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so yea i was taking a piss at this girl i just mets house. and im feeling good so i decide to take a piss and wash my face. but, it hit me right in mid piss; i felt a turtle head of turd popn out.

 

 

 

also she only had squeeze lotion next to the sink.. no soap.. wtf is up with this..

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duh he pooed in the bathtub and peed at the same time

then tried washing it out, girl busted him, and he got super emberassed

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i actually held the poop in. as to not stankafy new girls bathroom leaving her with an unsavory memory of me.

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so yea i was taking a piss at this girl i just mets house. and im feeling good so i decide to take a piss and wash my face. but, it hit me right in mid piss; i felt a turtle head of turd popn out.

 

 

 

also she only had squeeze lotion next to the sink.. no soap.. wtf is up with this..

 

I hear adolescent white females never feel dirty.

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you should have upper decked her toilet

 

Never though of that one... dirty trick. Leave doo doo in the upper deck

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User: So yea I was taking a piss at this girl I just mets house.

 

Cleverbot: Is that all?

 

User: And im feeling good so I decide to take a piss and wash my face.

 

 

Cleverbot: I see.

 

User: But, it hit me right in mid piss; I felt a turtle head of turd popn out.

 

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Also she only had squeeze lotion next to the sink.. No soap.. Wtf is up with this..

 

Cleverbot: Hahaha, I'm sorry but I am most definitely a human. I'm a girl actually.

 

User: Surprise turtle head is the punchline. You get the punchline first.

 

Cleverbot: You are weird. Good night.

 

User: I actually held the poop in. As to not stankafy new girls bathroom leaving her with an unsavory memory of me.

 

Cleverbot: Yes and your point is?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cleverbot is not amused

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