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THERES OTHER CONTRIBUTORS TO THE SHIT BUT IM GOIN IN. HOLLA, AND IM DOIN A QUESTION & ANSWER SHIT EMAIL AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM WITH ANY QUESTION ABOUT ANYTHING B, IT'LL BE ANONYMOUS SO DONT WORRY ABOUT ASKIN ME WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IF YOUR CAUGHT YOUR GRANDMA BLOWING YOUR LITTLE BROTHER, I WONT SNITCH ON YOU.

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"FUCK OUT MY FACE B, AND FUCK THE MEXICAN NIGGA YOU GOT THROWING FLYERS IN MY FACE LIKE NINJA STARS...

 

...YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME HOT BITCH HANDING OUT FLYERS AS OPPOSED TO A MIDGET LANDSCAPER. "

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YA DIG? HIT MY SHIT UP!! AND EMAIL ME QUESTIONS!! EVEN IF ITS A FRIENDS QUESTION!! OR A FRIEND OF A FRIEND!! OR YOUR EXWIFE COUSIN!!

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Hahahahaha... bookmarked.

 

 

UFC FOR REASONS UKNOWN IS MAD POPPIN AND NOW EVERY NIGGA IN HIS 20'S IS "TRAINING MMA BRO" AND WEARING MEDIUM TSHIRTS WITH SKULLS AND WINGS AND LIGHTING BOLTS AND SWORDS ON THEM...OK DICKHEAD GET A MOHAWK, TAPE YOUR ANKLES AND "TRAIN" SO YOU CAN FEEL LIKE A TOUGHGUY UNTIL YOU BUMP INTO SOME OUTTA SHAPE ASSHOLE WITH A BOXCUTTER IN HIS POCKET.

 

 

The internet just got good again.

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After you said you wanted to write some shit i was gonna

suggest starting a blog. Podcast may be good too. Reason

i say this is you say funny shit. You can

get lots of paid from making people laugh. I don't doubt you

can hook up the material. If you have the voice for it and

the delivery who knows who could hear it and maybe give

you an opportunity. I don't know a whole

lot about this shit but what i do know is why do it free if you

could get paid

Heres a link.

http://davidcrow.ca/article/730/how-to-make-money-podcasting

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I sent you a question that was kind a weak.

 

I thought of a better subject, how to tell the difference between when women are crazy like they all are and when they are really actually crazy and dangerous. I do not know if you have any experience with mentally ill people but it seams like the sort of subject that provides both the opportunity to be funny and drop some real knowledge and advice.

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Follow up question : Why do Puerto Ricans in Puerto Rico speak better english than Puerto Ricans in New York?

 

***I know you're dominican, just thought you could shed some light on the subject.

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This is fucking awesome. Best thing to hit 12oz since kettiekat unzipped her pants and showed the oontz her meatflaps.

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Why do Puerto Ricans always drive with their Brights/High Beams on in a city where there are so many street lights that you don't really even need to use your headlights at all?

 

 

That's like asking why Fat Joe is fat. He's just fat.

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"IF I HAD .25% OF THE DOUGH YOU HAVE ID BE LIKE 'YO BITCH COME TO MY CRIB AND SUCK MY DICK AND THEN WE'LL TAKE AMBIEN AND SMOKE BLUNTS ON MY YACHT WHILE I SMACK MY WIFE'"

 

this had me fucking rolling at work.

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''ID RATHER CATCH MY SON DOING THE SUPAMAN THAN CATCH HIM TRYING TO PUT MASCARA ON AND PRACTICING HIS "SAD FACE" IN THE MIRROR''

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Bookmarked.

 

"WHATS MORE IMPORTANT IS THAT THE TEXTS THE NIGGA WAS SENDING MAKE HIM SOUND LIKE THE ILL HORNY 14 YEAR OLD IN A FACEBOOK CHAT. OD CORNY!!! "DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? I CAN BE YOUR BOYFRIEND" NIGGA YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR NAME IS FUCKIN MATT ZUCKERBERG, YOU'RE TIGER WOODS AND YOU'RE RICH NIGGA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!! IF I HAD .25% OF THE DOUGH YOU HAVE ID BE LIKE "YO BITCH COME TO MY CRIB AND SUCK MY DICK AND THEN WE'LL TAKE AMBIEN AND SMOKE BLUNTS ON MY YACHT WHILE I SMACK MY WIFE" YOU'RE RICH NIGGA AND THESE WAS SOME REGULAR ASS HOES!"

 

LOL!

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"YOUR PARTY IS A SUCCESS AND YOU BECOME A SUPERPROMOTER AND WEAR SWEATER VESTS AND BLAZERS WITH SILK SCREENED DESIGNS ON THEM AND CUT YOUR HAIR INTO A 'FAUXHAWK' AND GEL IT UP, THROW ON SOME AVIATORS AND SHRINK APROXIMATELY 17 INCHES IN HEIGHT. THEN ON YOUR WAY TO STARBUCKS TO GET A CHAI SOY LATTE I JUMP OUT A TREE AND CUT YOUR NECK OPEN WITH AN UNCLE MURDER CD."

 

:lol:

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This is fucking awesome. Best thing to hit 12oz since kettiekat unzipped her pants and showed the oontz her meatflaps.

 

what? when was this?

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just sayin

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