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PEOPLE THAT DESERVE TO GO BANKRUPT

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- No Doubt

- P!nk

- Jim Carrey (and people who find him funny)

- Any kid who goes into a record store and names outloud every record he picks up and how he has had it for 2 years just so everyone knows hes the hiphoppinest? mo fucka in town.

- this fat kid here who used to be goth then discovered emo....now he wears patchs / buttons that say, yes it is ok not to drink and "i dance in the pit" and EMo. man i didnt even know they made buttons / patches like that.

 

i want a shirt that says "this is a hardcore show leave the karate chops at home mr. miyaga"

 

who else should go bankrupt...

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Guest got tha feva

Man I'd be happy that kid went emo, nothing gets on my nerves worse than fat kids in black vinyl and fishnet shirts. Maybe if he gets some of that emotion out by pounding on his chest and riding around on a messenger bike he won't be so fat?

 

 

Pink's new song on the radio is off the hook.

 

Jim Carrey is fuckin hilarious as Ace Ventura, and was brilliant on man on the moon.

 

And No Doubt... Gwen Stephani's hot and has a good voice.. I don't know where there bands going, but at least they seem to know where they came from.

 

 

 

My bankrupt list..

 

Tony Little. This blonde beef chunk is the most annoying blob of infomercial madness i've ever seen in my life. I will not buy anything endorsed by his chubby rodent looking face.

 

Fabio. I can't believe it's not butter? I can't believe this guy can actually take himself seriously! Hi, I'm a 36 year old man who is the object of lust for old widows reading sex novels and penitrating the electric blanket.

 

Sigorney Weaver (sp)? She was gross before she got old. Now gross is almost a compliment. She's been in some good movies, but I still don't like the way she looks, talks, or acts.

 

The assholes who made the "not just another teen movie". I wasted 8.50 on that crap today, it wasn't even remotely funny. scary movie and scary movie 2 especially, they were funny. this one wasn't even remotely witty or clever... aside from some good boobs and ass shots, it was a wasted hour of work and 2 hours of my life.

 

prude

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Rosie O'Donell

Nsync

Back Street Boys

Britney (So she HAS to move in with me,no other reason)

As a matter of fact that Lou Perlman that discovered all those boy bands

John Travolta (nothing against the guy, but he makes the best movies when broke, remember Pulp Fiction?)

Kathie Lee Gifford

Carson Daly

Too tired to think of more right now

 

*Forgot about that little fucker with his late night infomercials selling us "The/His Plan" on how to get rich

*That Tony Robbins motherfucker. Unleash the giant within. Get motivated. huh?

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i got one.

 

people who had no idea knowledge whatsoever about any indie/punk/rock scenes at all until last year and now they accuse everyone of being "emo" even though they have no clue what they are talking about. this is about 90% of america. so fuck all y'all.

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jermaine dupri

 

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if anyone deserves to go bankrupt it is this ugly little fucker. perpetrator of making awful music, and signing annoying little pre-pubescent cock suckers like kris kross and lil bow wow. not only was he beaten with the ugly stick, but they dropped the ugly a-bomb on his ass. his mother must have been watching his every move so that when he slipped up, she could beat his ugly ass. no matter how much bling or bentleys this guy owns, he aint gettin NO pussy. period. honestly. so so def? so so FUGLY more like it. at no time should this man have the right to utter the word 'pimp' in any sentence when describing himself. i wish he would die a horrible horrible death.

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Originally posted by sixteenvandals

i got one.

 

people who had no idea knowledge whatsoever about any indie/punk/rock scenes at all until last year and now they accuse everyone of being "emo" even though they have no clue what they are talking about. this is about 90% of america. so fuck all y'all.

 

id like to add to that, angry little two faced jack asses that mistake the internet for the real world, get made a fool of for trying to clown people, then continue to think they can make sweeping accusations against the world and not realize their insecurity flows through the screen like warm molasses.

 

 

and i like pink.

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Originally posted by seeking innocence

 

 

and i like pink.

 

the best part of that statement.

shit has me rolling......

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Guest HESHIANDET
Originally posted by got tha feva

riding around on a messenger bike he won't be so fat?

so are you calling messengers emo?

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Originally posted by HESHIANDET

so are you calling messengers emo?

 

oh god. there is that damn prejudgement of messengers again. hesh, you are a emo rock star....;)

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what pistol said but i gotta add

 

steven seagul- worthless old overweight fart that still does all these crappy action flicks

aaron carter- i want to kill this no talent faggot...only famous cus his fat faggot older brother is

mystikal- hes shit...period...cant rap...just yells very loud

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Guest BROWNer

what?

maybe the people who buy and support this stuff, but

you know...people who are prone to a polo perogative that probably

eat perogies...

they bought into it..........don't hate the players...

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Guest ?!?!
Originally posted by sixteenvandals

i got one.

 

people who had no idea knowledge whatsoever about any indie/punk/rock scenes at all until last year and now they accuse everyone of being "emo" even though they have no clue what they are talking about. this is about 90% of america. so fuck all y'all.

