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How do you feel about peeing in the shower?

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i had to pee in the shower today. they turned off my water while i was out.. it was actually quite liberating, but now i have to shit and i dont know what to do. at first i was like im just gonna go to my neighbors but i dont know them and i think it would be pretty akward if i just came over and was like "hey,i know you dont know me and all but is it cool if i drop a duece in your bathroom and use up all your toilet paper?(i do this alot).so now im weighing my options of either shitting in a walmart bag or going on the kitchen floor and just letting my mother deal with it.

 

 

 

i have no clue what to do..

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true story..

many years ago, i was showering up before my girl cause we were about to go on a nice dinner date with some friends. this was one of those stand up glass enclosed showers, but abnormally small. i decided that making peepee in there was a good idea, but due to the size i was a little uncomfortable with my feet soaking in urine. a problem easily solved. i grabbed the bar of soap and proceeded to rub it against my right foot sole, balancing solo on the other. well the greasyness from the soap must have got under my support foot and i slip... HARD. i cracked the side of my head on the soap dish and briefly lost consciousness before my girl busts in the bathroom to find me uncomfortably folded up in this 3X3 box called a shower, heavily bleeding. stitches, the whole nine yards.

 

since this day, although i have, im extremely weary of urinating in showers unless in crouching position or shitfaced drunk, the condition that i somehow never seem to get seriously hurt in.

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i aim right in the whole if not its an epic fail on my part cuz the piss dont go right down.. im at a 75% chance that ill hit da hole recently..

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im a girl and i piss in the shower everytime. nothing like it in the world.

 

 

We need to talk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A GIRL WTF?

 

yo you think my girl would be mad if i peed on her?

nah right? the showers on, it cancels it out right?

 

i wish i could pee with a full on hard-on

 

 

Just practice, you can do it eventually. I know I could.

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pee/brush teeth in the shower every morning

 

THIS. but this isa stupid fuckin thread

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hell, i'm trying to install a garbage disposal so i can take a shit in there too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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anyone bring their laptop in the bathroom when they poop?

 

Yes.

 

Although the iTouch changed the game entirely.

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