SwampFightOner Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 One word: LAWYER. They need to make a spoof of Law and Order that makes each episode last exactly 3 seconds after they tell the guy why they are questioning him and he lawyers up and the music plays and the credits roll. I love watching people try and talk their way out of that shit on those real cop shows like the First 48. They actually think they will be at home sitting on their couch watching tv that night if they make up some random bullshit on a murder case. Heavens no, sir. Seriously dude, it blows my mind. I'll try to bullshit with a cop up until the point the cuffs go on, and then I wouldn't talk to them about a jaywalking ticket. These muthafuckas are stupid as fuckin shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Who? And why the fuck should i care? co sign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Wacka flocka has hands down the dumbest name in the game... Plus when he came out he was wakka flakka flame, fuck are you thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 It still is "Waka Flocka Flame", Gucci gave it to him Retarded name, but I still find dude quite entertaining haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Lesson learned? Don't EVER let a guy who only sleeps every 3 days give you your rap name. I can see the meeting now, the label A&R sits down to a meeting with gucci The story of how wakka flocka flame got his wakka flocka name A&R: "excuse me, Mr Mane, we have this great rapper we want you to work with Gucci : sits behind table with his shirt off, sweating profusely & guzzling orange juice "Ok, I'm skrait, wha hiz nayme be" A&R: "well Mr Mane, we don't have one, you know what's hot in the streets... Gucci: "Skreets?" A&R: "yes Mr Mane, skreets... Well anyways we figured you might be able to name him" Gucci: aww yeah wakka flakka gnamean? Skrait? Skribble skrabble!" grinds teeth and wipes his runny nose on his new frankenberry chain A&R: "did you just say wakka flocka? Did I just hear that?" Gucci: "Yuh okay, wakka flocka wuzzle wizxle, yuh fideal meh?" A&R: "Wakka flocka? Seriously? What does that even mean?" Gucci: "WAKKA FLOCKA... WAKKA FLOCKA FLAME?!?" searches his pockets frantically for a lighter A&R: "wakka flocka flame? Really? Well you know best Mr Mane" Gucci: "Flame! Wakka flocka flame?!? Ya feelmeh?" A&R: "alright, let's run it, good meeting Mr Mane" leaves office Gucci: "where's my wakka flocka flame, I can't light my blunt! Hey where did those label execs go?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Seriously dude, it blows my mind. I'll try to bullshit with a cop up until the point the cuffs go on, and then I wouldn't talk to them about a jaywalking ticket. These muthafuckas are stupid as fuckin shit the point you say lawyer is when they say do you have anything to say yeah mother fucker lawyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 If your smart enough to manipulate cops you better fucking talk to them if you want to save yourself a lot of time money and hastle if you're not smarter than cops, yeah shut up and get a lawyer before you trip yourself up really tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 THIS.... http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh126w54dy66619yj6 precisely why i dont go to the club. i hope those bouncers got a bonus after dealing with that bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeedupfromthefeetup Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 heres an interview where he talks about it... http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhb8qNbhspDfi0FY07 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 A nigga cant catch a break!!! http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/16/waka-flocka-shooting-charlotte-north-carolina-police-rapper-tour-bus-shot-gun/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 come on shawty.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Thats what you get for being so obnoxious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 THIS.... http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh126w54dy66619yj6 Baboonery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 shit happen, whooptie whoop still another minority...get over it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Colorblind people always hatin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 I ran frantically, then I dropped down to his feet I saw the blood, all over, the hot concrete I picked him up, then I held him by his head His eyes shut, that's when I knew he was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Flocka! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 I am genuinely distraught about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 BOW BOW BOW BOW WACKA FLOCKA WACKA FLOCKA WACKA FLOCKA BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BRRRRIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKK SKWWWAAAAADDDDDDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 BRIIIIIHHHHHHHHHH SKKKWWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 WAKA FLOCKA WAKA FLOCKA FLAMEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Hustle Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Is it me, or has this whole rap culture become absolutely, completely fucking retarded? I remember after BIG died, Puffy and a bunch of other rappers started going all pop, wearing shiny pants and shit, and I thought "Man, that's it, it's all over." Boy was I wrong. This genre is truly scraping the bottom of the fucking barrel, it's insane. Also, I've got love for the South. I have a lot of family from there, etc., but honestly, Atlanta has to consistently produce the shittiest rappers and followings/trends in all of the land. From Soulja Boy to the Ying Yang Twins, and now the torch has been passed to these clowns. Anybody watch the World Star Hip Hop video on the first page of this thread? Makes me want to kill myself, bunch of fucking goons jumping around in a club talking shit and flashing gang signs, then ultimately fighting each other. Give me some Illmatic, old Alkaholiks, old Mobb Deep any day of the week, I hope all these no IQ having wannabe Nino Brown's get locked up or fail miserably. Brick Squad, yo! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 What WOULD be dope is if none of this shit made the news at all. That way these so called rappers wouldn't feel COOL after they get shot and get publicity for being "street". That's what Camron did, and all these fucks lately ....They want to establish themselves as some real niggas so they'll get shot IN THE ARM and be all over the news. Radio. Worldstarhiphop, etc... Garbabe. I'm glad Max B, Lil Boosie, C murda, and other shitheads are locked up for good. Didn't hear of their garbage names till they made news for bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Massachusetts Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Okay, so let me get this straight. You're smart enough to make decent enough "music" to get enough money to blow $10,000 on a chain but you're not smart enough to put it away while you're walking though the hood? Better yet, you're not smart enough to move out of that shit hole now that you have enough money to live somewhere where you won't get fucking shot for your chain? Some people need to give up being hoodrat niggas and move out of the crack den. Sure your "street cred" may go down a bit when you move out of the hood, but as far as I'm concerned it's better than getting shot over a fucking muppets necklace you paid 10 grand for. Black people these days...:rolleyes: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Murder 4 Fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Okay, so let me get this straight. You're smart enough to make decent enough "music" to get enough money to blow $10,000 on a chain but you're not smart enough to put it away while you're walking though the hood? Better yet, you're not smart enough to move out of that shit hole now that you have enough money to live somewhere where you won't get fucking shot for your chain? Some people need to give up being hoodrat niggas and move out of the crack den. Sure your "street cred" may go down a bit when you move out of the hood, but as far as I'm concerned it's better than getting shot over a fucking muppets necklace you paid 10 grand for. Black people these days...:rolleyes: He wasn't walking through the hood you dumb white faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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