 

 

dont know if that was directed towards me but...

i know about the scene and have for more then a year. i dont accuse people of being emo for no reason, when someone wears shirts that say "goth" or "goth slut" then go onto wearing shirts that say "imemo" or "emonerd" then i think i can make the judgement that they have infact went fromgoth to emo, maybe its just a vacation from the rough goth live but even so, at the current moment in time, the once was a goth fucker now resides in the emo world.

and why do you care anyways, do people accuse you of being emo.

or did you try to be emo, but all the girls rejected you so you have no one to write love letters too on a story night in the dark listening to the new kind of like spitting. word.

emo is gay. hardcore and hiphop is the way. whoodie whooooo

 

more people to the list

- lenny kravitz

 

people that should be president.

- dave chapelle, chris rock, cedric the entertainer, d.l. hughly, eddie murphy (before he made wack movies like dr. doolittle) and allthe other black comedians that are racist against white people. and use lots of cusswords too. well sinbad should be president becuase hes funny and he doesnt cuss. Houseguest was good.

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Originally posted by HESHIANDET

so are you calling messengers emo?

 

 

 

I wasn't calling messengers emo! You must not be able to read what I posted without your big black plastic elvis costello wanna be nonprescription glasses. fruit. :crazy:

 

jus joshin.. i was just replying with some more cliche' stereotypes to build up the climax to my poor excuse for a punchline. don't sick the stonecutters on me, please hesh. :o

 

 

 

prude

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Originally posted by got tha feva

 

The assholes who made the "not just another teen movie". I wasted 8.50 on that crap today, it wasn't even remotely funny. scary movie and scary movie 2 especially, they were funny. this one wasn't even remotely witty or clever... aside from some good boobs and ass shots, it was a wasted hour of work and 2 hours of my life.

 

prude

 

OH COME ON. Not even that part when the guy in the crowd starts claping like he did something right?????

That was funny as fuck.

 

 

I know certain few other people, but they're the really up tight/ i carewhat you think/ im so elite and smart , therefore i shall not laugh at this....type.

 

Eh whatever, those types definately need to check themselves. Not too many people have a good sense of humor and can take things not too seriously.

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Originally posted by sixteenvandals

i got one.

 

people who had no idea knowledge whatsoever about any indie/punk/rock scenes at all until last year and now they accuse everyone of being "emo" even though they have no clue what they are talking about. this is about 90% of america. so fuck all y'all.

 

I CANT STAND ALL YOU EMO FUCKS FROM SAN FRAN COMPLAINING

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Guest MR BOJANGLES
Originally posted by got tha feva

Man I'd be happy that kid went emo, nothing gets on my nerves worse than fat kids in black vinyl and fishnet shirts. Maybe if he gets some of that emotion out by pounding on his chest and riding around on a messenger bike he won't be so fat?

 

prude

hey! come on now, all bike couriers arent emo...;)

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Gwen stefani is definately a role model to any girl who hates the average girl type.

 

I don't really know about their new album, i've heard stuff off it, but it definately isn't as good as Tragic Kingdom.. I like Tragic kingdom the best... it seems as their stuff is still good, but it doesn't get better.

 

From what I heard... Return of Saturn is better than their new album.

 

People who should go bankrupt:

if not already, then the makers of such brands as Fubu, and anything

that spells out bling bling im hip hop, but not really.

 

Tommy Hillfiger

 

Tabacco companies, just cuz it would be cool, don't you think?

 

Several porn companies that come out with unsatisfactory porn, and spend most their money on fake advertizement... and pornsites with a million hits a day that feature animal sex, ::shiver::

 

Down souf rappers

 

The rich kids who go to my art school, who can't draw, but think they're wonderful for buying 50 dollar paint brushes and 20 dollar erasers.

 

People who should go rich:

Me, because i'd buy Oolong the Rabbit a girlfriend, and let them mate till their cherry bursts in flames, and give each 12oz member a bunny of their own complete with food tray, water bottle, and love nest. Not to mention all the freakin carrots your bunny wants.

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Me...

 

Don't know whether I deserve it or not but I've been advised by my 'legal - counsel' to declare bankruptcy. Apparently it's either that, or live the rest of my life in debt to the tune of $500,000 all because of a motherfuckin so called 'friend' who thought that only insurance companies got screwed in compensation claims and still won't give it up.

 

Thanks for the depressing thread.

 

Send money to PO BOX Avils1,

Avilsville

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The only difference between Gwen Stefani and the average girl..is that she sings in a famous band(and she has a voice one can only wish for). Don't get me wrong I have all their cd's but Gwne Stefani is a product of the music industry she's paid to be to be anti average but when it comes down to suburban streets and mowing the lawn on saturday she's as run of the mill as they come.

 

No Doubt is the last group that should go bankrupt.

 

Kitty on the other hand(since you mentioned the "haters of the average girl")

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