd cutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 theo is right...her face is a d+... ....c- at best. although...i dont think she rocks those outfits to compensate. ...i think she is just on some other shit....andre 3000 steelo. who knows...maybe her and erica badu scissored. that would explain it. godamn you erica badu and your voodoo pussy!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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