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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

THE REASON I REFUSE TO HATE IS BECAUSE ALL YOU HOMO'D OUT WANNA-BE HIP-HOP PURIST UNDERGROUND GEEKS WEREN'T EVEN AROUND WHEN THE SHIT WAS POPPING OFF FOR REAL, AND COULDN'T EVEN HANG ANYWAY... ALL YOU DO IS IDEALIZE AN ERA THAT YOU HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH... AND THAT IS TOO FUCKING CORNY FOR WORDS...

 

i cant stand the guy im absolutly going to have to agree with that.....

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Guest --zeSto--

^ indeed!

 

IF YOU EVEN THINK YOUR ZIT-POPPING ECKO UNLIMITED BEAT SHELLTOE ASS IS REALER THAN NELLY OR ANYONE ELSE YOU SHOULD STRANGLE YOURSELF WITH YOUR BOOTLEG COBY WALKMAN CORD...

 

that part's funny too!

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Originally posted by neversaydie

why isn't eminem on the list?

 

shut the fuck up you dumbass he isnt a little sell out faggot who dick rides what the snarling public wants...

 

l0rd Ka0s

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the only guy i truly hate is nelly.i hate puff to but he aint really around no more.

 

nelly sounds like a little bitch. he got his ass kicked like a year ago and hes still wearing that stupid band-aid. he cant rap and he isnt funny.

 

ludicrous on other hand is funny as hell. he still cant rap but his music better and he doesnt sound like the new james brown. and hes funny.

 

mase get credit cuz he was way better than puffy and probably had more to do with the music and puff always took the spot lite.

 

dmx is dope.

 

puff should be shot 100x as much as BIG rip

 

fabolous needs to be shot as well as ja rule for stealing dead peoples music.

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kill em all unless they actually got somthing real to sing

 

all rappers sing about is guns weed bitches an 40s coronas an gay shyt like that, that shyt got old when beatjunkies was good every song now is the same as the next but with a different beat while yall keep hearing the same shyt over an over again its basically brain washing even the most subrban kid into thinking hes ghetto an whatever

 

theres good rap out there its just that u never heard it

becuz if u did youd say aww thats gay there not singin about pussy an afros it aint good

and while im at it fuck all them alteritive songs an fuck all them boy bands an fuck all them girl singer people

 

 

bring on the metal

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Guest Canadiano
Originally posted by Joker

And on a completely unrelated note...

 

I saw this show on MTV the other day called Cribs. (Pardon me if it's an old show and has been around for a while... I'm not hip) Can someone who is into rap or Hip-Hop explain to me why these artists buy the cheapest and cheasiest home furnishings. Fuckin' Christ!! They have money to burn and they're buying crap to sleep on and crap to watch the game on and crap to play their Playstation on. I think when rappers or Hip-Hop artists make it big and get a bodyguard, manager and an accountant, they should also have to get a interior designer. It should be manditory. It should be in their record contract. And if not... MTV shouldn't feature their homes. It's only making them look worse. Or for you rapper / Hip-Hop fans... it's only making them look worser.

 

And Bentley's... c'mon. I'd buy a broke ass Ford Escort before I threw away my money on a pile of crap like that. There's a reason you don't see those cars on the road very often... and it's not because they're overpriced. And does every car they own have to have 20" rims?

 

Of course there's the other hand. A redneck racecar driver who had a Bud light neon light hanging in his house. This was a grown man. Not a college bum, but a grown man. I believe he even had a stirpper pole in his basement party room. Neat.

 

And there was the girl from that witch show. Stuffed animals and pictures of herself hanging on her walls. Hunh?

 

 

 

 

 

I think I need to be a home decorator to the stars... I'm convinced they need my help.

 

all your friends are white. do you cross the street when you see a 16 year old black kid in a doorag? and that racecar driver one was amazing! it was Earnhardt Jr. his basement was designed by a big time Atlanta club owner. He had the baddest rides, mad tributes to his deceased father (RIP The Intimidator) and even a bangin' stock car in his garage. dude was mad humble, too. I'd love to have a stripper pole in my basement. whatever, i like interior decoration too, but when you're a nazi about it, it usually means you're gay.

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haha.. rich rappers and their gawdaful homes!

 

so Vince Carter may not be a rapper, but he's not too far off.

Him and his mom go and buy this 30 foot long glass table. It's one giant slab

of glass and it costs something like 30 grand. But the thing can fit up to his

$4million penhouse. They cant even get a crane to get it in through the window.

So they have to cut it into 2 pieces! hahaha! dumb purchase Carter!

 

anyone remember my 12oz Cribs thread ?

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did you see the episode of cribs with redman? He walks up to this crappy ass condo (reminds me of the one i grew up in) and proceeds to show his shoebox for dollar bills (when you gotta run to the sto'), his pile of bottles and his little tv and pile of porn flicks. meanwhile there's this dude sleepin on the livingroom floor and he goes " thats my cousin' , dont mind him, he'll sleep through anything"

 

fuckin' comedy

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redman is the man

 

i bet hes got a house all set up somewhere else too. shoe box full of money, thats ghetto-gangsta. i wish i had enuff money to fill a shoe box.

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Re: praise jeeesus.

 

Originally posted by remio

but what about mase ...he chose the lord....thats cool isnt it...?

 

it isnt is it......

 

dammit...

 

i always bet on the lame horse.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: great stuff ive never laughed like that on this board hahahahaha

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Originally posted by whydontyudie

shut the fuck up you dumbass he isnt a little sell out faggot who dick rides what the snarling public wants...

 

l0rd Ka0s

 

then why the fuck does he always censor his lyrics when he apears on teevee? he's a fucken gay cunt, nas is wak too...fucken compromising their integrity for mainstream purposes...fuck these pop rappers, hip hop does matter to me...

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Originally posted by BeaztieGirl

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I personally would love to stab anyone from the ja rule team OR the dmx team...........I saw this shit on showtime a movie from there concert all this backstage shit and they are the most ignorant fuckers. I'm lobbying for an anti-ebonics program in our schools.....I mean slang is one thing but COME THE FUCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

AND ON THE TITTIE TIP: IS there such a thing as class anymore?

Granted boobs are nice I have a fabulous pair myself> but don't you think they take the word tramp to another level.

 

 

POST THEM !!!!!

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Originally posted by AreYOUmyDad?

all rappers sing about is guns weed bitches an 40s coronas an gay shyt like that, that shyt got old when beatjunkies was good every song now is the same as the next but with a different beat while yall keep hearing the same shyt over an over again its basically brain washing even the most subrban kid into thinking hes ghetto an whatever

Bring on the metal!

I listen to rap so I am brainwashed. And is it cool to spell shit,"shyt"?

Damn, I must not be on the new slang tip, although I try to be ghetto. But I guess it must be a metal thing to spell words wrong?

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