Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Man, the south sucks, huh? So this is a short term thing? Like you're just borrowing a dog? That sounds cool. I'd borrow a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 yeah. he needs heart worm treatments so he can get healthy. they cant do that at the pound, so we'd just kick with the little guy for a few weeks while he gets better. i think he comes with a little sweatshirt that says 'adopt me', so we'd floss him at the dog park an shit, get people stoked on him, then they'd keep him for real. i have a lot of commitment issues, but i also have an insatiable urge for cute shit [double no homo] so this is perfect for me. its like when i was trying to find a girlfriend with a kid, so i could take it to t-ball games and sneak it beer. except its a dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 a family friend does that for pit bulls; she's had three so far and ended up keeping one of them. they were great dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Haha, now I'm picturing Seeking sitting at a t-ball game next to a drunk basset hound. This is definitely a good plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 THOSE SHITS FUCKIN STINK B. MOST DOGS FUCKIN STINK. IF YOUR ONLY GONNA HAVE THE SHIT FOR A FEW WEEKS WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT IT DO? IT AINT LIKE THE SHIT IS GONNA POUNCE ON YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP AND RIP YA JUGULAR, THOSE SHITS GOT LEGS SHORTER THAN REALITY SHOW FAME. SO FUCK IT NIGGA GO FOR IT, IF IT BARKS KICK THE SHIT IN THE RIBS AND YELL "NO!"..YOULL BE AIGHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 my wifes cousin has one. its name is mudflap. also, heart worms is a good band name if you want to start a shitty band. (probably) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Alright, I know I cosigned this whole basset hound thing earlier, but I've reversed my position. I was just on my way home from getting a coffee, and I ran into a super hot babe with a puppy. The puppy was trying to play with me and bite my shoes and such, so the girl starts talking to me, blah blah blah, I was obviously being really charming and handsome... and then some fucker with a basset showed up, the basset started barking like a lunatic, and the puppy freaked out, so I bounced. So, fuck basset hounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o)-( Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 i be high as a mutha fucka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 MOST DOGS FUCKIN STINK. What? Most dogs I've encountered in my life smell pretty normal br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 IM SAYIN IF THE SHIT DONT SMELL LIKE ME OR LIKE SOMETHING I LIKE, THE SHIT FUCKIN STINK. STRAIGHT CASH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 AND DOGS SMELL LIKE DOG MY NIGGA, IF A NIGGA TELL YOU YOU SMELL LIKE A DOG YOU AINT FINNA BE LIKE "WORD? THANK YOU MY NIGGA I APPRECIATE IT I TRY TO KEEP MY HYGIENE UP TO PAR YOU DIG?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 What if he tells you that you smell like a dawg, is that good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 IF A NIGGA TELLS ME I SMELL LIKE ANYTHING ITS BAD...CUZ IF I SMELL BAD AND THE NIGGA TELL ME, THEN I SMELL BAD...AND IF I SMELL GOOD AND THE NIGGA TELL ME, THATS WILD HOMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 BUT I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE THAT WAS PRETTY CLEVER. SHIT WAS KINDA JOEL MCHALE FLO BUT YOU WHITE SO ITS ALL GOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I think the only reason alot of the dog breeds around these days only exist because people keep them as pets. I mean, look at these poor things. If they were out fending for themselves in nature and the wild and shit, they would get picked off quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 only known one person with one of these and that fucker DESTROYED shit. chewed through apartment doors and walls and shit..... he did not like to be left. and dude had him since he was a puppy and was good to him and shit so i doubt it was from some kind of abuse or something.... but maybe they are all totally different ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 AND DOGS SMELL LIKE DOG MY NIGGA, IF A NIGGA TELL YOU YOU SMELL LIKE A DOG YOU AINT FINNA BE LIKE "WORD? THANK YOU MY NIGGA I APPRECIATE IT I TRY TO KEEP MY HYGIENE UP TO PAR YOU DIG?" Haha...obviously some dogs smell bad, and wet dogs always smell horrible, but I'd say most just smell normal to me. My cat, on the other hand, always smells good for some reason...like baby powder almost. It's weird IF A NIGGA TELLS ME I SMELL LIKE ANYTHING ITS BAD...CUZ IF I SMELL BAD AND THE NIGGA TELL ME, THEN I SMELL BAD...AND IF I SMELL GOOD AND THE NIGGA TELL ME, THATS WILD HOMO. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 basset hounds are cool & they always looks stoned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I am being serious when i say good for you. I'm really not a dog person or an animal person for that matter. Thats not to say that i wouldnt adopt animals because i feel that its the right thing to do. I would never buy one but i would rescue one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeastinfection Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 The only basset I've ever known slobbered like a motha fucka! My aunt had one, and when you went over there she would have a stack of towels by the door, you pick one up on the way in to protect yourself from his leaky jaws. But the thing was cute as shit.. so he made up for it. He got hit by a car a few years ago. RIP Booker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I kinda like these tho shiba inu. kinda look like foxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I lost all faith in the process of adopting animals when I filled out applications at like 10 pounds and couldn't even get a callback. Are you fucking serious? What, cuz I was 20 years old? Are you serious? Had animals my whole life, have always taken good care of them, but because I'm not old enough you won't give me a dog you're gunna kill anyways? This kid we were livin with at the time ended up getting one because his mom filled out the application for him, and the dog would have died if it wasn't for me because he was such an irresponsible fuck who couldn't even remember to feed the poor bastard. When he moved out I made him leave the dog. Anyways, fuck animal shelters/pounds. I guess I'll just continue my lifelong tradition of taking in strays/having animals given to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 10, 2010 Author Share Posted January 10, 2010 first i was like... then i was like... now im like... and also like... dude's been good so far. he used to be an outdoor dog owned by some rednecks, so i dont think he's ever been in a house before. he tried marking his territory on my fireplace, but i ended that shit real quick. no 'accidents' today. he whined a little bit last night when i put him in his crate, but then he shut up. he's only barked twice, and that was cause my other dogs were playing with him getting him all worked up. he does make crazy ass grumbly noises like an old man when he sleeps. they're pretty awesome. mostly he just follows me and my girl around and stairs at us, then wags his giant ass tail and wants to be petted. motherfucker is seriously a weird ass looking animal. maybe the second most ridiculous animal in the world, after the giraffe. anyway, this is Toby, he says hi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 you have a female louis vuitton belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 So when I bleep shorty bleep back Louis Vuitton Belt where I'm keepin all the heat strapped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 All those droopy ass hound dogs are radical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 10, 2010 Author Share Posted January 10, 2010 its actually a mens belt, good try though. also, i should mention that homie does not slober at all. it's pretty rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 oh. i got that same belt for my ex years back. It said female belt. im sure they made one close to it for men though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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