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i spotted Hydroxicut (sp) in my current girl's bag. Is this bad? she's a thick girl, but could MAYBE stand to lose minimal weight.

 

Also, I haven't showcased her yet to my friends. Do I have to do this on NYE? My good buddy is having people over for that night, and I might go, but I kinda wanna stay in that night.

 

This all sounds stupid but we're practically bf and gf now, and I get really weirded when this happens.

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Also, I haven't showcased her yet to my friends. Do I have to do this on NYE? My good buddy is having people over for that night, and I might go, but I kinda wanna stay in that night.

 

Don't forget to bring a small pedestal and a very bright spotlight to bring out any aesthetic shortcomings.

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i spotted Hydroxicut (sp) in my current girl's bag. Is this bad?

 

It could have been Valtrex or something like Thorazine, Geodon, Risperdol or Lithium. Could be worse... Could be way worse. You could have discovered a boxcutter and a how to guide for gutting your new man like a fish

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i spotted Hydroxicut (sp) in my current girl's bag. Is this bad? she's a thick girl, but could MAYBE stand to lose minimal weight.

 

Also, I haven't showcased her yet to my friends. Do I have to do this on NYE? My good buddy is having people over for that night, and I might go, but I kinda wanna stay in that night.

 

This all sounds stupid but we're practically bf and gf now, and I get really weirded when this happens.

 

 

 

 

 

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weight loss pills only help you pee out extra water weight. shit dont do anything but get you hella hyper and it ruins your body....i say make her throw it out.

 

plant based diet + exercise is the best way to loose weight... and i think everyone knows that, they're just lazy and wanna eat whatever they want.

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theres a fairly high amount of turnover in young good looking student girls where i work, problem is im their boss.

not quite the best of looks...

 

dont get me wrong, ive been there and done that (geddit?) and it doesnt really work.

im more about looking for the wifey material, and as mentioned you dont find wifey status in bars - and im the manager of one!

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theres a fairly high amount of turnover in young good looking student girls where i work, problem is im their boss.

not quite the best of looks...

 

dont get me wrong, ive been there and done that (geddit?) and it doesnt really work.

im more about looking for the wifey material, and as mentioned you dont find wifey status in bars - and im the manager of one!

 

 

 

hang out with them and meet their friends.

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my advice:

 

with women, men will always be wrong. don't bother to open your mouth. it's pointless.

 

unless you want to be her bitch. grow a backbone. if you sit around taking shit from anyone your going to be treated like shit in return. yeah its true what they say about picking your battles. but dont sit around with your mouth shut while your girl or anyone for that matter talks down to you when you know youve done nothing wrong.

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Daddy

by: Sylvia Plath

 

You do not do, you do not do

Any more, black shoe

In which I have lived like a foot

For thirty years, poor and white,

Barely daring to breathe or Achoo.

 

Daddy, I have had to kill you.

You died before I had time--

Marble-heavy, a bag full of God,

Ghastly statue with one gray toe

Big as a Frisco seal

 

And a head in the freakish Atlantic

Where it pours bean green over blue

In the waters off beautiful Nauset.

I used to pray to recover you.

Ach, du.

 

In the German tongue, in the Polish town

Scraped flat by the roller

Of wars, wars, wars.

But the name of the town is common.

My Polack friend

 

Says there are a dozen or two.

So I never could tell where you

Put your foot, your root,

I never could talk to you.

The tongue stuck in my jaw.

 

It stuck in a barb wire snare.

Ich, ich, ich, ich,

I could hardly speak.

I thought every German was you.

And the language obscene

 

An engine, an engine

Chuffing me off like a Jew.

A Jew to Dachau, Auschwitz, Belsen.

I began to talk like a Jew.

I think I may well be a Jew.

 

The snows of the Tyrol, the clear beer of Vienna

Are not very pure or true.

With my gipsy ancestress and my weird luck

And my Taroc pack and my Taroc pack

I may be a bit of a Jew.

 

I have always been scared of you,

With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo.

And your neat mustache

And your Aryan eye, bright blue.

Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You--

 

Not God but a swastika

So black no sky could squeak through.

Every woman adores a Fascist,

The boot in the face, the brute

Brute heart of a brute like you.

 

You stand at the blackboard, daddy,

In the picture I have of you,

A cleft in your chin instead of your foot

But no less a devil for that, no not

Any less the black man who

 

Bit my pretty red heart in two.

I was ten when they buried you.

At twenty I tried to die

And get back, back, back to you.

I thought even the bones would do.

 

But they pulled me out of the sack,

And they stuck me together with glue.

And then I knew what to do.

I made a model of you,

A man in black with a Meinkampf look

 

And a love of the rack and the screw.

And I said I do, I do.

So daddy, I'm finally through.

The black telephone's off at the root,

The voices just can't worm through.

 

If I've killed one man, I've killed two--

The vampire who said he was you

And drank my blood for a year,

Seven years, if you want to know.

Daddy, you can lie back now.

 

There's a stake in your fat black heart

And the villagers never liked you.

They are dancing and stamping on you.

They always knew it was you.

Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I'm through.

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