Mauler5150 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Ever since I was a kid reading surfing magazines I always wanted to visit Hawaii, not so much to surf there myself, moreso to check out the beautiful scenery and things. However today I finally got around to watching the Movie 'Hard Ticket to Hawaii' starring none other than Ron Moss, and I have to say, this is one of the best movies ever made. There is an abundance of 80s tits, guns, rocket launchers, and some of the funniest dialogue I have ever heard in any movie. :lol::lol::lol: Seriously do yourself a favor and watch this movie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 lol terrible acting, but i would watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Turtle: Stay loose, haole. Rick: What's a haole? Turtle: A tourist, a mainlander, like you. Rick: I'm not a tourist. Turtle: Whatever, Barney. Rick: What's a Barney? Turtle: It's like Barno... Barnyard... a haole to the max, a kook in and out of the water. Yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 Who rides a twinnie in Hawaii? Tomorrow we kick ass and take names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 All of Andy Sidaris's movies are good, but this one is the best in my opinion. Frisbee laced with razor blades ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 When I was 13 years old, I laid in bed forcing myself to stay awake. I heard my parents go to bed, then I sat quietly for a good hour (until I heard my dad snoring) before sneaking downstairs like a navy seal on a stealth mission. That night Cinemax was playing back to back Andy Sidaris movies, Hard ticket to Hawaii and Malibu Express. God bless Andy Sidaris! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 this ain't no hula! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 in the queue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
projetmayhem Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 80's tits you say... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 man i miss hawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 FAR RIGHT B===D~~~ .... GO GO GO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/waimea-bay--peahi-see-giant-surf-as-xxl-npac-swell-hits-north-shores_40131/1/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 LINK TO MOVIE NAOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mauler5150 Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 The fist pump at the end of that scene is what makes it, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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