dowmagik Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 is this the shit they sell at porno shops that my mom once told me was just video head cleaner? **edit: they sell it as an "aphrodisiac" you put it on a rag and huff it. its actually pretty awesome. getting your dick sucked while you huff rush is whats up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Jenkem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 thanks for your good advice casek I might try getting my son babysat and see if we can talk about it then - like I said sometimes it is nothing other times it gets on my nerves so much I have almost broke up again over it. Shouldn't really have brought up something serious in Ch0 dunno what I was thinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Jenkem Jessica Alba Jenkem. Sounds marketable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 wow, you guys have lady troubles? astonishing...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 post your tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 You like opiates, which I would say are the stupidest drugs around. I've noticed everytime I have a drug opinion you feel the need to refute it...opinions are like assholes there guy rush really isn't a great drug and it's also used almost exclusively by homosexuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 wow, you guys have lady troubles? astonishing...... I'm good to go, it's these guys that are messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 You like opiates, which I would say are the stupidest drugs around. Must be my metabolism. The one time I took "ecstasy" and really felt it- to the point where I was so totally fucked up it scared me for a while- turned out to be mostly heroin and speed...which I did on numerous occasions afterward, but it's never even come close to that rush. Another time I took "pure MDMA" and all it did was make me edgy and pissed off. Every other time, nada. Back on subject...drunk girl on cocaine=I leave the party. NOTHING is as annoying as a coked up hammered chick I've never met telling me how I'm her best friend for fifteen minutes. Really? You don't say. Well, I think I have plenty of friends and you're a trainwreck, so good night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I had lady troubles, then I got a divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 rush really isn't a great drug and it's also used almost exclusively by homosexuals. and i stress "almost" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 rush really isn't a great drug and it's also used almost exclusively by homosexuals. I don't know what rush is, I was talking about MDMA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Must be my metabolism. The one time I took "ecstasy" and really felt it- to the point where I was so totally fucked up it scared me for a while- turned out to be mostly heroin and speed...which I did on numerous occasions afterward, but it's never even come close to that rush. Another time I took "pure MDMA" and all it did was make me edgy and pissed off. Every other time, nada. I've taken alot of shitty rolls, but I've also had some insane ones, and those are like nothing other. I took one the other day that made me roll for 13 hours straight, with a lingering body high for 4 more...that was a little bit too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 make her a batch of your own personal jenkem+fried chicken= analprofit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I BEEN SICK OF THIS PLAYING GAMES WITH THIS BROAD I LOVE. SHE LOVES ME BUT WERE BOTH LEAD SINGERS, AND OUR BAND DONT WORK THAT WAY. SO I CALLED IT QUITS. BUT SHES ON MY MIND, A LOT... AND IM ON HERS TOO, WE HAVENT REALLY TALKED BUT SHE THROW SUBLIMINALS ON FACEBOOK OR I HEAR IT BACK TO ME THROUGH MUTUAL FRIENDS. THE STORY IS INFINITELY TO COMPLICATED FOR ME TO TYPE OUT ESPECIALLY TO TL;DR 12OZ. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS SHIT, ITS REALLY TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH BUT ITS A LOT TO LOSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 i dont understand THIS... so lemme see if i have this right.. you like her..she likes you you cant stop thinking of her..she cant stop thinking of you... you love her..she loves you wtf is the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 ^ It's not always that easy. Me and my ex are both madly in love with and still miss eachother, but sometimes two people just don't work anymore. She made that decision, and now I'm living with it I haven't talked to her in 8 days, which is the longest we've gone without speaking since I met her. We haven't seen eachother in weeks. We haven't had sex in over 2 months. I'm thinking this time we're really broken up and there won't be any more getting back together. It really sucks, but I think I've accepted it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 SHES CRAZY AND A DRUNK AND I TALK TO A LOT OF GIRLS CAUSE IM A FLIRT AND DO TOO MANY DRUGS... WERE BOTH LEAD SINGER TYPES AND ITS REALLY STRESSFUL AND THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A YEAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 its clear you two are NOT eachother's priorities. if you were...all that other shit wouldn't even matter. passionate realtionship..probably. love..doesnt sound like it. move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 S'WHAT IM TRYIN TO DO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 i guess we're all gluttens for punishment...and each of us have a tolerence level. once you reach yours you will no longer need to try..it'll just happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 iguess i just cant comprehend this 'game" people play. what happened to being honest..i mean really. idk.. dont listen to me..im single..been single..plan on staying that way until its right, i suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 OR ILL EMINEM THAT BIIIIIIIITCH... I SHOULD JUST STOP PRETENDING LIKE IM GONNA BE ABLE TO SUSTAIN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP.... SORRY FOR MAKIN ALL YALL SENSITIVE NIGGAS IN HERE LOOK BAD HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 You kno. Someday when if and when i make acceptable money i will just pay escorts. Think what you want. I dont like drama. Ive had several girlfriends. Years and years of it and im happier single... I like to be by myself and what is it they say? You pay them to leave? So when i'm mid fourties and in my fifties thats my game plan. I probably wont be able to pick up 20 somethings at the bar. I wouldnt want to be the old dude with the young girlfriend. I wont want a 40-50 year old wife. I dont especially want kids. I dont want to share my life i dont want to support anybody. It is what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 im presently single. I dont have female problems I dont need womanly advice Im blessed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 i dont understand THIS... so lemme see if i have this right.. you like her..she likes you you cant stop thinking of her..she cant stop thinking of you... you love her..she loves you wtf is the problem? shes a whore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 i'm having trouble resisting this massive pile of cupcakes sitting in front of me. stupid girl - always making delicious baked goods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 im presently single. I dont have female problems I dont need womanly advice Im blessed do you ever get lonely? do you ever wanna have sexual relations? if so, what do you do and if the answer is 'hook up with someone', do you ever get problems from them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I've never understood how people get problems from a random hookup, unless it involves them telling your signifigant other. The only time I've ever worried about not pissing a random off was if I was cheating, cuz otherwise I have no problem busting a nut and then immediately telling the girl to get out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 SHIT TALKIN ASS 50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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