The Flowsmith Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 nudes or gtfo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 girls also have mommy issues, I learned this from watching the Gossip Girl holiday special hey straight women did you really like He's just not that into you ? ...i guess neither is advice or advice asking questions oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh7azgyhaYY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 More white bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Theo, when was the last time you said something other then a youtube link or a picture? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 haha, canipillar sandwich weird how food has to look like a giant bug for some kids to want to consume... i googled "punch feminists" & nothing really funny came up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I'm not going to take heed to whatever it was you said. What was it, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 My ex, with whom I've had a friendship for some time until recently, tried the online matchmaking thing and even that didn't work for her. Must be hard to be desperate enough to try that and not find a mate. Could be due to the fact that she's a raging cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I'm not going to take heed to whatever it was you said. What was it, anyway? it was nothing she knows im joshin i think whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 If you need advice about your "other" you're probably already screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 my roommate had 5 lesions/karbunkles/gaping wounds around her vagina. she had to be hospitalized. it was an ingrown hair that got infected. she put hydrogen peroxide on it and it tore of several layers of her skin. it looked like a huge std, but it really wasn't. . am i the only one who noticed this? your roommate poured BLEACH on her OWN nether regions? that sounds like a bid to be mentally hospitalised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Girls all have daddy issues. I could write a book on this... Really then answer me this, Freudians are: a. profiteers b. closet gays c. the last people anyone should listen to d. all of the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 - D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 3. if youre on a first date and the girl brings up: her dad, horses, ex boyfriends, or how fat she is more than twice....it's a red flag. 5. online dating sites = ugly/crazy girls . THIS and also how do i find a girl who isnt fucking crazy or anorexic/bulimic but is still really hot? because ive had a track record for dating some pretty hot girls (at least to my standard) but all those chicks had some fucking problem either with body issues or daddy issues. also i need to know how to do this with these circumstances kept in mind: 1.no car (for now) 2.i work 6 days a week, sometimes seven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 dear girls, why are you liars? and sluts? All of you. I just don't get it. And why do you always say my D hurts your mouth? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Bitches don't like it when your scabby Johnson cuts their mouth up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 girls are easier to get in bed when their unconscious... fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 THIS and also how do i find a girl who isnt fucking crazy or anorexic/bulimic but is still really hot? because ive had a track record for dating some pretty hot girls (at least to my standard) but all those chicks had some fucking problem either with body issues or daddy issues. also i need to know how to do this with these circumstances kept in mind: 1.no car (for now) 2.i work 6 days a week, sometimes seven. dont try to date girls you meet in places like bars or parties. at best theyre one nighters at worst they evolve into a stressful personal problem. my dumbass little sister keeps dating guys she meets at her bar who turn out to be fucking losers. my brother married a girl he met in a bar and she's batshit as fuck.i dont know where else to meet broads but sounds like a yp not an mp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarules Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 am i the only one who noticed this? your roommate poured BLEACH on her OWN nether regions? that sounds like a bid to be mentally hospitalised. HYDROGEN PEROXIDE TAINT BLEACH.........PS BUMP FER SCABBY VAGINAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 USING BIG YELLOW LETTERS DOESNT MAKE YOU COOLER PRICK. Nega props shall commence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 If I have an acorn dick, you'll still suck it, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 "Bump" for scabby vaginas...how oddly fitting. Anyway, I'll pass. More for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 wasn't there an ask a woman thread already? zebra drips and lady napua and whatnot answering crazy questions from twinky?? did that die in the crash? also, a girl bringing up dad on the first date means you're getting laid that night. true, but don't give her your real phone number..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 if they complain about everything and they dont get what they want, it's probably over real soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 BABY YOU GOT A STEW GOING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 i can't relate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 THIS and also how do i find a girl who isnt fucking crazy or anorexic/bulimic but is still really hot? because ive had a track record for dating some pretty hot girls (at least to my standard) but all those chicks had some fucking problem either with body issues or daddy issues. also i need to know how to do this with these circumstances kept in mind: 1.no car (for now) 2.i work 6 days a week, sometimes seven. 1. no big deal most of the time (depending on where you live). Cars really shouldnt matter on how much a girl likes you/dislikes you. if she does, she might be kinda shallow. ive dated guys who have cars and who dont. it can be annoying when theyre late all the time, but they should understand you are working on getting one at some point. 2. that can be rough. girls need lots of attention...just make sure you know how to text and 'be there' when you arent around...like leaving cute little presents or cards or something like that if you arent around a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 dear girls, why are you liars? and sluts? All of you. I just don't get it. And why do you always say my D hurts your mouth? girls lie to get stuff or to make themselves look better. sometimes girls get nervous and tell stupid lies thinking it will make them look better than other females, but usually it just backfires. i hate lying and once someone lies to me, my faith in them dies a little bit. if you find she lies a lot about little things, she probably has one big lie hiding around the corner. guys can be just as slutty as girls.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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