Alcoholica Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 This shits wrong, but cracked me up to what fuckwits they are. WATCH THE VIDEO. Although we don't know much about style-behind-bars, we were aware of the body piercing and the tattooing that goes on in the cells...but two prisoners have opened our eyes to the newest self-mutilating trend: eye tattoos that change the sclera to be blue or even red. When asked why he would do this to himself, David Boltjes (whose eyes are red) poetically remarked, "You can't ask why...the real question is why not," and his fellow inmate, blue-eyed Paul Inman explained that now, no one in the world would have the same color peepers as he has. Neither man would say how they managed to color their eyeballs, but both concurred it was extremely painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Freaky deaky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 i saw them doing this on another tattoo show. they basically just take ink on a needle and poke your eye. good luck getting a job with a felony and red eyes shithead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 The Titanic sunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 i saw them doing this on another tattoo show. they basically just take ink on a needle and poke your eye. good luck getting a job with a felony and red eyes shithead. I doubt this guy gives a crap about getting a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 old new aint a jail thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 The video is down, and you if you scroll through the page on the right hand side you will come to a picture of Jimmy Carter with the caption "Bill Clinton." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 pain is weakness leaving the body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Not really a trend if two jaycats did it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 This is old news? I'm so out of loop. I just saw this video yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 in other related news.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B40-8 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 the guy who tattooed glasses on his face is more retarded than the guy who tattooed his eyeballs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 king of hipster faggots 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Wow. Someone showed me both the glasses tattoo and the eyeball tattoo shit yesterday. I think a bunch of you got the same email. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papi Drew It Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 good luck getting a job with a felony and red eyes shithead. I dont think these dudes are comin out of jail...ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 one of the dudes is in there for less than 10 i believe...... shit doesn't even look cool, just retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 the glasses tattoo? this dude seriously got some wayfarer esque glasses tattooed on his faggot face? probably to match his hipster ass tranny girlfriend. and he looks like fuckin Ralphie from A Christmas Story, not even grown up just bigger and now into poppin pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 now the hipster faggot should paint one eye in red and the other in blue.. and cut off his balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Glasses are fake methinks. Viral marketing ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 i saw them doing this on another tattoo show. they basically just take ink on a needle and poke your eye. good luck getting a job with a felony and red eyes shithead. hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 anyone else notice those dope rap letters he was sportin on one of his arms?? hahahaha.i wonder if rokit did it for em... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Glasses are fake methinks. Viral marketing ftw. Did you look at all the flicks? It looked pretty real, plus he's got plenty of other stupid tattoos already. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 wow. who wants to look like an albino rat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 these people found what you just said to be very insensitive boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Wonder what bright idea ended him up in prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gitmosteez Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 damn... hopeless hit the red eyes and the glasses with one picture. could people be moving from wanting to be black to wanting to be albino??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultram666 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 the Dude with the red eyes was in for only 4 years for credit card fraud... but yeah.. anyone with a felony knows getting a job is pretty fucking difficult already now the dumb son of a bitch just added another block between himself and employment... and also getting laid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 black was soo 2005 guy. we're going for the latino thing now.seeing as you guys are gonna take over america soon anyways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 damn... hopeless hit the red eyes and the glasses with one picture. could people be moving from wanting to be black to wanting to be albino??? these black albinos are offended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 gitmo you insensitive bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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