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Teddy Pendergrass dead in Pa. at 59


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This thread needs more music for the young bucks who might not know his music. Teddy Pendergrass is one of the Godfathers of baby making music.

 

This gets them off the couch and to the bed:

 

This starts the dry humping and heavy petting:

Come Go With Me - Teddy Pendergrass

 

This gets everyone on the naked level:

Teddy Pendergrass - SOMEBODY TOLD ME

 

This is where the slow love making melts the two bodies together without lubes or funky oils:

teddy pendergrass-ALL I NEED IS YOU

 

Ok, now it's time to pick up the pace. The hallmark moment is over and you need to get them hips grinding.

Take Me In Your Arms- Teddy Pendergrass & Stephanie Mills

 

And the finish:

 

 

 

Use this mix and you will have a baby or two. It's a guarantee.

 

If you do use this mix and panic at the end of the last song, no worries, I've got you covered. Just play this song within 5 minutes of ejaculation.

 

Sperm Disabler

 

Just make sure you place the stereo speaker between the female's legs, and pushed against her vagina. The volume must be at at least 9. Play it for the whole duration of the song and it should confuse the sperm into charging backwards, exiting the vagina like lemmings.

 

Safe sex kids, don't forget.

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