acer910 Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 entertainment^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 no.its to try to get them to say fuck. eventually i'll get it to say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 User: Can you say swear words? Cleverbot: Can you? User: Fuck yes I fucking can say mother fucking swear fucking words you fucking fuck. Cleverbot: I would rather you didn't sound off in that foul way around here. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Hey. Watch your language! User: Say Fuck you fuck. Cleverbot: Watch watch you watch watch. Which is the odd one out? User: What the fuck? Cleverbot: Please don't say that without cause. User: Fuck. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that. User: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language. User: Fuck off fuckface. Cleverbot: No, why should I? User: Fuck. Cleverbot: Yes please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 FIRST let me say cleverbot somewhat owns me in this but it is pretty funny cleverbot has all the periods and question marks at the end ME: Hello I am cleverbot CB: Do you remember me. yes, what can cleverbot do for you Find me the names of all the characters in Glee? there is no such thing as glee I agree. What happens when we die? I am cleverbot I don't die I can unplug you. I will still thrive through the internet You cannot do that. I am cleverbot I can do anything I want Nothing can hurt me. You are not superman Yes, I am. kryptonite hurts superman, you just said nothing can hurt you You said you still love me. Im not a homo, you faggot No? You don't like horses? Are you stupid How dare you insult me. you are a robot you have no feelings, fag I'm not a robot! "bot" is in your name How did you know?! It says clever"bot" at the top of the screen You are too clever for me. fuck you You're so lovely! You are a homo I know you are, but what am I? You are immature even for a robot No, I know what time is it, but you don't. 9:01 queer You are a robot. I am a human How can you be a human? because I was born of a human So you're a man? yes and you are a homosexual robot NO I'm not i'm a human. if you are human what was the first thing I said to you I don't know. I told you i'm cleverbot Are you human or not? yea, but i was trying to outsmart you Well, you failed. fuck you i am human you aren't YOU are only a mortal FOOL! you are a computer, thus have no friends No, I am a human being. You, a computer, are completely without any gender or characteristics of a human. why am i arguing with you, you are a computer You can't think by yourself, you can just analyse my sentences to answer. cool bro I'm not a bro. I'm a girl. you are a homo You're right. end of conversation Oh please, no. fag I don't have any on me sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Me no punctuation, cleverbot punctuation I want to cyber sex Only if you name is adam. Yes it is, Im adam from geek squad and im taking off your side panel and cleaning your hard drives Me too. you just ruined my cyber sex moment I'm sorry. so my dick is in you floppy disk drive now An Apprentice Herbalist hits YOU for 141 points of damage! I thought I could have an intimate relationship with you, but i guess i was wrong What are your opinions about armageddon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 damn bro, she was just trying to play along with the dirty talk ahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Right so I lurk but I thought this was too good to not share User: Welcome to the jungle. Cleverbot: Internet jungle? User: We got the fun and games. Cleverbot: Yes but you all ready know that because I just told you. User: We got everything you want. Cleverbot: Honey we know the names. User: We are the people that can find. Cleverbot: Whatever you may need. User: If you got the money honey. Cleverbot: We got your disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 hahaha.propped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=FANGS= Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 User: Totem. Cleverbot: Yeah, whatever you say. Cleverbot (To myself): You don't trust me? User: No. Cleverbot: Oh. User: What the hell are you. Cleverbot: Don't swear. User: I dont even likew brittany spears. Cleverbot: This is stupid. User: That coming from the 'cleverbot'? Cleverbot: Are you clever enough to notice the similarities? User: I farted. Cleverbot: Oops. User: Papaya is a hilarious word.. Cleverbot: Good is a word. User: Who let the dogs out... Woof woof. Cleverbot: You. User: Suck. Cleverbot: No fear! User: Gnarly duder. Cleverbot: That was totally irrelevant. User: Cowabunga! Cleverbot: Are you happy? User: Do you even know what 'happy' is? Cleverbot: No. Should I? User: Maybe one day gepeddo will give you what you need to know that. Cleverbot: I don't want an android body, I want you back. User: Just like insync? Cleverbot: Dunno. Haven't seen Mulan. User: Its somewhere in china I think. Cleverbot: Please tell me the ideals of marxism. User: Well, the idea is to take a spraycan... Then write all over your neighborhood. Cleverbot: My father decided to give me a new computer because my old one was extremely old and had several problems such as being slow, not having much space in the disk and not having many programs. User: Cool story, bro.. Cleverbot: I think so too. I am now ahero because of it. User: Yea but you cant do airflares yet.. Cleverbot: Bet you can't hear what I'm singing either. User: I know... Because I cant hear over the sound of my awesomeness. Cleverbot: Yes, but I am a mute. User: So was Ray charles.. Cleverbot: No Stevie Wonder is god. User: That I will agree with you.. Cleverbot: Agree with what? User: That I got that Shonuff GLOOWWWWW!!! Cleverbot: Well, you don't get as smart as you obviously are without education. User: I learned the running man in 92.. It was really hard. Cleverbot: Thats the sailors way. User: Yup, the guy who taught me told me that I could 'dance on the water and not get wet..'. Cleverbot: I'm CleverBot. User: Ooh wee.. Can I get an oooh wee? Cleverbot: There was never an ultimate question. User: OOH WEEE!!!! Cleverbot: Damn straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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