Doctor Beans Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 wouldnt have waisted money on i was reading that thread on people that should go bankrupt an how someone waisted $8.50 to see another teen movie an i realized , hey! theres alot of movies i went to see just to find out in the first 10 min. it just sucked an i wanna leave but for some reason i stay to watch the whole movie just cause im a idiot , but here are some movies i thought that sucked to pay to go see 1. mortal kombat 2 -cheesiest fight sceens an crapy fx 2. cliford - i hate martan short 3. bicentenial man - it was 3 hours an just stupid 4. scary movie -was like a bad porno 5. He-Man 6. space invaders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 freddy got fingered austin powers blair witch project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 Lost in space Blairwitch project dancer in the dark the beach and many many many more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 what was so bad about blair witch project? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 Originally posted by krs702 what was so bad about blair witch project? what was good about it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 Blairwitch was a fraud, thats what was so bad about it. If it was presented like a z class stupid thriller that it was i may even liked it more. But the whole promotion and the film itself was a fraud. I only liked that low view with the flashlight. Plus, it wasnt even scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 blair witch was re-tar-Ted koppel. especially the very ending. i laughed. actually i laughed throughout. i feel sorry for anyone that spent bucks to go see Titanic at the theatres too... armageddon really fuckin' sucked a teat. the only reason i sat through that piece of shit is becuz i was partly fascinated by how people could whimper at such mindless fluff.....plus i agreed to go cuz my boy wanted to see it again and offered to pay for me. that movie is on par with a pube on a toilet seat. another movie he dragged me to was Godzilla with matt broderick. i walked out of that one at least halfway through. other than that i really haven't seen to many flix in the last few years.....i remember when existenz came out... me and my planting crew went..they laughed and dissed it all night long while i laughed at them unable to grasp cronenbergs maestroness*http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon7.gif'> suckerz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 bliar witch....this movie sucked beyond all comparison....just plain sucked....half the audience was groaning and saying it sucked...i wanted to leave....pure crap Exit wounds- also pure crappola....even the prescence of the amazing hot eve mendex couldnt help...there was about 70 twists....bad guy turns out to be good cop, but thengood cop turns bad, everyone turns out bad, but bad guys who fight good guys become good guys at teh end....and steven seagul pops up in every scene, he manages to find everyone in the city and follow them and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 anything that had 2pac in it. he was a worse actor than he was a rapper. and he was a shitty rapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 Cronenberg is the man, BROWNer i need a flick from a movie, do you thing you can help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 blair witch project driven (the movie we wanted to see was sold out) austin powers 2 the one mission impossible 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 wild wild west the majestic (not my idea to see it in the first place) mulholland drive, BECAUSE I JUST DIDN'T GET IT! and neither did he kid who saw it with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 one of my friends described Blair Witch as "a $10 2-hour run through the woods" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 ha ha wild wild west why in fucks name did you go and see that????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sear Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 Originally posted by BROWNer that movie is on par with a pube on a toilet seat. haahahaha, oh shit that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 tesserock, maybe....let me know. and let me say that mission impossible 2 was fuckin' great. not in a serious critical way, but the over the top hilarity of that movie, coupled with the self professed 'laser head' made up for its complete lack of integrity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 Planet of the Apes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 Brown, i'm searching for some flicks of those weird medical tools that appear in one of cronenbergs films (cant recall the title) you know the one with the twins. I think that the titles of the film where shots of these tools, any screen shots would be great. And to add on existenz, 1st, she's hot and second that bone assembled gun is one of the most brilliant ideas/comments on film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 my list would be too long. ive maybe enjoyed 3 movies in the lasy 5 years at the theatre. and ive seen alot of movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 ...and jude law is in it. ...those flix/tools would make a nice thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 ok, deal. I've been planning to make a thread about genetics and art after your reply at accidents, those tools fit there perfectly. If you're on, lets start a search thing goin on. Get on aim if you want to design the whole thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 tesser, i'm all for it, but i'm just about out the door here..... so......go for it, if i get back and you've got something, maybe i'll find something worthy.....:) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 uhhhhhhhhh....all of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 Joe somebody, what a low budget peice of crap with big name actors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 Originally posted by BROWNer another movie he dragged me to was Godzilla with matt broderick. i walked out of that one at least halfway through. *http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon7.gif'> suckerz. dude...even though that movie sucked it still makes me a littl teary eyed when I see it because I lost my virginity to that flick while watching it in a theatre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Obsessed Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 next friday. what a waste of film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ?!?! Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 next friday was funny shit. the movie itself sucked, but the little things that were funny were super fucking funny, funny enought to watch it over and over. things such as -"my white slave" -"im a bitchass african" -the 3 vatos...oh man like 20 great scenes with them -the part where hes talking about that fat bitch and snacks -most of the stuff the cousin said,the one who lived in the house not ice cube. such as "She sprayed the pimp" oh that movie is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Beans Posted January 3, 2002 Author Share Posted January 3, 2002 man that movie driven did suck i orderd that crap by mistake thinking it was some drug movie , then im sitting there all set to watch it an i see salvester stalon in big white letters goin across the screen an im hearing some cheesy music that all teen type movies got , and another movie i just cant stand an that i was somehow duped into seeing it 3 times in the movies was the Haunting that movie sucked so bad, really any movie with that guy with the crooked nose in it sucks like the one where he was in that fake western with chakie chan ::vomit:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 Originally posted by skinny geek man that movie driven did suck i orderd that crap by mistake thinking it was some drug movie , then im sitting there all set to watch it an i see salvester stalon in big white letters goin across the screen an im hearing some cheesy music that all teen type movies got , and another movie i just cant stand an that i was somehow duped into seeing it 3 times in the movies was the Haunting that movie sucked so bad, really any movie with that guy with the crooked nose in it sucks like the one where he was in that fake western with chakie chan ::vomit:: that 'guy with the crooked nose' is owen wilson.. i didn't like him in The Haunting, but he was fucking funny in Zoolander. i can't wait to see The Royal Tenenbaums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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