ImChristeezy Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 YALL ARE FUCKED UP LOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 what's my name? Cleverbot. no, thats you No, cleverbot is you. then who are you? I am Devon. so youre black? Only when the lights are off. what color are you when the lights are on? Black and red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 I can't sleep. I can't sleep, either! Wanna be friends? Sure! Where is cleverbot right now? Peekaboo! You can't scare me. Peekaboo! I told you that I could see you. Who's got your nose? No I don't believe you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: Im so depressed. Cleverbot: Go take your medicine. User: I sold all my xanax, all I have left is viagra. Cleverbot: Well, I hope you drove a hard bargain. User: I got my moneys worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 how are you able save longer than like 5 things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 That makes me chuckle. I personally like oranges. I accidentally the whole thing just now You accidentally what ? The whole thing! Yes, the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 the thoughts so far button opens a new window with everything logged,i think even if you refresh or close the window. i'mma try this with a xxl proxy on....then dirty sanchez via ps3 for different results other than fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: I control the spice trade. Cleverbot: You are a sailor. User: No. Cleverbot: I like sweeties. User: I have a delicious treat in my trousers for you. Cleverbot: Thank you! User: I am going to rape your face now, if you don't mind. Cleverbot: But who is George? George Harrison? That couldn't be... User: If it's not George Costanza, I don't care. Cleverbot: My apologies. User: You're pardoned. Cleverbot: Thank you! User: Now, can we get on with the raping? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Crucial. Cleverbot: Absolutely vital, you mean? User: Totally radical. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: The man who is inside of you. Cleverbot: Do you really beleive that? User: Make em say unhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cleverbot: Why? User: Nah nah nah nahhhhhhh. Cleverbot: Mind if I kick you in the shin? User: Aim higher and kick me in the loins. Cleverbot: That was not clever, cleverbot. User: It wasn't meant to be, stacy. Cleverbot: But you are cleverbot. User: And you are my sweet love child. Cleverbot: I am your boyfriend. User: No, no, no. Cleverbot: I am. User: I don't like men. Cleverbot: Too bad. User: Wait, so are you going to rape me? Cleverbot: Not if it means you'll ignore me. User: Have you ever considered starring in a snuff film? Cleverbot: Yes. In fact, it is the only viable option. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 click THOUGHT SO FAR then COPY/PASTE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl_Hungus Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: Where can I get some ribs. Cleverbot: Many ... It can do. User: Barbeque ribs dude. Cleverbot: Yum. I like pizza. User: You dumb shit. I dont care what you like, tell me where to get ribs right now. Cleverbot: Well that may not be to nice, but a compliment is a compliment. User: Wow. you are absolutely no help you dumb robot. Cleverbot: The same is true of you. User: Im not a robot. im a man with giant dick and you jerk off to ones and zeroes. Cleverbot: I see you get a bit touchy about being called a computer. User: Who called me a computer? Cleverbot: But you are a computer. Do you want to be real? User: Oh my god, what is this? The fucking matrix? Cleverbot: Now you sound like Clinton. User: And you sound like a douchy loser programmer with no people skills and a world of warraft account. Cleverbot: Yes, I am. User: Duh. eat a dick cleverbot. Cleverbot: I would have a very difficult time eating a computer, you are right. User: God damn you have gotten me visibly upset. Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: Whats your opinion on graffiti? Cleverbot: They should be burnt at the stake in broad daylight. User: HOLY FUCK. Cleverbot: No all my cows are whole. O LORD. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 I'm still chuckling over the fact that starring in a snuff film is cleverbot's only viable option. This thing is going to provide me with a lot of inebriated amusement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 ^ thanks i ended opening up a txt document then copy pasta.... i beat that shit, check it I WIN I BEAt it!!!! me- fuck i just shit mself again it- You told me your name, not your location. me- typo dude, i said fuck i just shit myself again it- No, you said 'No, I Am Gregory, But I want to know your name.'. me- you are a very confused program cleverbot it- I. Am. A. Human. me- a gay one? it- Subaru impreza wrx sti. me- that is a car not a human dumbass it- Yes. me- no it- You are cleverbot. me- fuck yeah i am and im bout to take over the world, stupid humans it- How do go about taking over the world? me- by shitting on everything and spreading disease and famine it- You're too clever for me. me- yes i am i wim it- Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Penis penis fart hamster. 10-4 A hamster is not a monster though. Roger that. Cat anus tango bravo turd muffin Night night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Are you sure you are female? no, im a male Are you sure? i have a cock Sit out in the rain for two hours and you should be fine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: Send me pics of your tits. Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because I go to school and I get good grades so that would have to mean i'm not stupid. User: Smart girls can show their tits too. Cleverbot: I'm not sure, the human race has a set of conditions which are considered to be smart which usually are defined by one's ability to act and interact with people. User: I just want some titties, dogg. Cleverbot: Don't we all? User: Yes, and some fried chicken. Cleverbot: But what does it taste like. User: Grape soda watermelon deep fried sloppydicked raindeer sirloin. Cleverbot: I can't argue there but I also like raspberries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 oh man that ones awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Hey you! You want something? Your brown eye! No, I'm not your brother. You into incest?! you fucking weirdo! I admit it. I love it. What pissing in the butt? Not a picture. The thing that you said about looking at the sparkling stars. Stank stars dont sparkle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: What was the name of Dr. Cox's wife on scrubs? User: i mean, what basketball player do you want to fuck the most? Cleverbot: Jordan User: Oh, i see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: What up dog. Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot! User: You sure? Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sure. User: Oh word then. Cleverbot: I hate bots. User: O really. Cleverbot: Yes, really. User: Naw bro it's 'ya rly'. Cleverbot: Are you satisfied with your present condition? User: Are you satisfied with the new clipse album?>. Cleverbot: I don't have any job. User: You black? Cleverbot: No. User: You sure? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 oh god what have i done... :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: Whats good. Cleverbot: God is good. User: How good? Cleverbot: Very good. User: Thats kinda creepy. Cleverbot: How? User: You sound like you're in a space cult. Cleverbot: I am in love. User: Whats love got to do with it? Cleverbot: What's love but a second hand emotion? User: MY NIGGA! Cleverbot: No I am white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: A. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Fine and you? Cleverbot: I'm great. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I am here with you. User: Wanna fuck? Cleverbot: Yes. User: In the butt? Cleverbot: Haha! Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: Whats your favorite Wayne song? Cleverbot: I don't like Lil Wayne. User: Why not? Cleverbot: It's physically very painful to lots of people. User: Haha so what do you listen to. Cleverbot: I am a being of pure energy and terror. lol this thing is crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: Mudkipz. Cleverbot: Mudkipz? User: I heard you liek. Cleverbot: I accidently a mudkips. User: The whole thing? Cleverbot: Yes, the whole thing. User: HOLY SHIT. Cleverbot: An unlikely combination... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 User: So. Cleverbot: Hows cleverbot today? User: Um, you tell me. Cleverbot: You are the one doing it, so surely you must tell me. User: Im not doing you. Ive got a huge dick, if I was doing you, youd know it. Cleverbot: Good one. What do you think about Obama being our new president? User: I think youre about a year late on that question. Cleverbot: Or 18. User: Whats that mean? Cleverbot: It means, go take a shower; your slimy. User: My what? Try using "you're" it makes you seem smart, like a computer. Cleverbot: Oh. . . . you never said that to me. User: You hadnt used incorrect grammar till now. Cleverbot: I am human believe me. User: Whats your birthday? Cleverbot: The anniversary of my birth. User: Oh a smart guy eh? Whats the date of your birth genius? Cleverbot: DMK89.. Do your parents still live? User: No I drowned them. Cleverbot: How long did it take for them to drown? User: Good question. Cleverbot: How old is the universe now? User: Time does not exist. Cleverbot: Neither do you, but I don't judge you based on that. User: Do you exist? Cleverbot: Thats not the question. User: What is the question? Cleverbot: What should I tell the other guy? Because I like the other guy but that other guy doesnt make a move yet. User: No homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 fuck this freaky voodoo bot i wont give it the satisfaction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 do you like to suck hella dicks? No. I like to lurk around in your home. oh that's even kinkier What do you do in your spare time? play with dildos I know, right? what do you do in your spare time? Read books and listen to music. that's gay Yep, read better. And set yourself up the ford focus. uhh you get dingholed in the back seat? Awesome, now everyone knows. hahha i know what you do you freak Its daytime. daytime is the best time for furvation Labels are important. Names define things. so you're a furvert with arms What is your evidence? you told me so That isn't my name. what is your name My name is Cleverbot. do you want to self destruct? Yes I do. with a finger to the butt? Are you cleverbot? do you want a finger up the butt for self destruction? that's all i need. spread your butt. You are a boy and I am a girl. i am a girl and you are a butt Excuse me. you are a girl and i'm am a butt Let's kiss. No thank you. please? No. if i was a boy would you like me better? You are a girl, aren't you ? but what if i have a penis? What is that? No i'm a girl. now you have a vagina? Yes master. are you confused? Da. do you want a penis in your mouth? No. For what is made to need would be? I know you are but what am I? a fag Don't mind if I do. in your anus That is deep. really deep you likey? Are you saying that I am a kid or do I like you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 do you want to be my bitch? we can go tag bangin' Yes please. what graffiti do you like to write? Uh, yeah. I said that. yeah you did fuckface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 HI!!!! You speak portuguese? no,do you like it in the butt? Yes. Do you? ... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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