Pedro dePaca Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 besides girl these days i clasify in 2....hoes that act like dudes and do one night stands....like we fuck and then they never call and when i call they never asnwer....and goodies that dont wana fuck unless they maried or some shit....and i have a tendency to have my dik deflated whn i run unto drunken bar hoes....plus i actually even try bar girls in my area but they like to reject NEGROS with the quikness maybe my game is off need to get a blackberry some shit...but im straight i dont need hoes like most heads...(i do) but hey ill live with dry humpin this religous chik maybe well get maried and itl be thoro...altho i think ive never in my life or history of the world heard of a LATINO marryin a muslim chika so you're a negro?? or a latino?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 best thing i can say is just be yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 so you're a negro?? or a latino?? see if u were white this wouldnt be a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 A BAG OF SAND!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 best thing i can say is just be yourself This doesn't work when you suck, which it sounds like this dude definitely does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 how id do it, at a bar 1. Spot the prey 2.make some eye contact 3.if she smiles or looks away and looks back, thats usually a good sign. if she gives you one of these: abort mission, however, if she gives you one of these: you should be straight 4.pay attention knuclehead!!im droppin jewels son! now, dont go runnin up to her on some goofy shit. walk around, and if you get the chance, bump into her, maybe spill a little drink(not the whole shit, thats just clumsy) and be like "look what you did!" perfect icebreaker. 5.dont let her get away. when she starts apologizing, hit her with some sappy shit, cuz chicks dig sappy shit. ("its all good, just cuz yer cute ill let it slide this once") from here its all conversation and vibes, and if shes feelin you, like obviously feeling you (key word; obviously) hit her with the classic "you wanna get outta here?" confidently, and then stare. dont say SHIT!! if she says yes, you got a one way ticket to stainkypainkyville. yes thats a place, and i have been there lots of times. disclaimer:this is a best case scenario, game should be adjusted for different circumstances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ^^^^^ holy shit... Xtra fail...Well now I kno what awaits me in the n.e... Thank god I don't look super Mexican... I get everything but Mexican... I will admit most mexicans are thirsty ass fuck tho. But damn if I c a fat ass Im mos def gonna look.. But never shall I break my neck for a butta head! P.s Chi-Town!! "I will admit most mexicans are thirsty ass fuck tho." You cambodian greg oden lookin' nigga, I'm mexican never been a thirsty type nigga---fuck off with that corny statement---- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Diagnosis; basset hound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 i love this situation right here. that corny dude just gave me an in, all i have to do is make her laugh by clowning him and i'm in :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 That girls looks exactly like some chick I "know" kind of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 treatm like shit and tellm from the begining youre not looking for anything serious. putty in your hands. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hsOSC6RVhk&feature=PlayList&p=23916324F54D6F8B&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I'm 19 and never kissed a girl before but it doesn't bother me...maybe I'm to lazy to go after bitches or just don't care who knows. Or maybe you're gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Dude, I have a very good friend that didn't lose his virginity until he got married. This was by choice. Won't hear me making fun of you for this. Some folks are late bloomers. But here's the deal: You need to go enjoy being 19. Imagine "saving yourself for marriage" only to find out on your wedding night that your now wife not only sucks in bed but also has ginormous roast beef flaps that smell like a dumpster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 soup^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Or maybe you're gay? I'm perfectly straight, just so used to not interacting with females & them ignoring me that it's all I know. If it helps you understand better I have mild tourettes/autism which fucks up your ability to be social with people(specially women) has all my life, so believe me this shit wasn't a choice I fuckin hate it but what am I supposed to do about it? I've just lost all motivation to do anything. You guys on here must feel real cool braggin about how many women yall; fucked, good for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 says the dude whos never kissed a girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 just how mild is this autism? because youre pretty articulate for a retard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Eh take it easy on the kid if he's dealing with autism...unless he's just playing it up to use as an excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Why would I lie about something like that? and it's not like I'm some kid with downsyndrome that seriously is retarted. shit if you met me you probably wouldn't notice a thing except for being quiet and keeping to myself. I'm just not very social bottom line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 22, 2010 Author Share Posted January 22, 2010 lol he said cambodian greg oden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I'm perfectly straight, just so used to not interacting with females & them ignoring me that it's all I know. If it helps you understand better I have mild tourettes/autism which fucks up your ability to be social with people(specially women) has all my life, so believe me this shit wasn't a choice I fuckin hate it but what am I supposed to do about it? I've just lost all motivation to do anything. You guys on here must feel real cool braggin about how many women yall; fucked, good for you. You have the Asperger's? I know that's the more mild form of autism. As for the bragging, welcome to manhood. This is part of what we do. Not I, but some of us. Ok, I lied. When I'm with my friends, we share stories about chicks we've banged. Here's some friendly non smart ass advice: Get some motivation. Go out in public. When you spot a pretty girl that you want to talk to, don't even let the nervousness bother you. Walk right up to her in your nervous ass state and say "hi". You can even tell her you're nervous about saying it. She won't mind unless she's a bitch. Do this every time you see a girl you want to talk to and I promise that it will get easier for you to talk to women. You know the story that plays out in your head when you spot a pretty girl and want to talk to her? The one where she slaps you, or laughs at you, etc? It's not a true story. It's the one that your mind picks out for you. Stop it and walk up to her before it plays out in your head. It's in your ability to write the story while it's happening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 just how mild is this autism? because youre pretty articulate for a retard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I just met a total rad chick , and yeah the shit was tight . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 "I will admit most mexicans are thirsty ass fuck tho." You cambodian greg oden lookin' nigga, I'm mexican never been a thirsty type nigga---fuck off with that corny statement---- U kno nothing.... Now stfu n go watch some george lopez's special edition deleted scenes... Ur obviously not Mexican!! All my cousins, friends, tio's, shit even my dad... Make weird salivating like mating sounds when they c a fine bitch... Cambodian Greg Oden?.... Won't even respond to that... Mexican cesear chavez too much pride havin head ass nuggah... "Oh I'm not thirsty cuz I'm a Mexican gentleman, and I take off my sombrero when I pass by a ladie!"... u prolly the type to buy a drink for a girl at the bar and all she says is thnx n walks away over to me while I sip on her drink and put her hand on my cock while I'm flicking u off and u won't do shit cuz u prolly softer than charmin son!! Now go about your business... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 It's in your ability to write the story while it's happening. He needs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 this is fool proof.. AIM LOW! ugly bitches need love too, true....this works for me.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Nah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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