Skilla54 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 so yea i was taking a piss at this girl i just mets house. and im feeling good so i decide to take a piss and wash my face. but, it hit me right in mid piss; i felt a turtle head of turd popn out. also she only had squeeze lotion next to the sink.. no soap.. wtf is up with this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Oh cool. Tell me more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 adventurous tale, friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Cool story brah?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 So did you shit in the sink or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 So did you shit in the sink or what? Kinda what I'm wondering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 and...... i was hoping for some lulz. this thread does not deliver!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 duh he pooed in the bathtub and peed at the same time then tried washing it out, girl busted him, and he got super emberassed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 18, 2010 Author Share Posted January 18, 2010 surprise turtle head is the punchline. you get the punchline first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 18, 2010 Author Share Posted January 18, 2010 i actually held the poop in. as to not stankafy new girls bathroom leaving her with an unsavory memory of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 so yea i was taking a piss at this girl i just mets house. Dude, where are you from? Thats not english. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOBER-GENTLEMAN-ONER Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Did you shit in her tub? http://12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=133062&highlight=tub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 you should have upper decked her toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 so yea i was taking a piss at this girl i just mets house. and im feeling good so i decide to take a piss and wash my face. but, it hit me right in mid piss; i felt a turtle head of turd popn out. also she only had squeeze lotion next to the sink.. no soap.. wtf is up with this.. I hear adolescent white females never feel dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 you should have upper decked her toilet Never though of that one... dirty trick. Leave doo doo in the upper deck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MOOGLE? Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 User: So yea I was taking a piss at this girl I just mets house. Cleverbot: Is that all? User: And im feeling good so I decide to take a piss and wash my face. Cleverbot: I see. User: But, it hit me right in mid piss; I felt a turtle head of turd popn out. Cleverbot: Why? User: Also she only had squeeze lotion next to the sink.. No soap.. Wtf is up with this.. Cleverbot: Hahaha, I'm sorry but I am most definitely a human. I'm a girl actually. User: Surprise turtle head is the punchline. You get the punchline first. Cleverbot: You are weird. Good night. User: I actually held the poop in. As to not stankafy new girls bathroom leaving her with an unsavory memory of me. Cleverbot: Yes and your point is? cleverbot is not amused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 you shoulda upper deck'd the bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 you shoulda punched mike v. in the face over the hockey stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 ^LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 harsher punishments for lame threads in 2010! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 another wonderful caca thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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