Weapon X Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 i spotted Hydroxicut (sp) in my current girl's bag. Is this bad? she's a thick girl, but could MAYBE stand to lose minimal weight. Also, I haven't showcased her yet to my friends. Do I have to do this on NYE? My good buddy is having people over for that night, and I might go, but I kinda wanna stay in that night. This all sounds stupid but we're practically bf and gf now, and I get really weirded when this happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 didnt hydroxycut get recalled? Maybe do her a favor and throw that shit out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Also, I haven't showcased her yet to my friends. Do I have to do this on NYE? My good buddy is having people over for that night, and I might go, but I kinda wanna stay in that night. Don't forget to bring a small pedestal and a very bright spotlight to bring out any aesthetic shortcomings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 'introduced' is more like it, i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaintshit Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 she probably really wants to meet your friends.. so yeah, an invite would be nice of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 i spotted Hydroxicut (sp) in my current girl's bag. Is this bad? It could have been Valtrex or something like Thorazine, Geodon, Risperdol or Lithium. Could be worse... Could be way worse. You could have discovered a boxcutter and a how to guide for gutting your new man like a fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 i spotted Hydroxicut (sp) in my current girl's bag. Is this bad? she's a thick girl, but could MAYBE stand to lose minimal weight. Also, I haven't showcased her yet to my friends. Do I have to do this on NYE? My good buddy is having people over for that night, and I might go, but I kinda wanna stay in that night. This all sounds stupid but we're practically bf and gf now, and I get really weirded when this happens. weight loss pills only help you pee out extra water weight. shit dont do anything but get you hella hyper and it ruins your body....i say make her throw it out. plant based diet + exercise is the best way to loose weight... and i think everyone knows that, they're just lazy and wanna eat whatever they want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 how the fuck do you wimminz, expect us to read your minds? shit is soo fucking annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 i wish dude wouldn't read my mind!!! he's usually not right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 oh, and weapons, take the lady if she's in fact your girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Feminists should all be raped and killed. Every last fucking one of them Second piece of advice out of 30+ replies I will cosign and say I'm glad I read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 how the fuck do you wimminz, expect us to read your minds? shit is soo fucking annoying. sorry!!! we dont mean it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 this shit is too easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 im to busy working to meet wimminz... ...any advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 meat girls at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaintshit Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 yes. meat them. as in.. pork them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 theres a fairly high amount of turnover in young good looking student girls where i work, problem is im their boss. not quite the best of looks... dont get me wrong, ive been there and done that (geddit?) and it doesnt really work. im more about looking for the wifey material, and as mentioned you dont find wifey status in bars - and im the manager of one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 theres a fairly high amount of turnover in young good looking student girls where i work, problem is im their boss. not quite the best of looks... dont get me wrong, ive been there and done that (geddit?) and it doesnt really work. im more about looking for the wifey material, and as mentioned you dont find wifey status in bars - and im the manager of one! hang out with them and meet their friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 fucking co-workers is mos def a bad situation, especially when youre the boss. i've done it and don't recommend it. my boy does that shit at his restaurant and consistently doesnt have any problems. comme ci, comme ca. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 how the fuck do you wimminz, expect us to read your minds? shit is soo fucking annoying. daddy issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 thats a cop out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 my advice: with women, men will always be wrong. don't bother to open your mouth. it's pointless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I think some people on here have mommy issues judging by a few of these posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 second that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 daddy issues what is exactly is that what does that mean??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Who knows. Women who expect men to read their minds are poor communicators... maybe it means that whatever daddy issues there were, these girls didn't learn how to communicate with men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaintshit Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 daddy issues = no love from dad, throw yourself at any dude to try and get love from him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 my advice: with women, men will always be wrong. don't bother to open your mouth. it's pointless. unless you want to be her bitch. grow a backbone. if you sit around taking shit from anyone your going to be treated like shit in return. yeah its true what they say about picking your battles. but dont sit around with your mouth shut while your girl or anyone for that matter talks down to you when you know youve done nothing wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Daddy by: Sylvia Plath You do not do, you do not do Any more, black shoe In which I have lived like a foot For thirty years, poor and white, Barely daring to breathe or Achoo. Daddy, I have had to kill you. You died before I had time-- Marble-heavy, a bag full of God, Ghastly statue with one gray toe Big as a Frisco seal And a head in the freakish Atlantic Where it pours bean green over blue In the waters off beautiful Nauset. I used to pray to recover you. Ach, du. In the German tongue, in the Polish town Scraped flat by the roller Of wars, wars, wars. But the name of the town is common. My Polack friend Says there are a dozen or two. So I never could tell where you Put your foot, your root, I never could talk to you. The tongue stuck in my jaw. It stuck in a barb wire snare. Ich, ich, ich, ich, I could hardly speak. I thought every German was you. And the language obscene An engine, an engine Chuffing me off like a Jew. A Jew to Dachau, Auschwitz, Belsen. I began to talk like a Jew. I think I may well be a Jew. The snows of the Tyrol, the clear beer of Vienna Are not very pure or true. With my gipsy ancestress and my weird luck And my Taroc pack and my Taroc pack I may be a bit of a Jew. I have always been scared of you, With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo. And your neat mustache And your Aryan eye, bright blue. Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You-- Not God but a swastika So black no sky could squeak through. Every woman adores a Fascist, The boot in the face, the brute Brute heart of a brute like you. You stand at the blackboard, daddy, In the picture I have of you, A cleft in your chin instead of your foot But no less a devil for that, no not Any less the black man who Bit my pretty red heart in two. I was ten when they buried you. At twenty I tried to die And get back, back, back to you. I thought even the bones would do. But they pulled me out of the sack, And they stuck me together with glue. And then I knew what to do. I made a model of you, A man in black with a Meinkampf look And a love of the rack and the screw. And I said I do, I do. So daddy, I'm finally through. The black telephone's off at the root, The voices just can't worm through. If I've killed one man, I've killed two-- The vampire who said he was you And drank my blood for a year, Seven years, if you want to know. Daddy, you can lie back now. There's a stake in your fat black heart And the villagers never liked you. They are dancing and stamping on you. They always knew it was you. Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I'm through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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