BLU Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Fat bitches try harder... Which makes it easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 go to mexico you can buy or bring yourself a piece of ass.... thanks i used to live there actually...got some hunies that were thoro, trife but nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 T;7063817']In this scenario' date=' figure out who gets to be who. You can have any female or male combination that you’d like, so long as you keep a straight face and a pair of handcuffs handy. The partner playing the cop role may want to knock on the bedroom door and holler out, “Police, open up!” When the bad guy/girl answers the door, they can deny anything that they’re accused of. But in order to be thorough with his/her job as a cop, they may have to handcuff and perform a thorough strip search. And this means EVERYWHERE a weapon just might be found. Fun things to use include a cop uniform and a badge, handcuffs (of course), and even a play gun for effect. The bad guy/girl can plead for their innocence and offer to do ANYTHING to get out of the charges…and their clothes for that matter.[/quote'] somebodys bored.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 I'm 19 and never kissed a girl before but it doesn't bother me...maybe I'm to lazy to go after bitches or just don't care who knows. let me tel you that the best thing in the world is girl that will be there with you and do freaky shit....or just a girl that likes you dog its awesome but dont force it good tihngs comes to those who wait...at the same time get youre desperation game on act like its OT full court press 24 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 "You can loose alot of money chasing women, but you will never loose women chasing money." but you cant stik your dick in some money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 Wtf this fuck hasnt had any pussy in over a year? And this other fuck aint ever kissed a girl and your on a fucking forum telling people this? You fucks need to get off the internet and go get some life experiences under your belt,really what a depressing existence. lol guy you are hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalico Kake Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 The point is... if you got money you got honey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 let me tel you that the best thing in the world is girl that will be there with you and do freaky shit....or just a girl that likes you dog its awesome but dont force it good tihngs comes to those who wait...at the same time get youre desperation game on act like its OT full court press 24 7 Desperation is the biggest turn off for women ever. Ever, ever. Ha. The guy who can't get any is giving advice out like it's tic tacs in homeroom. Nigga, please stop sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalico Kake Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 or you could just be normal and develop some game. or you could also be like most the dudes on here and just get girls drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 besides girl these days i clasify in 2....hoes that act like dudes and do one night stands....like we fuck and then they never call and when i call they never asnwer....and goodies that dont wana fuck unless they maried or some shit....and i have a tendency to have my dik deflated whn i run unto drunken bar hoes....plus i actually even try bar girls in my area but they like to reject negros with the quikness maybe my game is off need to get a blackberry some shit...but im straight i dont need hoes like most heads...(i do) but hey ill live with dry humpin this religous chik maybe well get maried and itl be thoro...altho i think ive never in my life or history of the world heard of a latino marryin a muslim chika 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 o and BLU wtf is the condom for...and that yoda looks secy no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 ....hoes that act like dudes and do one night stands....like we fuck and then they never call and when i call they never asnwer.... Sucker for love ass nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 Desperation is the biggest turn off for women ever. Ever, ever. Ha. The guy who can't get any is giving advice out like it's tic tacs in homeroom. Nigga, please stop sharing. your are actully on point on that one....but hey i least i got some ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 besides girl these days i clasify in 2....hoes that act like dudes and do one night stands....like we fuck and then they never call and when i call they never asnwer....and goodies that dont wana fuck unless they maried or some shit....and i have a tendency to have my dik deflated whn i run unto drunken bar hoes....plus i actually even try bar girls in my area but they like to reject negros with the quikness maybe my game is off need to get a blackberry some shit...but im straight i dont need hoes like most heads...(i do) but hey ill live with dry humpin this religous chik maybe well get maried and itl be thoro...altho i think ive never in my life or history of the world heard of a latino marryin a muslim chika All women fuck. You're thinking too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 plus OBVIOUSLY you wouldnt go up to the chik with the clear desperation...and youre rite i think desperation is how i got into the drought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 plus OBVIOUSLY you wouldnt go up to the chik with the clear desperation...and youre rite i think desperation is how i got into the drought Probably. I'll walk up to a chick being nervous as fuck talking to her. I use it to my advantage. It's way more genuine than trying to spit some dumb line to "get her". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 haha yeah but I was trying to make you feel bad I probably said I haven't fucked in 6 months What happened that night, followed by what happened for the next year and a half honestly still makes me laugh. Do you remember all those talks we had about V__ and D___? Like "Yeah, I like them alot, they're cool, but yo she fucked one of my boys, I could NEVER date her" Look what we did haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 What do white chicks n shingles have in common??? They'll most likely be nailed by a Mexican....True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Where are you from? Every white girl I know is repulsed by Mexicans. The trashier ones usually like black dudes, while the normal ones might fuck a Dominican or a Puerto Rican, but Mexicans are almost universally considered "creepy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Da Chi... They say they are creeped out by us honking and whistling at everything with tits. But truth of the matter is they love the attention.. 70% of all the ass I have penetrated have been white women... Not girls women... Y do u think mostly all Mexican landscapers are always tired? Cuz there's a good chance they were nailing your wife... Ay guey!!! And don't get me started bout women in Phoenix! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 The Northeast is the world as far as I'm concerned, and Mexicans here spend their days getting turned down by white girls and robbed by black dudes, so I'd hope things are better for you in other places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<ma> Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 hahahaha^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 ahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 ^^^^^ holy shit... Xtra fail...Well now I kno what awaits me in the n.e... Thank god I don't look super Mexican... I get everything but Mexican... I will admit most mexicans are thirsty ass fuck tho. But damn if I c a fat ass Im mos def gonna look.. But never shall I break my neck for a butta head! P.s Chi-Town!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 If you don't look Mexican (like 5'6, with a 4 on top buzzcut, two gold rimmed teeth, and a molestache) you might be OK...just tell everyone you're Dominican 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote: Originally Posted by boxcarrapist (View Original Post) Wtf this fuck hasnt had any pussy in over a year? And this other fuck aint ever kissed a girl and your on a fucking forum telling people this? You fucks need to get off the internet and go get some life experiences under your belt,really what a depressing existence. Originally Posted by pay2learn lol guy you are hard Far from it.....your life just sounds pathetic. and I dont understand how you can get someone being hard from what I said??? Dude, really, whats wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoup You Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 ALL YOUR ANSWERS ARE HERE MY FRIEND! http://www.spike.com/full-episode/pocket-py/35029 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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