CMF Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 so i went to go get my blood tests done, for std's. the results came back last week and i tested positive for Hep C. i freaked the fuck out. and my girl freaked out even more. but the catch was, i have had false positives before for Hep C. so i told the bitch to re-test the anti-bodies or what have you to see if it was false. she called me about 30 minutes ago saying that i called it and it was a false positive. BIIITTTTTCCCH!!!! she had me pulling out my hair and worrying for a week thinking i had some shit. i'm gonna go get hammered now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 also i have been listening to a lot of too short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 congrats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 only faggots dont have hep c. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 go get hammered and go stick some bar slut, thats a solid way of celebrating not catching a STD.. am i right or am i right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 fuck a hoodrat broad without a rubber. you're obviously impervious to any std. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 i'm saaayyyyyiin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I have the beer shits today... No hep C however... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 i'm allergic to cotton.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 3% percent of white people cant get hiv/aids cause their immune system is so strong. you are in that 3%, bang on man, go fuck the dirty sleaziest bitch ever with no rubber tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Looking forward to a thread in which someone took your factoid ICB and hit the ground running with it only to result in a disastrous HIV infection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 think it. believe it, you are immune. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 LOL Kami, the HIV positive Muppet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 My mother has some type of hepatitis. Can't remember if it's B or C, not that I even know the difference. I just remember being younger when she found out, and she freaked out and got all the kids tested...we were all fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I got Molescum Contagiosum early last year. Its a harmless and painless strand like warts. Viral and is usually caught by little children because you can pick it up off of anything. It comes and then your body fights it and its gone for good. Scary though because you do a google image search for "red bumps" and it shows you everything from Herpes to HPV to Scabies. I was shitting bricks not knowing what it was...turns out my girl had it too. So were both freaking out because we were both clean before we started seeing each other. She was a cashier and did a lot with kids and Im a waiter so I dont know where we got it but we got it some how....ANYWAYS with it done and gone the scary fact we were told by the doctor was that YES Molescum is harmless and goes away but when found in Adults its recommended to be tested for HIV because usually only HIV positive people contract it. Yeah we were freaking out but many tests later it was NEGAVITE!!! WOOOHOOO!! It was just such a relief to find out it wasnt HPV then all of a sudden were blind sided with a might be HIV. oh and not having medical insurance just made me dump so much cash out for all those tests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 My mother has some type of hepatitis. Can't remember if it's B or C, not that I even know the difference. I just remember being younger when she found out, and she freaked out and got all the kids tested...we were all fine same here. my mom got hep c in the 70s from a blood transfusion. she found out just 3 years ago. a is from eating bad shit, b is from sex, and c is from blood to blood contact.... i believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 ive lost over $1000. on std tests. all negative, except for the standard herpes. yeah! and warts.and aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 It's C then, it was from a dirty tattoo needle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 was it a bitchin tattoo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 When I read the thread title I thought Rudy Ray Moore "And I said Biiiiiiitch!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I see your Rudy & raise you: 4:27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 was it a bitchin tattoo? I honestly can't even think of the tattoo my mom has right now. I've seen it before, but all I can remember is it's small, stupid, and kind of just a green blob at this point since she got it in the 60's/70's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 your moms a whore unrelated: what does this picture make you think? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 how do they keep that TV from being damaged by weather? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 thats gotta be a fucking relief. congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 what does this picture make you think? it makes me think your mom's a whore, tell her 'Hot Carl' says 'Hi, call me'... k-Thx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 fuck yes, no stds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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