SystemFailure Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 You will use this tyrannical juncture, the oppression you feel to fuel your cause... Use it, to make the world... A fortified breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 I agree it was a fail to be caught. Although I did not exactly try to conceal the act in any way. Nor have I been caught before. Funny nobody has yet enquired what it was that I felt the need to steal at 4am when I could barely walk. First to guess wins A prop. The lost I.D thing seems like perhaps the only way this may work out. Although paying it won't kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I don't know what you Uk peeps got for 5 £ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 again,I'm in Ireland....the company trying to extort cash from me is in the uk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 First to guess wins A prop. Theft For Dummies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Re: Racking gone wrong - jus play'n holmes sucks man... there was a saying a wise old man wispered to me many many years ago.. he said "if you cannot pay the time or the fine, do not do the crime." or something of that manner.... haha, but seriously, this is why you either rack big shit that's worth it if you get caught, or you just DON'T GET CAUGHT..... step yer game up. be a man. pay the stupid fine and learn a lesson.. also, booze will make you do stupid shit.. master your high son... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Second useful post in thread: stop saying "racking". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 Stupid shit indeed. It was not a well thought out crime,more a ludicrous drunken error. The item was a bottle of Durex pîna colada flavoured lubricant, as I thought it may be drinkable.RIDICULOUS,you may think, but I sure as he'll don't wanna pay 100bills for it. Especially since I didn't even get to drink it. What's worse is I was really nearly home, trouble free, and was alone. Conclusion....alcohol is maaad, even after years of practice, it can take me by surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 get a job you bum haha failure :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 Never did I mention that I am jobless, simply reluctant to cough up cash to some bogus, international, privatised debt collection company. Durr dee hurr. I am also aware that I have failed heavily.but to pay money for failing will only increase said failing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultram666 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 this chick is a walking McDonalds advertisement :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I've been sued before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Hahah wait hold up did you just say you jacked durex sex lube because you wanted to drink it!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 you're in another country? wtf send them a fucking letter saying they have the wrong address and be on your drunken irish way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 Packaging looked mad edible at the time.... Observe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Hmm that kinda does look like a piña colada actually, I guess you should be thankful they caught you and prevented you from drinking lube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8CEzILvtg8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 That is a good way to look back on the whole situation I feel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Hahah wait hold up did you just say you jacked durex sex lube because you wanted to drink it!?!?!? yeeeeaaahhh... WTF???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 the only way you may get out of this (assuming they didnt take your picture) is to say that another person gave them YOUR info falsley (ie. someone they caught, not you, gave them YOUR info and they are contacting the wrong person) also i think if u dont pay them, they will sue you for damages. U may have the option of going to jail instead of paying the fine... not sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 See now when I here someone saying bills Im thinkn like 100 per "bill." SO are they wanting 10,100 from you? I might of missed it but I only have so much patience scrolling through the mumbo.....maybe some jumbo...but the mumbo usually pisses me off first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 a friend of a friend is up for statutory rape after cheating on his 18 yr old gf with 15 yr olds (hes 18) he is a firm believer of denial and claims the problem will just go away if he ignores it. he has police parked outside his house most days. hope this helped lulz that's rough tho. here banging 15 yr olds is legal until you are over 25. the parents can trip and press some sort of charge if they really wanna go off tho. but yeah, NEVER IGNORE OR RUN FROM ANYTHING MINOR 110 pounds or euros or whatever aint shit to keep the police away just send them a letter saying you've received their letter and will send 110 ASAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 drinking lube would've surely gave you the worst shits ever dude you should pay 'em that money real fast and get it everything swept under the fucking rug then get a life coach cuz you're heading down a really dark path full of fail and faggotry and the world lolzing @ your expense 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I agree. Acknowledge that you received their threat, send them a check for like 25 and say their is another check to follow. Keep that out of court. IN the US the court costs suck and its just more to pay for on top of petty crap. :edit: I agree to both posts above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 WAIT, dont your courts judges still wear powdered wigs? fuck outta here, ignore the letter. and get a address change at the post office. have your mail sent to your folks house. if cops go there, have'm say you moved to GUAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Move to Guam and stock up on rolos.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 i was about to say "this thread is lame, i'm out of here" and then this happened: The item was a bottle of Durex pîna colada flavoured lubricant, as I thought it may be drinkable.RIDICULOUS,you may think, but I sure as he'll don't wanna pay 100bills for it. Especially since I didn't even get to drink it. your fail just became win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 trust me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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