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Conan The Barbarian VS. Beastmaster

Who's the man?  

25 members have voted

  1. 1. Who's the man?

    • Conan The Barbarian
      13
    • Beastmaster
      3
    • Boogiehands the Barbarianmaster
      9


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The Beastmaster poster is still running in the Kase section of Style Wars.

Legendary Status. :lol:

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CONAN HANDS DOWN.

 

The Sumerian would have crushed that pussy ferret toting, hawk conversing, berzerker/bat people fearing dork Dar (gay name as well. sounds like something a retard says after they crap themselves) just like he pwned that camel that spit on him.

 

NOT TO MENTION the soundtrack to Conan is a war theme and should be played before and during all fights no matter how big or small they are.

 

NOT TO MENTION Conan shares s name with the funniest dude on TV and who may quite possibly be a distant descendant of the BARBARIAN himself.

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Now, both characters were depicted in subpar series on TV. It is an undeniable fact that TV versions of awesome movies are rarely good if ever. But, Conan I'm sure would slay these people for their misdeeds whereas Dar would just live and let live like he did when his trusty ferret fell in the fire and he punked out on saving him fearing some burns. RIP Podo.

 

Also, the foes they faced.

Conan beheaded JAMES EARL JONES. Dude turned into a fucking snake and made arrows from live snakes.

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Dar battled Rip Torn.

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Come on.

 

Tell me you'd fear more:

 

This MANIMAL.

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Or this...guy.

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THULSA DOOM IS ALIVE AND WELL AND LIVING IN MIAMI.

BUT, THAT IS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME.

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Dare you even ask such a question?

 

Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of…

 

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