DA KID MERO Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 VICTORY-LIGHT.BLOGSPOT.COM THERES OTHER CONTRIBUTORS TO THE SHIT BUT IM GOIN IN. HOLLA, AND IM DOIN A QUESTION & ANSWER SHIT EMAIL AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM WITH ANY QUESTION ABOUT ANYTHING B, IT'LL BE ANONYMOUS SO DONT WORRY ABOUT ASKIN ME WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IF YOUR CAUGHT YOUR GRANDMA BLOWING YOUR LITTLE BROTHER, I WONT SNITCH ON YOU. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 "FUCK OUT MY FACE B, AND FUCK THE MEXICAN NIGGA YOU GOT THROWING FLYERS IN MY FACE LIKE NINJA STARS... ...YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME HOT BITCH HANDING OUT FLYERS AS OPPOSED TO A MIDGET LANDSCAPER. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 YA DIG? HIT MY SHIT UP!! AND EMAIL ME QUESTIONS!! EVEN IF ITS A FRIENDS QUESTION!! OR A FRIEND OF A FRIEND!! OR YOUR EXWIFE COUSIN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Hahahahaha... bookmarked. UFC FOR REASONS UKNOWN IS MAD POPPIN AND NOW EVERY NIGGA IN HIS 20'S IS "TRAINING MMA BRO" AND WEARING MEDIUM TSHIRTS WITH SKULLS AND WINGS AND LIGHTING BOLTS AND SWORDS ON THEM...OK DICKHEAD GET A MOHAWK, TAPE YOUR ANKLES AND "TRAIN" SO YOU CAN FEEL LIKE A TOUGHGUY UNTIL YOU BUMP INTO SOME OUTTA SHAPE ASSHOLE WITH A BOXCUTTER IN HIS POCKET. The internet just got good again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 After you said you wanted to write some shit i was gonna suggest starting a blog. Podcast may be good too. Reason i say this is you say funny shit. You can get lots of paid from making people laugh. I don't doubt you can hook up the material. If you have the voice for it and the delivery who knows who could hear it and maybe give you an opportunity. I don't know a whole lot about this shit but what i do know is why do it free if you could get paid Heres a link. http://davidcrow.ca/article/730/how-to-make-money-podcasting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 lets see what this is bout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 tiger tiger woods y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 beatles post is what's up. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Why do fully grown Puerto Rican men still love Santa Claus so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I sent you a question that was kind a weak. I thought of a better subject, how to tell the difference between when women are crazy like they all are and when they are really actually crazy and dangerous. I do not know if you have any experience with mentally ill people but it seams like the sort of subject that provides both the opportunity to be funny and drop some real knowledge and advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 worthwhile shits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Follow up question : Why do Puerto Ricans in Puerto Rico speak better english than Puerto Ricans in New York? ***I know you're dominican, just thought you could shed some light on the subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 This is fucking awesome. Best thing to hit 12oz since kettiekat unzipped her pants and showed the oontz her meatflaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 OH SHIT! the dmx look alike hahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Why do Puerto Ricans always drive with their Brights/High Beams on in a city where there are so many street lights that you don't really even need to use your headlights at all? That's like asking why Fat Joe is fat. He's just fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cart_Monkey Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 "IF I HAD .25% OF THE DOUGH YOU HAVE ID BE LIKE 'YO BITCH COME TO MY CRIB AND SUCK MY DICK AND THEN WE'LL TAKE AMBIEN AND SMOKE BLUNTS ON MY YACHT WHILE I SMACK MY WIFE'" this had me fucking rolling at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CakedAndBaked Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 ''ID RATHER CATCH MY SON DOING THE SUPAMAN THAN CATCH HIM TRYING TO PUT MASCARA ON AND PRACTICING HIS "SAD FACE" IN THE MIRROR'' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 tiger woods and the beatles shit... hahahah hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Bookmarked. "WHATS MORE IMPORTANT IS THAT THE TEXTS THE NIGGA WAS SENDING MAKE HIM SOUND LIKE THE ILL HORNY 14 YEAR OLD IN A FACEBOOK CHAT. OD CORNY!!! "DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? I CAN BE YOUR BOYFRIEND" NIGGA YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR NAME IS FUCKIN MATT ZUCKERBERG, YOU'RE TIGER WOODS AND YOU'RE RICH NIGGA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!! IF I HAD .25% OF THE DOUGH YOU HAVE ID BE LIKE "YO BITCH COME TO MY CRIB AND SUCK MY DICK AND THEN WE'LL TAKE AMBIEN AND SMOKE BLUNTS ON MY YACHT WHILE I SMACK MY WIFE" YOU'RE RICH NIGGA AND THESE WAS SOME REGULAR ASS HOES!" LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I feel cheated everytime I start reading a post that isn't in caps lock. good stuff mero 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Hilarious & insightful shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 "YOUR PARTY IS A SUCCESS AND YOU BECOME A SUPERPROMOTER AND WEAR SWEATER VESTS AND BLAZERS WITH SILK SCREENED DESIGNS ON THEM AND CUT YOUR HAIR INTO A 'FAUXHAWK' AND GEL IT UP, THROW ON SOME AVIATORS AND SHRINK APROXIMATELY 17 INCHES IN HEIGHT. THEN ON YOUR WAY TO STARBUCKS TO GET A CHAI SOY LATTE I JUMP OUT A TREE AND CUT YOUR NECK OPEN WITH AN UNCLE MURDER CD." :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 This is fucking awesome. Best thing to hit 12oz since kettiekat unzipped her pants and showed the oontz her meatflaps. what? when was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 dude.....grandmas couch background. just sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 it was way back in like 2002 or something. long time ago. And Mero's blog is hilarious. Mero, just set up your own, its super easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 IMA FUCK WITH THE LAYOUT AND SHIT I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO, IMA SCHOOL MYSELF THOUGH HYDRO I HAD NO INTENTION OF STARTING A BLOG BUT ONE OF MY NIGGAS CONVINCED ME TO DO IT OVER A BLUNT. THIS SHIT IS BASICALLY MY BLOG THOUGH AS YOU CAN SEE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 it took me until "standing by the cube at astor place" for actual tears to come to my eyes. schmilarious, blast this shit and get that ad revenue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 MERO for President!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Funny shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 it took me until "standing by the cube at astor place" for actual tears to come to my eyes. schmilarious, blast this shit and get that ad revenue. RETWEET ME MAMA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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