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my girl made me watch this the other night finally. not that i was totally opposed, since it starred zoe deschanel, who is pretty much the most adorable creature on earth. or atleast was until i watched this movie.

 

fuck this bitch. fuck all bitches like her. being all adorable and cute and perfect till they pull some seflish ass faggot shit and bug out for no reason. bitch die, real talk.

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selfish shit? she went through the whole movie telling that fool she doesnt want a relationship or whatever, this fool couldn't take it so he forced her into one, then she bounced.

 

 

they were fuckin and having fun and that douche had to ruin it by trying to get all serious.

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i am getting old. shit happens, what can you do?

 

the movie is actually pretty good. the way the story is laid out is real rad. super interesting. it's great until the ending...

 

you cant make a movie about the most adorable girl ever, make you totally fall in love with her, then be like 'naw, son, you cant have her, she just finna string you along for 8 months, telling you how special you are, then next thing you know, she makes up some bullshit excuse to dip cause bitch is shook, then SNAP, that scandalous hoe gets married to some sucker who picked her up in a coffee shop by talking about books, meanwhile she still trying to be all adorable up in your face, making sure you're still in love with her even though you cant have her.'

fuuuuuuuuck that shit dude, die hoe.

 

oh, don't read all that if you want to be surprised by what this dastardly bitch does in the movie.

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selfish shit? she went through the whole movie telling that fool she doesnt want a relationship or whatever, this fool couldn't take it so he forced her into one, then she bounced.

 

 

they were fuckin and having fun and that douche had to ruin it by trying to get all serious.

 

 

he didnt force her into a relationship, they wound up having a relationship, then she tried popping shit like 'i told you so'. thats not real life though. you string someone along for 9 months, being all cute, telling someone how special they are, you gotta expect they're gonna get attached. its not like she was keeping it strictly fuck an dip or something. she was being a girlfriend, playing the girlfriend roll, then skeeting out when she got shook rather than dealing with her own shit. fuck that son.

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i just saw the movie last night and walked away thinking the same thing. bitch was playing fucking games...

 

the chick at the end was pretty hot tho, so he wins in the end.

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sure, its on him, but bitches is evil. who goes into a relationship saying shit like 'man, i cant wait to be in a relationship with you?' even if you feel that, you gotta say you wanna take shit slow, or just be casual, cause you'll sound like a crazy lunatic if you;'re talking about marriage at day one.

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I much prefer this, i think i might still have the VHS lying around somewhere.

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havent seen this, but joseph gordon-levitt used to star in this fucking hilarious sitcome called 3rd rock from the sun (probably an all-time fav sitcom of mine)

 

check that shit out sometimes, youll die laughing

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he didnt force her into a relationship, they wound up having a relationship, then she tried popping shit like 'i told you so'. thats not real life though. you string someone along for 9 months, being all cute, telling someone how special they are, you gotta expect they're gonna get attached. its not like she was keeping it strictly fuck an dip or something. she was being a girlfriend, playing the girlfriend roll, then skeeting out when she got shook rather than dealing with her own shit. fuck that son.

 

 

Yep. This is what I was saying when I saw this last night too. And they tried to make it look like it was all dudes fault with that 10 second scene in the coffee shop when he was with some girl he knew and she said the same shit that boxcars said.

 

I think this situation happens to everyone once in their life though, male or female.

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oh, don't read all that if you want to be surprised by what this dastardly bitch does in the movie.

 

You're an asshole haha

 

I didn't plan on seeing it anyway.

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My girlfriend wants to see this as well. I like movies that make me hate people, so I'll probably like it.

 

If you want to watch two movies that will make you hate people, watch Neil Labute's:

 

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and:

 

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And don't hate zoe deschanel for that role. Hate her for those stupid Cotton ads.

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fuck her. i hate her now. bitch broke my heart.

she's gonna be in town in a couple months. im'a go fuck her up. jump her rap style an shit.

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there is a movie called Winters Passing where she is a cokehead actress and it made my penis hard. That is all.

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