Gucci Mayne Im so icy! Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 justs get blackout drunk at a party start sweet talking hoes telling them how beautiful they are go in for a kiss and if shes lets that happen take her into a empty room or a bathroom and start taking her clothes off. if she asks if you have a condom tell her no and you just got tested 2 weeks ago and you were clean. shell be convinced. and anyways no one has stds these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrorlicious Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 justs get blackout drunk at a party start sweet talking hoes telling them how beautiful they are go in for a kiss and if shes lets that happen take her into a empty room or a bathroom and start taking her clothes off. if she asks if you have a condom tell her no and you just got tested 2 weeks ago and you were clean. shell be convinced. and anyways no one has stds these days. co-signed. also so long as you punch her in the kidney mad hard with the quickness (for examples, search "mike tyson" on google) after you've delivered the payload she won't get pregnant. go forth and report back. don't forget to take pics, or else didn't happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Are you suggesting that he goes through the effort of building a rape tunnel? Don't listen to Mercer, it will be much easier to find a rape tunnel and crawl through it... n fact, his new controversial work, THE RAPE TUNNEL, which is set to go on view at Columbus’ 4D Gallery on October 30th, has come under fire from Columbus-based feminist groups not to mention, local law enforcement officials. The artist plans to place himself in a room, the only entrance or exit being a 22 ft long plywood tunnel constructed by Whitehurst himself. Then he says that for the duration of the gallery’s opening (from 7:00 p.m. to midnight) he will rape anyone who travels through the tunnel into that room. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 justs get blackout drunk at a party start sweet talking hoes telling them how beautiful they are go in for a kiss and if shes lets that happen take her into a empty room or a bathroom and start taking her clothes off. if she asks if you have a condom tell her no and you just got tested 2 weeks ago and you were clean. shell be convinced. and anyways no one has stds these days. EVERYBODY LISTEN TO THE WORTHWHILE ADVICE TEEN-VIRGIN OVER HERE IS TELLING US. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KAISER-SOZE Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 In all seriousness, I have no idea how someone CAN'T get laid. I might wait awhile sometimes and go on a stretch where I don't fuck because I have standards for what my dick goes into and I like to wait for really hot opportunities, but any night I want to get my dick wet I could, and that's with pretty attractive girls. How could a man desire pussy (especially if you have low standards, which I'm assuming you do) and not find it? Women are whores, for the most part He's probably 16. All the whores his age are busy with older dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrorlicious Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 valentines is comin' up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 treatm like shit and tellm from the begining youre not looking for anything serious. putty in your hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Feed em shit and keep em in the dark um... kinda like mushrooms. and on the mushroom tip... after you stalk the bitch kidnap her pets and call her a few thousand times... 1)strap on that extra small 2) dip it in paint 3)leave a mushroom print on her door. Every time she come home she will see it and think about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Yo shorty, shorty!, shorty!, hey shorty! etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Be an nice asshole. It works 90% of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 He's probably 16. All the whores his age are busy with older dudes. I hope this is why, cuz otherwise he's probably gunna be a virgin loser for the rest of his life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 confidence gets you laid faster than good looks ever can 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Ive fucked 3 different chicks since thurs, what's wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 confidence gets you laid faster than good looks ever can This is the most true statement other than "fuck yo couch, nigga" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 craigslist.org<casual encounters. It works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 In this scenario, figure out who gets to be who. You can have any female or male combination that you’d like, so long as you keep a straight face and a pair of handcuffs handy. The partner playing the cop role may want to knock on the bedroom door and holler out, “Police, open up!” When the bad guy/girl answers the door, they can deny anything that they’re accused of. But in order to be thorough with his/her job as a cop, they may have to handcuff and perform a thorough strip search. And this means EVERYWHERE a weapon just might be found. Fun things to use include a cop uniform and a badge, handcuffs (of course), and even a play gun for effect. The bad guy/girl can plead for their innocence and offer to do ANYTHING to get out of the charges…and their clothes for that matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 shit I hardly ever even talk to girls mr burns.bmp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbin_Mobster Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 son son diggity. lemme put you on. you gotta work the whiteness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 be me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 go to mexico you can buy or bring yourself a piece of ass.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 lol i like the posts and i have been workin the whiteness guy...just got me a jab with mad chiks like in their teens at a call center but yea im 23 not a virgin guy got laid when i was like 13 or 14 and back then i was getin as till i was like 18 and even 22 but lately i dont know its been like a year but shit thats a while for me all the contacts on my fone are wack dont wanna fuck these girls dont wana go there with me i dont know i talk to too many goodi goodies. like rite now with this muslim chik that doesnt have sex wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 oh man thats just depressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 lol i like the posts and i have been workin the whiteness guy...just got me a jab with mad chiks like in their teens at a call center but yea im 23 not a virgin guy got laid when i was like 13 or 14 and back then i was getin as till i was like 18 and even 22 but lately i dont know its been like a year but shit thats a while for me all the contacts on my fone are wack dont wanna fuck these girls dont wana go there with me i dont know i talk to too many goodi goodies. like rite now with this muslim chik that doesnt have sex wtf You are stupid. Problem solved. Realize that you are a smelly, ugly, fuckwad. Once you get that through your head and are cool with it, you'll start getting the confidence to go out and talk to some women. /12ozprophet cares and it shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 i wouldn't go anywhere else for advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 I'm 19 and never kissed a girl before but it doesn't bother me...maybe I'm to lazy to go after bitches or just don't care who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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