CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 how do i do it....all the randoms in my phone and facebook wont give it up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 you a very ugly person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serial rapist Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 You need to pay to learn how to do this kind of stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 These will never fail you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 you're gonna need a funnel. if that fails, top yourself, come back and get with ghost rape. ghost rape the whip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=133218&page=27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 May I suggest brick rape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 In all seriousness, I have no idea how someone CAN'T get laid. I might wait awhile sometimes and go on a stretch where I don't fuck because I have standards for what my dick goes into and I like to wait for really hot opportunities, but any night I want to get my dick wet I could, and that's with pretty attractive girls. How could a man desire pussy (especially if you have low standards, which I'm assuming you do) and not find it? Women are whores, for the most part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Wasnt there another thread a while ago similar to this? Dude asking where the clit is or something? Then reporting back when he finally got his dick wet? That thread was amusing.......this one not so much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snezone Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 have you tried being more confident sir? maybe its the same way you start the convo that makes your quest obvious and shit, just try to make it completely about whatever she is bitching about for the first hour of talking. oh and always leave em wanting just a tiny bit more. its too hard to specify which part of your game is fucked without some insight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
localmartyr Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 this is fool proof... AIM LOW! ugly bitches need love too, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Are you suggesting that he goes through the effort of building a rape tunnel? Don't listen to Mercer, it will be much easier to find a rape tunnel and crawl through it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Play the numbers game. Find a girl who's a friend and ask her to rate you from one to ten. Then based on that number minus two and find a girl at that level. So say you place at a 7, you would look for girls you deem as 5's. Guaranteed to work 100% of the time 60% of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 call all women hoes, and they take kindly to playful slaps on the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Go to a party with a decent amount of drunk females. Walk into the room with the highest women to guy ratio, wearing nothing but a condom and shoes and yell, "WHOSE READY?" 100% success rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 "Ok, tough guy. How big is your dick" "How big is your mouth?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 ^ winner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbin_Mobster Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 hope it helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Take some sand paper and place it on your TV set. Then open and close your bakcpack five times. Problem solved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 i have to fly 3k to get laid. cant get laid on the west side for some reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Simple. You need to be black. Go get some black and red paint. Deed done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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