tae Posted January 15, 2010 Author Share Posted January 15, 2010 Cheers to anyone trying to give advice. As I have said,I was blind drunk....I'm not even going to aknowledge some of you with a response. I probably deserve to pay the stupidity tax....but would raher not. And sneak,I'm in republic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 burn down the store you stole from. they can't charge you if they don't exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 why would you steal that you fucking nerd and get caught on top of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 The item was a bottle of Durex pîna colada flavoured lubricant, as I thought it may be drinkable. [ATTACH]127323.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Thread gone wrong - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAK Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Damn she phat as shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Should of definitely lied about what you were racking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Homeboy even volunteered that info after nobody gave a shit enough to ask. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 this is too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 in the USA 5 bills = 500$ are you talking 5 bills = 5$ cuz if so, you fail at teh stealin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 maybe he meant 5 of single us dollar bills but yes, he will never live this down if its all true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 it is i just seen it....5$ shit, dudes need to step up their gaff game... but when i was drunk I used to waistband tall cans all day and do stupid shit in general <2yrssoberoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted January 15, 2010 Author Share Posted January 15, 2010 i meant five euro. im unfamiliar with american currency denomination linguo. the point is they are trying to bill me 100 for walking out the door with it IN MY HAND. i admit it was stupid as FUCK i read pina colada, and assumed it was alcohol, not even realising it was lube, or that this had really even occurred until i recieved a letter. I have doen far far stupider things whilst drunk. this is the icing on the cake though. i think it may be time tokick the booze for a while. aways bad news and waste of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Yo wait hold the fuck up, they're discontinuing rolos now?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Well first of all, you should have drunkenly punched the LP in the face and scrammed to your car or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sluser Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Just blame the alcohol and it wont be your fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 it is i just seen it....5$ shit, dudes need to step up their gaff game... but when i was drunk I used to waistband tall cans all day and do stupid shit in general <2yrssoberoner I used to dufflebag 50 krylons at a time..and I'm black.. U know how hard it is rack when ur black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Haha oh man I thought this thread ended. Too rich...just too rich ahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 that ice cream looks bangin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 butt lube people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sluser Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 I used to dufflebag 50 krylons at a time..and I'm black.. U know how hard it is rack when ur black? It's a skill you've enheirited, you're nothing special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 U know how hard it is rack when ur black? This is true, the first time I ever got bagged was because I was with a Dominican kid (who looks black), and to this day I'm convinced that's why. But yeah, I used to be a pretty decent racker. Carts of paint, Redbull, and groceries were my personal favorites. We also used to hit the outlets alot and I would cause really loud, obnoxious distractions while a much more respectable lookin friend would clean the stores out of designer shit I don't do it anymore, only fiends go to jail for shoplifting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Well first of all, you should have drunkenly punched the LP in the face and scrammed to your car or some shit. i had a class with some guy last night that was like... The police come and got me out of bed found a roach and took me to jail. All i could say to this douchebag was... Ok what you doing answering the door for the police for anyways. And why the fuck didn't you just eat the roach. Rookies Im entirely paranoid when it comes to police tho. Someone comes to my door i don't answer it. I dont even try to look who it is. Make any noise creepin around in the house. Way i figure is if its someone i want to see they would call first. And if they dont and just show up.... well... they better learn to call me first. And i dont care how much weed i got. Unless they pump my stomach all they gonna find is what didn't eat first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 it's the same way it is in the us. what they are basically doing is suing you. if you don't pay they can take you to court and if the judge or whatever you have there make you pay. if you don't pay youre betting that it's not worth it for them to pay for lawyers and what not to get 100 dollars out of you. that's more of a judgment call and no one but you can answer that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 This is true, the first time I ever got bagged was because I was with a Dominican kid (who looks black), and to this day I'm convinced that's why. But yeah, I used to be a pretty decent racker. Carts of paint, Redbull, and groceries were my personal favorites. We also used to hit the outlets alot and I would cause really loud, obnoxious distractions while a much more respectable lookin friend would clean the stores out of designer shit I don't do it anymore, only fiends go to jail for shoplifting remember the day i found out he wasn't actually black??? it was like my saddest day ever. how big could this bottle of lube possibly be that you would see pina colada and think it's booze. you should pay them 200 cuz you're such a failure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Me and my baby momma use to actually be boosting partners and get real pro with it, dress the part and just act like we were all over each other while I shoved iPods in her shoes, then skate out, buy some shit, and act like we were deep in conversation when we set off the sensors and just flash a receipt and keep it moving. Being a regular ass white couple allowed us to really pull some stupid shit. We'd be all barred out too so we were just getting ridiculous with it but never once raised an inrow. I use to rack heavy, lived offs retail theft for over 8 months when I got outta jail, and I know a lot of why I got away with it so much for years is not only because I'm white, but because I dressed nice when I did it. I quit when I had my son and realized being a grown ass man pushing 30 with a kid still shoplifting wasn't a good look at all... Plus a shoplifting charge blocks you from every retail job in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 it's the same way it is in the us. what they are basically doing is suing you. if you don't pay they can take you to court and if the judge or whatever you have there make you pay. if you don't pay youre betting that it's not worth it for them to pay for lawyers and what not to get 100 dollars out of you. that's more of a judgment call and no one but you can answer that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 you should pay them 200 cuz you're such a failure case closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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