screambloodygore Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 i puked all over montreal airport when i had to leave, my flight was at 7 am and i was out till 4 the night before worst i have felt in my life. puking every 10 minutes in the plane and airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 One time a few years ago when I worked as a roofer I was on the ground doing clean up on a tear off job and one of the guys on the roof dropped his pitchfork. It stuck in the ground like 6 inches away from me. I was almost impaled on some faces of death type shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 one time i accidentally the whole thing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 this one time, i got away from a chopper never again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 one time i accidentally the whole thing Accidentally what the whole thing? Did you eat it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 hahaha! that guy with his son was a faggot. one time i was hella loaded off 4loko walking down the street in downtown seattle at like midnight. so i ask this guy in front of a bar for a cig and he pulls his pack out and hands it to me then says yea tak your pick, so i just walk off with his pack. there was like 17 in there and me and the homie smoked them all at the bus stop, when i got on the bus i threw up all over myself and the window and floor and shit. i hear OH SHIT THIS KID THROWIN UP! im just like im lok'd. got put on POB that night. woke up the next day with throw up crust all over my jacket but i still rocked that shit, it was cold as shit. and i smelled like throw up. PUKING ON BUSSES. POB MOB. I got put down on POB for taking a piss in the middle of the day on the express to Redmond. :lol: All rich white folk. POB MOB reunion this weekend, Miley. I'll bring the loks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 dont you know when a girl says no she really means yes. cmon dude, gets serious. no means yes and yes means anal according to Hatuey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 so does maybee=peeing in the butthole??? i say it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 While i was living in thailand, my old colonel asked me to do a mission for him. The mission was to supply weapons, Stinger missiles, to Afghan freedom fighters, the Mujahideen, who were fighting the Soviets in the Soviet-Afghan War, but i refused. I found out that the colonel got captured in afghanistan and i just had to go in, even though the U.S. government would deny any knowledge of my actions i was if killed or caught. I immediately flew to Pakistan where i met up with Mousa, a weapons supplier who agreed to take me to a village deep in the Afghan desert, close to the Soviet base where the colonel was kept. The Mujahideen in the village were already hesitant to help me in the first place, but were definitely convinced not to help me when their village was attacked by Soviet helicopters after one of Mousa's shop assistants informed the Soviets of my presence. Aided only by Mousa and a young boy named Hamid , i made my way to the Soviet base and started my attempt to free the colonel. My first attempt was unsuccessful and results not only in Hamid getting shot in the leg, but also in me getting shot in the stomach. After escaping from the base, i tend to Hamid's wounds and send him and Mousa away to safety. The next day, i return to the base once again, just in time to rescue the colonel from being tortured with a blow-torch. After rescuing several other prisoners, i stole a helicopter and escaped from the base. However, the helicopter soon crashed and me and the colonel were forced to continue on foot. After a confrontation in a cave, where me and the colonel kill several Russian soldiers, we were confronted by an entire army of Russian tanks. Just as we are about to be overwhelmed by the might of the Soviet Army, the Mujahideen warriors, together with Mousa and Hamid, rode onto the battlefield by the hundreds in an thunderously awe-inspiring cavalry charge, overwhelming the Communists. In the battle, i managed to kill Zaysen by driving a tank into the helicopter Zaysen was flying in. At the end of the battle me and the colonel say goodbye to my Mujahideen friends, and leave Afghanistan to go home. I killed 78 people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 You forgot the part where you cauterized your own wounds...now thats bad assedness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 this thread reminds me of the yada yada yada episode of seinfeld for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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