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i actually held the poop in. as to not stankafy new girls bathroom leaving her with an unsavory memory of me.

 

womanly advice: women would rather you take a dump than have a 'turtle head' pop out when she is sucking yo dick.

 

 

 

i call you didnt get lucky that night. and you didnt poo.

 

 

fool.

 

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nigga won't shit in her toilet, but he was totally down to wash his face in the sink like the bitches in the noxema commercials?

 

don't you think she'd be wondering why the fuck her sink was running for like 5 minutes?

 

don't you think she'd know you're gay?

 

why the fuck you going to a bitches house with your mug all greasy anyways? that may be a little too grimey for a nigga who's scared to poop

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